Edgy Organization:
Dark Pit, the Dark-Winged Doppelganger
Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Life Form
Gladion, Expert of Edginess
Dark Samus, the Great Poison given Form
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Dark Pit, Shadow, Gladion, and Dark Samus leaned against the side of a building.
"So... what are we doing?" Dark Samus asked.
"Being edgy." Gladion answered.
"Ok but... Are we going to DO anything?" Dark Samus asked.
"Not unless Dark Pit says so." Shadow answered.
Dark Samus sighed. "Why did I even join this stupid organization?"
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2 Hours Later
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Dark Pit took 3 steps forwards.
"We must kill Roy." Dark Pit said.
"Huh? Why?" Dark Samus asked.
"Because that's the edgy thing to do." Dark Pit replied.
"That doesn't make any sense!" Dark Samus exclaimed.
"Don't do something because it makes sense. Do something because it's edgy." Dark Pit said.
Gladion and Shadow nod in agreement.
"What are you even talking about..." Dark Samus muttered.
"Now come. Chaos... CONTROL!" Dark Pit exclaimed.