Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Steve of Minecraft
Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Female Corrin, the Half Dragon
Mario 'Jumpman' Mario, A.K.A. Mr. Video Game himself
Sonic, the Blue Blur
Pikachu, Pika Pika
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Roy and crew are walking. Roy pulls out a list of names.
"Guys, I think we almost got everyone! Just a handful of fighters left! After that, we can challenge Galeem & Dharkon!" Roy exclaimed.
"Oh yeah!" Mario exclaimed with delight.
Steve pondered. "But... Wait. If these Galeem & Dharkon guys are strong enough to vaporise literally the whole galaxy... Should we be more prepared?"
"Gotta admit. Blockhead's got a point." Nana said.
"I mean... We have a Chaos Emerald." Sonic pointed out.
"Sonic, I don't think that'll be enough." Pikachu said.
"But... What else is there?" Female Corrin wondered.
Mr. Game & Watch looked around. He saw Popo eating a Toblerone chocolate bar.
"How about the Triforce?" Mr. Game & Watch replied.
Roy snapped his fingers. "That's it! That's what we need!"
Roy took out a piece of paper and hastily drew the Triforce.
"There's three pieces of the Triforce." Roy explained as he labeled his drawing.
"Duh." Nana interuppted. Roy ignored her.
"The Triforce of Power, Wisdom, and Courage." Roy explained. "Ganondorf has the Triforce of Power. Zelda has the Triforce of Wisdom. And Link has the Triforce of Courage."
"Let's go get them then!" Popo exclaimed. "Let's start with the Triforce of Wisdom. I mean, come on. Zelda's not that strong. His sword is kinda weak."
Nana punched Popo. "That's Link. Idiot."
"Yeah... But Popo has a point. I don't wanna mess with Link. And I DEFINATELY don't want to mess with Ganondorf!" Female Corrin said. "Let's find Zelda first."
"I agree." Mario said. "Just one problem... How do we get to Hyrule?"
"Anyone got any ideas?" Sonic asked.
Mr. Game & Watch took out a piece of obsidian. "I still have this obsidian from Olimar."
"Sweet! Give it, I can build something!" Steve said.
Mr. Game & Watch tosses the obsidian at Steve. Steve took out a flint & steel and set the obsidian on fire.
"Come on... come on... YES!" Steve exclaimed. "A Nether Portal!"
"A Nether Portal... Huh. Well I guess that works." Roy said. "Come on everyone, let's hop in."
Roy, Steve, Mr. Game & Watch, Popo, Nana, Female Corrin, Mario, Sonic, & Pikachu jumped in.
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Timeskip
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The crew fell into the next universe.
Steve standed up and scratched his head. "Again with not taking us to the Nether. Well I guess that's a good thing."
Roy looked around. "This... Where is this?"
Pikachu looked around. "Looks like Hyrule?"
"No. This is Lorule." Mr. Game & Watch corrected.
"Great going, Blockhead." Nana scoffed.
"I guess that's what happens when I don't build the portal correctly..." Steve sighed.
"But wait, can't we get to Hyrule from here?" Roy asked. "I played Link Between Worlds a few years ago."
"Well... Yeah, but..." Female Corrin said. "You have to be flat."
"If only Lucina was Here." Sonic joked. Pikachu and Sonic hi-fived. "Yeaya! Nice one, Sonic!" Pikachu exclaimed.
Female Corrin rolled her eyes. She proceeded to ignore Sonic and Pikachu. She looked around at the walls and found a small crevice.
"Aha! Found it!" Female Corrin exclaimed. "Mr. Game & Watch, come here."
Mr. Game & Watch walked over to Female Corrin. "What is it, Female Corrin?" Mr. Game & Watch asked.
"Mr. Game & Watch. We need you to go through this crevice. You will come out of the other side in Hyrule. Find Princess Zelda. We need her Triforce of Wisdom. Can you do that?" Female Corrin asked.
Mr. Game & Watch looked down at his hands. He knows what he must do. "Yes. I can help." Mr. Game & Watch responded.
"Good." Female Corrin smiled. "We're counting on you, Mr. Game & Watch."
Mr. Game & Watch nodded. He walked up to the crevice and pushed himself against the wall. He began sidestepping carefully, slotting himself into the small crevice.
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15 second timeskip
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Mr. Game & Watch walked out the crevice. "Wow. I'm here. In Hyrule."
He walked around. "Now, where is Hyrule Castle?"
Mr. Game & Watch jumped up onto a mountain for a vantage point.
"Ah, there it is." Mr. Game & Watch said to himself. He then took out his parachute and glided over there.
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1 minute timeskip
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Mr. Game & Watch landed outside Hyrule Castle. He walked up the path, attempting to enter, but was stopped by some guards.
