Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Steve of Minecraft
Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Female Corrin, the Half Dragon
Mario 'Jumpman' Mario, A.K.A. Mr. Video Game Himself
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Roy's party emerged from the warp pipe. Roy looked around.
"Err, Mario? Where is this?" Roy asked.
"I don't know." Mario said. "I bought the warp pipe from a shady back alley for 69 coins. Who knows where it lead us?"
Female Corrin looked around. "Oh. It's the world of Bayonetta."
"How do you know?" Popo asked.
"I was right next to her on the Smash 4 roster. I would know." Female Corrin explained.
"Ok then, who's Bayonetta, and where is-" Steve began to say, before getting kicked in the shin by Bayonetta.
"That's Bayonetta." Mr. Game & Watch said.
"O-Oh..." Steve said in pain.
"Time to hit the climax!" Bayonetta proclaimed.
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Battle 69: Roy, the Young Lion, Steve of Minecraft, Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Female Corrin, the Half Dragon, Mario 'Jumpman' Mario, A.K.A. Mr. Video Game Himself vs Bayonetta 2 Bayonetta, Umbra Witch.
"Wait wait wait... BATTLE SIXTY-NINE?!" Nana exclaimed.
"Stranger danger! Stranger danger!" Popo exclaimed.
"Since that stupid fox stole my guns, I can't shoot you. So I guess I'll just punch you instead." Bayoentta said as she punched Popo and Nana into fainting.
"She got Popo and Nana!" Mr. Game & Watch said. "Time for me to strike!"
Mr. Game & Watch ran up to Bayonetta and tried attacking, but Bayonetta used Witch Time.
"Ha! Idiot." Bayonetta said as she kicked Mr. Game & Watch in the shin.
"Ow..." Mr. Game & Watch said.
Female Corrin, Roy, and Mario realised that they were the only ones left capable of fighting.
Female Corrin tried shooting some water balls at Bayonetta, but she dodged.
"Ah, frick." Female Corrin said.
Mario pondered for a second about what to do. He then snapped his fingers. "I got it!"
Mario reached into his pocket and pulled out a Super Star. "I've been saving this for emergencies!" Mario said as he ate the Super Star.
Roy and Female Corrin watched Mario. "It's so bright!" Roy commented.
Mario then ran at Bayonetta.
"Oh... shi-" Bayonetta began to say before getting knocked out by Mario.
Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Steve of Minecraft, Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Female Corrin, the Half Dragon, Mario 'Jumpman' Mario, A.K.A. Mr. Video Game Himself
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Popo and Nana got up. "Whew. It's over. Now we can move on." Popo said.
"Not so fast!" exclaimed a voice.
"Wha?" Popo asked.
Suddenly, Bayonetta 1 Bayonetta showed up.
"Oh. Right. There's two of them." Roy said.
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Battle 70: Roy, the Young Lion, Steve of Minecraft, Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Female Corrin, the Half Dragon, Mario 'Jumpman' Mario, A.K.A. Mr. Video Game Himself vs Bayonetta 1 Bayonetta, Umbra Witch
Bayonetta started by shooting Steve in the shin.
"Not again!" Steve exclaimed as he fell to the ground.
"Mario, use your Super Star again!" Roy said.
"Umm, let's-a-see here..." Mario said as he dug around in his pockets. "No can do, I'm all out. The only thing I have left is this Mini Mushroom."
"That's still a power-up though! Use it!" Female Corrin said.
"Well-" Mario began to say, before being interuppted by Bayonetta.
"A power-up? Gimme!" Bayonetta exclaimed as she snatched the Mini Mushroom and swiftly ate it. Bayonetta then shrank down.
"I was going to say. It's not really a power-up. More of a power-DOWN." Mario said.
"DAMN!" Bayonetta exclaimed.
"Should've read the instructions, dummy. Now die." Roy said as he used Flare Blade, killing Bayonetta.
Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Steve of Minecraft, Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Female Corrin, the Half Dragon, Mario 'Jumpman' Mario, A.K.A. Mr. Video Game Himself
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Steve got up.
"Ok, let's leave before I get hit in the shin again." Steve said.