Roy's Team
Roy, the Young Lion
Steve of Minecraft
Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Female Corrin, the Half Dragon
Mario 'Jumpman' Mario, A.K.A. Mr. Video Game himself
Sonic, the Blue Blur
Pikachu, Pika Pika
Toon Link, Wind-Waking Warrior

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"So, this is it." Steve said. "We're going to fight Galeem and Dharkon."

"Back to the rocky cliff, where we first saw Galeem." Pikachu said.

"On that fateful day, when the sky fell away..." Mario solemly said.

"We can get through this, guys!" Roy said. "Now come on, let's save the world!"

Everyone nodded.

Roy held the Chaos Emerald high in the sky. "Chaos... WORMHOLE!"

A medium-sized, opaque portal appeared in front of Roy.

"Eh. Close enough." Sonic shrugged.

Roy, Steve, Mr. Game & Watch, Popo, Nana, Female Corrin, Mario, Sonic, Pikachu, and Toon Link jumped into the portal.

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Timeskip

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Roy and crew stepped onto the rocky cliff. Roy looked around. Completely desolate except for himself and his team. He looked up and saw the clouds of brightness and darkness.

"I think we'll need to get up there somehow." Roy said.

Steve gave a thumbs up (not that you can tell). "On it!" He exclaimed.

Steve swiftly took out several pistons, slime blocks, and other stuff, creating an airship.

"We can use this to get up to the clouds!" Steve explained.

Toon Link carefully inspected the airship. "Juuuust one problemo..."

Toon Link reached behind his back and pulled out a flag with his own face on it. He then planted the flag firmly onto Steve's airship.

"There. Perfect!" Toon Link smiled. Steve is mildly annoyed.

"We should-" Female Corrin began to say, before being interuppted.

"Shut up, murderer." Nana exclaimed. Female Corrin groaned.

"Ok seriously guys. We should get going." Roy said.

"That's what I was gonna say..." Female Corrin mumbled to herself.

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Timeskip

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Roy and team used Toon Link's airship to fly up into the clouds. With Steve as the pilot, they successfully made it to the sky.

"...quick question, announcer guy. Why did you call it Toon Link's airship?" Steve asked. 'I'M the one that built it!"

"Well, it has Toon Link's flag on it. That mean it's Toon Link's property." Xander Mobus explained.

Toon Link made a smug facial expression. Steve is annoyed.

The airship came to a stop as it reached it's destination. Nana hopped off the airship and started walking around on the clouds.

"So what're we even supposed to do here? I see nothing important!" Nana exclaimed.

"HEY!" Exclaimed a voice. Roy's team turned to face the voice.

"WHO'RE YOU CALLING NOTHING IMPORTANT?!" Exclaimed Captain Pit, eyes glowing red.

"Captain Pit! You're alive?!" Popo exclaimed.

"Uhh, we all are, Popo." Sonic said.

Captain Pit took a step forwards. "I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Palutena's Army, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Underworld, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in angel warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Skyworld armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Realm, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Skyworld and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Skyworld Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little frick. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shoot fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo."

"Jeez. Coulda just said you wanted to fight, you dolt." Nana said.

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Battle 81: Roy, the Young Lion, Steve of Minecraft, Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Female Corrin, the Half Dragon, Mario 'Jumpman' Mario, A.K.A. Mr. Video Game himself, Sonic, the Blue Blur, Pikachu, Pika Pika, Toon Link, Wind-Waking Warrior vs Captain Pit, Captain of Lady Palutena's Guard

Nana walked up to Captain Pit and tried whacking him. Captain Pit saw it coming and dodged.

"HA! Did you REALLY think that PATHETIC attack could've hit me, the MAGNIFICENT Captain Pit? You absolute FOOL. I saw that coming from a KILOMETRE away!" Captain Pit bragged.

"They use metric system in Skyworld?" Popo asked. "Huh. Wow."

Popo took out an icicle and tried throwing it at Captain Pit like a dart. However, Popo missed. Because he sucks at darts.

"You absolute BUFFOON! Your MEAGRE skills couldn't hold a CANDLE to my spectacular, amazing, BEWILDERING attacks! Watch... AND LEARN!" Captain Pit exclaimed.

Captain Pit took out his bow and swiftly swiped at the Ice Climbers.

"What's with this guy?!" Nana asked.

"I liked the old Captain Pit better!" Popo whined.

Captain Pit then performed his Angle Ring attack on Popo, slicing him multiple times.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Popo exclaimed before falling over.

"Wow. Just wow." Nana said.

Mario and Steve ran towards Captain Pit. Steve drew his sword while Mario took out a plunger. The two of them tried hitting Captain Pit. However, Captain Pit saw it coming from a kilometre away. He split his bow into two parts and used it to block Mario and Steve's attacks.

"Mario, who IS this guy?!" Steve asked.

"That's Captain Pit! Try not to hurt him too bad, we need him!" Mario explained while fighting.

"Let me try something!" Steve said. He took out a splash potion of weakness. "Perhaps this will help!"

Before Steve could throw the potion, Captain Pit grabbed Steve's arm. Captain Pit snatched the potion and threw it at Steve.

"AGH! Damnit!" Steve exclaimed. Captain Pit then struck down Steve, who was unable to fight back.

"NO! Steve!" Mario began to say. Without Steve, Mario was quickly defeated by Captain Pit.

Toon Link reached behind his back and pulled out various useless objects.

