Roy looked at the sun. "You know, with Galeem and Dharkon gone, we can really do whatever we want now!"

Steve looked up from his crafting table. "Oh? What are you suggesting?"

Roy looked at Steve. "You know, we never did finish that first battle we had."

"Oh yeah... It got interuppted!" Steve said, snapping his non-existant fingers.

"So whattaya say Steve?" Roy asked. "Care to battle?"

Steve drew his sword. "I say YEAH!"

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Battle 85: Roy, the Young Lion vs Steve of Minecraft

Steve brandished his iron sword and tried slashing at Roy. Roy swiftly dodged, and attempted to slice Steve. Steve quickly took out his shield and blocked the attack. Roy smirked. He lit his sword on fire, burning up Steve's shield.

"Gah! My shield!" Steve exclaimed. He dug around in his pockets and took out the first thing he could grab. It was a splash potion. He tossed it at the ground, hitting both himself and Roy.

"Aha! Fire Resistance!" Steve said.

"Damn!" Roy exclaimed.

Steve tried hitting Roy, but Roy blocked the striked with his blade. Roy swiftly attacked Steve, damaging him. Steve took out some cobblestone and built a dome around himself, protecting himself from Roy.

"Ha! That's not gonna work twice!" Roy exclaimed. He turned around, anticipating Steve to strike his back. However, Steve saw this coming. He mined the cobblestone and striked Roy's back.

"The ol' switcheroo!" Steve exclaimed.

Roy was hurt. He looked at Steve. The orange partacles were gone.

"Now's my chance! FLARE BLADE!" Roy exclaimed, burning Steve.

"Ouch!" Steve exclaimed. He fumbled around his inventory, trying to find a bucket of water, but he didn't have one.

"Shoot! Wait... That's a good idea!" Steve said. He took out his enchanted bow and shot some arrows at Roy, dealing great damage.

Steve and Roy brandished their swords and locked blades. Both on low health. Only one could win.

The leaves of the nearby bushes rustled. A single eye peeked out, watching the battle between Roy and Steve.

"Characters... Oh how I hate them..." The mysterious figure said to itself. "Little do they know... they're ALL going down..."

Roy and Steve continued their fight, not noticing the mysterious stranger.

"I'm totally gonna win!" Roy proclaimed.

"Ha! Nah, I'll win!" Steve proclaimed.

"Nuh uh! My sword is on fire!" Roy bragged.

"Oh yeah?" Steve said. He then swapped out his iron sword for an enchanted stone sword with Fire Aspect.

"Behold, my Fire Aspect sword!" Steve bragged. "Don't ask why it's stone. I accidentally enchanted the wrong sword..."

"Pssh. I'm still gonna win!" Roy exclaimed. Roy overpowered Steve, managing to hit Steve a little. Steve took out a slime block and used to to bounce Roy away, getting some distance.

"HAAAAAAAA!" Roy exclaimed as he ran towards Steve, sword blazing.

"HAAAAAAAA!" Steve exclaimed as he ran towards Roy, sword blazing.

Before the two could hit each other, a huge explosion occured between them.

Victor: Neither.

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Roy, knocked to the ground, sat up and tried seeing through the smoke.

"Ugh... what... what happened?" Roy said through the pain.

Steve sat up and squinted through the smoke. He saw a figure standing in the smoke. One that looked... oddly familiar.

The smoke soon cleared up, revealing the figure in the smoke.

Roy gasped. "STEVE?!"

Steve gasped. "Another me?!"

The second Steve laughed with malice.

"Am I you?" He said, pointing at Steve. "Or am I YOU?" He said, pointing at Roy. In an instant, he shapeshifted into Roy.

Steve was so shocked, he couldn't form words.

"W-Who are you?!" Roy asked.

"Steve, Roy, Mario, Luigi, Pikachu, Kirby, Ridley! I can be ANYONE!" He said, transforming into various characters in the blink of an eye. "Because I... am RANDOM!"