"Halt! What purpose do you have here, strange creature?" The guard asked.
"I need to find Princess Zelda. I need her Triforce so I can defeat Galeem, the Lord of Light." Mr. Game & Watch said.
"You... need the Triforce of Wisdom to defeat the forces of light?" The guard asked. "YOU MUST BE ONE OF GANON'S MINIONS! DIE!"
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Battle 77: Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions vs Guard 1 & Guard 2
Guard 1 held his lance and tried poking Mr. Game & Watch. Mr. Game & Watch used his flat body to dodge the attacks. Mr. Game & Watch took out his mallet and whacked Guard 1.
"Guard 1! Noo!" Guard 2 exclaimed. "I will avenge you!"
Guard 2 picked up Guard 1's lance. He is now duel-wielding lances.
"Take this! And this!" Guard 2 exclaimed as he trusted both lances forwards.
"Take them? Ok." Mr. Game & Watch said. He grabbed the two lances.
"Wha- I didn't mean it!" Guard 2 exclaimed.
Mr. Game & Watch then thrusted both lances at Guard 2.
"DAMNIT!" Guard 2 exclaimed.
Victor: Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions
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Mr. Game & Watch dropped the lances. He then walked into Hyrule castle.
When Mr. Game & Watch was out of sight, Guard 1 took out a walkie-talkie. "A strange flat creature is invading! He probably wants to take over the world! Please... Keep the princess safe!" Guard 1 said before dying.
Mr. Game & Watch walked through the halls of Hyrule Castle.
"HALT!" Exclaimed a horde of guards.
"Oh? Why?" Mr. Game & Watch asked.
"We have orders to slay you! Foul beast!" The guards said.
"You cannot. I need the Triforce of Wisdom." Mr. Game & Watch responded.
"You shall NOT lay your hands on Princess Zelda!" The guards exclaimed. "We shall do BATTLE!"
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Battle 78: Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions vs Hyrule Guards
Mr. Game & Watch took out his hammer. He landed a 9 Judge, obliterating a guard.
"What the- This guy is insane!" A guard exclaimed.
Another guard took out a crossbow and tried shooting Mr. Game & Watch. Mr. Game & Watch managed to deflect the arrow with his bucket.
"AGH!" The guard exclaimed.
Mr. Game & Watch took out a bomb and threw it forwards.
"HE HAS EXPLOSIVES!" A guard exclaimed. Before anyone could move, the bomb exploded, destroying a portion of the room, along with a bunch of guards.
Mr. Game & Watch took out his gas pump and started gassing the room up.
The guards, unable to stand the poison gas that just filled the room, started coughing.
"Bio-Weapons... despicable..." A guard muttered.
Mr. Game & Watch took out a chair and slammed it overhead, whacking multiple guards out of commision.
"He's out of control!" A guard exclaimed.
Mr. Game & Watch Took out his torch and starting whacking it around, eventually setting fire to the room.
"HE'S GONNA BURN THE CASTLE DOWN!" a guard exclaimed.
"NOOOO!" A guard exclaimed.
Victor: Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions
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Mr. Game & Watch walked through the burning building, with no emotion at all.
He eventually reached the throne room, where Zelda was.
Zelda gasped. "I-It's you! Mr. Game & Watch!"
Mr. Game & Watch walked up to Zelda.
"I-I'm sure we can work something out! Please don't hurt me!" Zelda exclaimed.
Mr. Game & Watch swiftly snatched the Triforce of Wisdom, making Zelda flinch. He then walked out of the castle.
Zelda, not knowing how to react to what just happened, looked at the spot where Mr. Game & Watch was standing.
"I... guess he just wanted the Triforce." Zelda said to herself.
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1 hour timeskip
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Mr. Game & Watch exited the crevice in the wall.
"Oh! You're back!" Female Corrin exclaimed.
Mr. Game & Watch took the Triforce of Wisdom out of his pocket and handed it over.
"Zelda let you have it? For free?" Roy asked.
"She didn't not let me take it. That's to say she let me have it." Mr. Game & Watch replied.
"Dunno what the means, but whatever. We got the Triforce of Wisdom now!" Roy exclaimed.
"What's next then?" Steve asked.
"I don't think we should fight Ganondorf next." Mario said. "So we have to find Link."
"Link? Oh, he's dead." Roy said.
"Err, what?" Mario asked.
"Link's dead. Simon Belmont kicked his crotch so hard, Link died." Roy explained.
"So what? Just find Young Link!" Nana exclaimed.
"No can do. Young Link's dead too." Sonic said.
"Ummm. What." Nana asked.
"Silver's been looking all over the multiverse looking for the Chaos Emeralds. Look at this text message he sent me." Sonic said.
