Party:
Samus, Bounty Hunter Extraodinaire
Steve of Minecraft
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Samus landed her ship onto the ground. Samus and Steve step out.
"So this is the Dragon Ball universe, huh." Steve said.
Steve looked around. "Goku must be somewhere around here..."
"Hey, let's ask that guy!" Samus exclaimed, pointing at Krillin. "Hey, do you know where Goku is?"
"Goku? I dunno. He's been missing for 37 days." Krillin explained.
"What?! Goku's missing?!" Steve exclaimed.
"Why do you need to find him anyways, weird block man?" Krillin asked.
Samus stepped forwards. "We need Goku to fight a threat in the Super Smash Bros universe. Without Goku, our universe is doomed."
Krillin smiled. "You need someone to fight a threat? Let me at 'em! I'm strong!" Krillin proclaimed.
"Errrrmmm..." Samus said.
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Cutaway gag
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Krillin and Random and standing in a rocky field.
"Yeah! I'm gonna take you down!" Krillin exclaimed as he rushed forwards.
Random shapeshifted into Kirby and punched Krillin in the face, which kills him.
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Cutaway gag end
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"Yeah... no." Samus said.
"Tch." Krillin scoffed. "Well if you really want to find Goku, you could try finding the Dragon Balls. Then we could wish him here."
Krillin emptied his pockets. "I already have four of them."
"Great! We just need three more!" Steve exclaimed.
"Well, I suppose we should go find the Dragon Balls." Samus said. "Bye Krillin."
Steve and Samus walked away from Krillin.
"So Steve, where do you think the Dragon Balls are?" Samus asked.
Steve pondered. "Hmm... Well Dragon Ball is an anime. Maybe we should look around anime worlds?"
Samus shrugged. "You're the expert. Away we go!"
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Timeskip
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Samus and Steve arrive in the Naruto universe.
"Are you sure we can find a Dragon Ball here of all places?" Samus asked.
"Sure we can!" Steve responded. "Now we just gotta find someone to ask for directions."
Steve looked around and couldn't find anyone.
"Yeah can I have uhhhhhhhhh..." said a voice.
Samus raised an eyebrow (not that you can tell). "That voice... Yoshi?"
Samus opened the door of a nearby building and saw Yoshi ordering ramen.
"Yeah I'll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Yoshi said.
"Sir, can you PLEASE order something already?!" The owner asked.
"Yeah I'll have uhhhhhhhhh... large hamburger meal." Yoshi replied.
"WE DON'T SERVE BURGERS IDIOT!" The owner exclaimed.
Yoshi started chuckling for no reason. "Gosh I'm so high..." Yoshi said as he took out a joint and lit it.
Samus crossed her arms and shook her head in disaproval.
Steve walked up to Yoshi, wanting to ask him a question. But before he could say anything, the door opened.
"Sasuke, check out this cool orb I found, believe it!" the blond boy said.
"Ugghhh... Please. Just shut up." Sasuke said.
The blond boy smiled. "Hey waiter, I'll have-" he began to say, before being interuppted.
"Is that a Dragon Ball?!" Steve exclaimed. "Hey kid, I'll give you ANYTHING for that Dragon Ball!"
The blond boy looked down at the orb. "Huh? This thing? It's actually worth something, believe it?"
"Yes! I'll give you anything! Gold, diamonds, emeralds! You name it!" Steve exclaimed.
"Seems like you want it pretty bad, believe it." The blond boy smirked. "Well I'm not gonna let you have it that easily. I, Naruto, challenge you to a ramen eating contest! Waiter, gimme 100 bowls of ramen, believe it!"
"...huh?" Steve said.
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Battle 85: Samus, Bounty Hunter Extraodinaire, Steve of Minecraft, and Yoshi, Omnivore of the Year vs Naruto and Sasuke
The waiter rolled in 100 bowls of ramen onto the table. Naruto took out his trusty spoon and dug in.
"What the- how can he eat so fast?!" Samus exclaimed.