"Come on.. Come on.. Where is it... AHA! There it is!" Toon Link exclaimed as he pulled out a bomb. He threw it with oomph.

Captain Pit smugly took out his Guadian Orbitars and reflected the bomb back at Toon Link.

"WHA-" Toon Link began to say, before being exploded. Toon Link, covered in ashes, falls over.

Sonic stood in front of Captain Pit. "Come on Captain Pit, I don't wanna fight you."

"You IMBECILE. Do you think you have even a GHOST of a chance of me ADHERING to your UNREASONABLE requests? HA! To that, I LAUGH at you!" Captain Pit exclaimed.

"...Well, I tried. Don't say I didn't warn you now." Sonic said. He ran forwards, with Pikachu riding on his head. Sonic ran at Captain Pit and tried to perform a kick. Captain Pit saw it coming from a kilometre away, so he tripped Sonic.

"Uff!" Sonic said as he fell to the ground. "Well at least the ground is soft..."

Pikachu jumped up. "You hurt Sonic! Now you have to deal with ME!" Pikachu exclaimed. "Pika... CHUUUUUUU!"

Pikachu tried performing Thunderbolt. Captain Pit saw it coming from a kilometre away. He once again smugly took out his Guardian Orbitars and reflected the Thunderbolt back at Pikachu. Pikachu got knocked back and fell over.

Mr. Game & Watch looked in his pockets to try to find something good. Before he found anything, Captain Pit grabbed him by the arm.

"Well well well. What do we have here? A MISERABLE sheet of OBSOLETE TECHNOLOGY." Captain Pit exclaimed.

"T-That's not true... I'm not obslete..." Mr. Game & Watch weakly replied.

"Oh I'm sorry. Who's the one with the reboot? Oh yeah. That's right. ME!" Captain Pit bragged. "HAHAHAHAHAH! You're worthless!"

Captain Pit then kicked Mr. Game & Watch in the face, who was too sad to fight back.

Roy took out his sword and tried to do Flare Blade. However, Captain Pit saw that coming from a kilometre away. Captain Pit swiftly dodged, and counter-attacked with his bow, slicing Roy multiple times.

"OW!" Roy said. He was so hurt, he was unable to move.

Captain Pit walked up to Roy. "Well Roy. You've been quite the troublemaker."

Captain Pit drew his bow. "But it's time to end it. Goodbye, Roy. HELLO CAPTAIN PIT! HAHAHAHAHA-" Captain Pit began to exclaim, before being interuppted.

"Oh Captain Pit~!" sang a voice from another room.

Captain Pit sighed.

Palutena walked into the room holding a bowl of orange slices. "I bought snacks for you and your friends~!"

"Muuuuuumm! I'm TRYING to annihilate the forces of gooooood!" Captain Pit whined. "And we're not friends! We're mortal enemies!"

"Whatever you say, sweetie~! I'll just leave them right here~" Palutena said as she put the bowl on the table.

"LEAVE!" Captain Pit whined as he impatiently pushed Palutena out of the room. He then slammed the door shut.

Captain Pit turned around to face Roy. "Sorry 'bout that, my mum's kinda lame." Captain Pit said. "Can we continue the fight- HEY WHERE'D YOU GO?!"

Captain Pit looked around, but could not find Roy. Roy snuck up behind Captain Pit and punched him in the back of the head. Captain Pit fell over.

"Man... That's cheap!" Captain Pit complained.

Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Steve of Minecraft, Mr. Game & Watch, the Master of Two Dimensions, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Female Corrin, the Half Dragon, Mario 'Jumpman' Mario, A.K.A. Mr. Video Game himself, Sonic, the Blue Blur, Pikachu, Pika Pika, Toon Link, Wind-Waking Warrior

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Captain Pit stood up, now free from Galeem and Dharkon's control.

"Agh... What happened?" Captain Pit asked.

"Captain Pit! You're back to normal!" Roy exclaimed.

"Huh? Oh. Right. Galeem and Dharkon." Captain Pit said.

Captain Pit started pacing back and forth. "We're gonna need the Chaos Emeralds, the Triforce, and a huge army. Let's hurry, Roy. We've got no time to waste!" Captain Pit said as he grabbed Roy's arm and started pulling him.

"Err, actually, we already have all those." Roy replied.

Captain Pit is surprised. He looked around. Roy has gathered a team of ten, a Chaos Emerald, and all three pieces of the Triforce.

"Oh." Captain Pit said, pleasantly surprised. "We should still recruit a bigger team. Every member counts, and we-" Captain Pit began to ramble, before being interuppted.

"We already freed most of the fighters." Mr. Game & Watch replied.

"And we need to go NOW! Look above- I mean below you!" Popo exclaimed.

Captain Pit looked down at the clouds he was standing on. Some were strangely luminous. Others, ominous.

"Well why didn't you say so! Onward we go!" Captain Pit exclaimed, foot on a rock and pointing forwards.

"Oh yeah!" Mario exclaimed.

"Alright!" Sonic exclaimed.

"Yeah! Alright!" Pikachu exclaimed.

"Hooray!" Toon Link exclaimed.

"Fantastic!" Popo exclaimed.

"Cool." Nana said.

"Satisfactory." Mr. Game & Watch said.

"Awesome!" Steve exclaimed.

"This is gonna be great!" Roy exclaimed.

"Glad to have you back, cap-" Female Corrin began to say, before being interuppted.

"Shut up, murderer." Everyone said in unison. Female Corrin is annoyed.