Sonic held up his Google Pixel 2. The crew looked at the screen. Silver had sent Sonic a text message saying "SONIC WTF LOOK WHAT i FOUND!11!11!", with an attached image of Young Link's dead body. There is a piece of paper next to Young Link, with the words "Corrin Waz Here" written on it.
Everyone looked at Female Corrin.
"Wha- Hey! I didn't do it!" Female Corrin exclaimed.
"Buuut Male Corrin is dead. It was you, wasn't it?" Popo asked.
"I didn't do it!" Female Corrin exclaimed.
"Come on guys. We'll kill Female Corrin later." Roy said. "But for now, we'll have to find Toon Link."
"Toon Link, huh." Pikachu said.
"How do we get to Toon Link?" Steve asked.
Roy pondered for a second before remembering he has a Chaos Emerald.
"Oh yeah. Why haven't I used this yet?" Roy asked himself. "Whatever. Chaos... EGG ROLL!"
"It's Chaos Control, Roy." Sonic corrected.
"Err, YEAH. I knew that!" Roy lied. "Chaos... WASHBOWL!"
The Chaos Emerald glowed brightly, warping the group to a new place.
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Roy, Steve, Mr. Game & Watch, Popo, Nana, Female Corrin, Mario, Sonic, & Pikachu materialised in the air. They then fell down into the ocean.
"What happened?!" Popo asked.
"It's because Roy said Chaos Washbowl instead of Chaos Control!" Mr. Game & Watch explained.
"Roy, you idiot!" Nana exclaimed.
"What do we do now?" Pikachu asked. He is carrying Sonic so he won't drown.
Suddenly, a huge pirate ship went by.
"Hey! That's where Toon Link is!" Roy explained. "Steve, can you get us onboard?"
"You got it, mate!" Steve said. He took out a lily pad and placed in on the water. He then took out some wool blocks and built a makeshift boat.
"Come on, guys!" Steve said.
"Whew! Out of the water!" Sonic said.
Steve took out a wooden shovel and rowed the wool boat over to the pirate ship. He then took out a fishing rod and grappled onto the ship.
"Alright guys, if we be stealthy, we can take Toon Link's Triforce without asking him." Roy said.
"You mean stealing?" Popo asked.
"Err... No! It's just borrowing. Permanent borrowing." Roy explained.
"Oh ok." Popo said.
The group sneaked around the pirate ship.
"Man! This is boring!" Sonic yelled loudly. "I want to fight for real!"
Sonic and Pikachu then ran out into the open.
"COME ON TOON LINK! FIGHT US!" Sonic yelled.
"Yeah! Fight us!" Pikachu added.
The rest of the group watched from a safe distance.
"Oh Sonic..." Mario facepalmed.
Toon Link walked up to Sonic and Pikachu.
"You think you can just show up unannounced, bluey?!" Toon Link angrily asked.
"Yeah!" Sonic proclaimed.
"Yeah! And we're gonna take your Triforce, too!" Pikachu added.
Toon Link assumed a fighting stance. "Come at me, bro!"
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Battle 79: Sonic, the Blue Blur & Pikachu, Pika Pika vs Toon Link, Wind-Waking Warrior
Toon Link took out his bow and tried shooting at Sonic. Sonic dodged.
"Haha! Can't catch me!" Sonic exclaimed.
Toon Link gritted his teeth. He then tried shooting Sonic some more, but he could never land a hit.
Sonic began to run past Toon Link multiple times, lightly hitting him each time.
"Ow! Hey! Quit it!" Toon Link exclaimed.
Toon Link then got an idea. He took out his sword and performed his spin attack, finally managing to hit Sonic once.
Sonic got knocked back.
"Ha! Not so tough now, are ya?" Toon Link asked.
"Get him, Pikachu!" Sonic exclaimed.
"Pika... CHUUUUUU!" Pikachu exclaimed as he performed Thunderbolt. Toon Link's metal sword made the perfect conductor. It was a critical hit. Toon Link fainted.
Victor: Sonic, the Blue Blur & Pikachu, Pika Pika
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"Wow. You're pretty good." Toon Link said.
"Yeah, I guess I'm pretty great." Sonic smugly said.
Roy, Steve, Mr. Game & Watch, Popo, Nana, Female Corrin, and Mario walked onto the deck.
"Say Toon Link, can we have your Triforce?" Mario asked.
"Huh? Why?" Toon Link asked.
"We need the Triforce to defeat Galeem & Dharkon." Roy explained.
"Sorry man, I can't just hand my Triforce away!" Toon Link said. He took a look at Roy's party.
"Buuuuuut... I CAN come with you! I see you don't have any green party members! I'd make a great addition!" Toon Link said while doing various cartoony facial expressions.
"I'm not sure I like this guy." Roy said under his breath.
"Come on Roy, we need him." Mario said.
Mario walked up to Toon Link. "Welcome to the team, Toon Link!" Mario said.
"YYEEEAAAAHHHHH! WOOOHOOO! ALL RIGHT!" Toon Link cartoonishly exclaimed.
"I guess that means we only have one left-" Female Corri nbegan to say, before being interuppted.
"Quiet, murderer." Nana ordered. Female Corrin is annoyed.
"We only have one more Triforce piece to go." Nana said. "The Triforce of Power..."
"Held by that Ganondorf guy, right?" Steve asked. "Sounds weak. What kind of a name is GanonDORF?"
"Don't underestimate Ganondorf, Steve." Mr. Game & Watch said. "He's very powerful."
"Yeah, but he's no match for my... wait for it... MASTA SWORD!" Toon Link yelled as he held his sword high into the sky. Suddenly, a random bird swooped down, grabbed the Master Sword, and flew away.
Toon Link then falls over onto his face in a cartoonish manner.
"WHYY!?" Toon Link yelled as he started crying a river.
Roy sighed. "You see? He's so cartoony. He can't take anything seriously!" Roy said.
"We'll just have to go find the sword then. I guess." Popo said.
"No, wait!" Steve said. He took out a crafting table and an enchantment table. He set up some bookshelves and took out some materials.
"Craft this, enchant that, and there!" Steve said. "One enchanted iron sword, just for you, Toon Link!"
"YES!" Toon Link exclaimed.
"Cool. Now let's go." Roy unenthusiastically said. He held up the Chaos Emerald. "Chaos..."
Sonic snatched the Chaos Emerald. "Just lemme do it this time. Chaos... CONTROL!"
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Timeskip
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Roy, Steve, Mr. Game & Watch, Popo, Nana, Female Corrin, Mario, Sonic, Pikachu, & Toon Link materialise in the next place.
"And this is?" Steve asked.
"Ganondorf's castle." Sonic explained. "He should be around here somewhere..."
Toon Link stepped forwards. "Don't worry, comrades! I, the great Toon Link, shall SAVE THE DAY!"
Toon Link started wandering around the castle by himself.
"...You think he'll be fine?" Mario asked.
"Sure! He has an awesome sword." Steve said.
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10 minute timeskip
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Toon Link kicks the door open. "GANONDORF! I SHALL- Oh. Wrong room."
Toon Link walks down the hallway until he reahces the next door. He kicks the door open. "GANONDORF! I SHALL- Oh. Wrong room again."
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20 minute timmeskip
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Toon Link kicks the door open. "GANONDORF! I, *pant* I, shall *pant*, I shall slay you!" Toon Link managed to say.
"Ahh. Link. Here alredy?" Ganondorf asked. He turned around and saw Toon Link.
"W-Why is your head so big?" Ganondorf asked.
"I'm not just any Link." Toon Link smirked. "I'm... wait for it... TOON LINK! You may applause now."
Ganondorf raised an eyebrow. "Aren't you that Link that can't take anything seriosuly? No matter. You Links all look alike to me anyways."
Ganondorf took out his sword.
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Battle 80: Toon Link, Wind-Waking Warrior vs Ganondorf, the King of Darkness
Toon Link confidently unsheathed his Minecraft sword. "HIYAAAAAAAAA!" Toon Link yelled as he ran straight at Ganondorf.
Ganondorf parried Toon Link's strike. The Minecraft sword broke.
"HA! You don't stand a chance!" Toon Link proclaimed.
"Time for my SPIN ATTACK!" Toon Link exclaimed. He tried grabbing his sword, but he realised it wasn't there. A cartoonish dotted outline blinked where the sword should be.
"WHAT THE HECK!?" Toon Link exclaimed. "Dangit!"
"Pssh." Ganondorf said. He then performed a Warlock Punch at Toon Link's face, sending him flying. Toon Link slammed into the wall and turned into an accordian.
"H-Huh? You didn't take any damage from that? How?!" Ganondorf asked.
Toon Link stood up. "Cartoon physics!"
Toon Link reached behind his back and grabbed the Master Sword out of nowhere.
"W-WHAT! You didn't have that before!" Ganondorf complained.
"And that's what we call HAMMERSPACE!" Toon Link yelled as he slashed Ganondorf.
"NOOOOO!" Ganondorf exclaimed.
Victor: Toon Link, Wind-Waking Warrior
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Toon Link walked up to the fainted Ganondorf and stole his Triforce of Power.
Roy and crew bust into the room.
"Toon Link! We heard loud noises!" Steve explained.
"What happened?" Roy asked.
Toon Link did a victory dance while music played. He then showed off the Triforce of Power.
"I did it!" Toon Link exclaimed.