"We better get started!" Steve exclaimed. He picked up a pair of chopsticks and began eating slowly. Samus picked up a fork and tried to eat, but her helmet got in the eay, preventing her from helping at all. Samus sighed, which then fogged up her vision.
Naruto just finished his 7th bowl, and is now starting on his 8th.
"C'mon Steve, eat faster!" Samus said.
"This is... the fastest... I can go!" Steve said between bites.
"Wow, this is delicious! I could eat this ALL DAY, believe it!" Naruto exclaimed.
Steve finished his 2nd bowl and was about to start his 3rd, but he stopped.
"Oh no... My hunger bar's full!" Steve said. "I can't eat any more!"
"GAH! We're doomed!" Samus exclaimed.
Samus heard faint chuckling from the other side of the room. She turned around and saw Yoshi.
"Unless..." Samus said. She walked over to Yoshi. "Yoshi, you gotta help us win the ramen eating contest! You're the only one of us left who can eat!"
Yoshi took another puff of his joint. "Hehehe oh gee, I'm so high, hehehe..." Yoshi chuckled.
Samus looked around and saw Steve's empty ramen bowl. She picked it up and smashed it over Yoshi's cranium.
"GAH! I'm awake, I'm awake! I swear I'm sober officer!" Yoshi exclaimed. "Err, I mean... What do you want, Samus?"
"Yoshi, we need you to win the ramen eating contest for us. We need the Dragon Ball from Naruto and Sasuke." Samus exclaimed.
"I... only understood half of that, but ok." Yoshi said. He walked over to the dining table and wrapped his tongue around every ramen bowl.
Naruto was about to start his 14th bowl, but the bowl was taken away from him at the last second. "Hey! What gives, believe it?!" Naruto exclaimed. He looked over and saw that Yoshi ate it all.
Victor: Samus, Bounty Hunter Extraodinaire, Steve of Minecraft, and Yoshi, Omnivore of the Year
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Yoshi took a puff of his joint. "Now leave me alone, I'm gonna get high again." He said as he walked off.
Naruto and Sasuke walked up to Steve and Samus. "Looks like you've won." Sasuke said.
"Yeah. A promise is a promise, believe it!" Naruto said. "Here's that orb you wanted."
Steve took the Dragon Ball from Naruto. "Thanks, Naruto." Steve nodded.
"So Steve, I suppose it's off to the next anime world?" Samus asked.
"Yeah, believe it! Err, I uhh, I mean let's go!" Steve exclaimed.
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Timeskip
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Steve and Samus wandered around before coming across a shore.
"Well, now what? There's nothing here!" Samus said.
Suddenly, a giant pirate ship sailed along.
"...I stand corrected." Samus said.
"Hey, I know this place, it's One Piece! The anime all about pirates!" Steve exclaimed. "That means the Dragon Ball must be somewhere buried in the sand!"
Steve took out his golden shovel and started digging around.
"Let's see here... A rock? Useless. A skull? Useless. Huh? What's this?" Steve said. He pulled out a treasure chest. He looked at the label on the lid.
"This treasure chest is property of Gold Roger, King of the Pirates." Steve said. He stayed silent for a few seconds.
"USELESS!" Steve said as he threw the treasure chest away into the ocean.
Steve looked at the horizon. "The Dragon Ball must be with Luffy, the protagonist!"
"...How do you know all this?" Samus asked.
"I watch a lot of anime. Now come on." Steve said as he put a boat in the water. "We gotta get to the pirate ship.
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Timeskip
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Samus and Steve made their way to the side of Luffy's ship. Using Samus's grapple, they climbed on board.
"Hey! Who are you supposed to be!" Luffy exclaimed.
"I'm Samus Aran, bounty hunter." Samus proudly proclaimed.
"And I'm Steve of Minecraft." Steve said. "Hey, have you seen a Dragon Ball around anywhere? It's an orange orb."
"Huh? Oh, ya mean this thing?" Luffy asked, pulling out a Dragon Ball. "I found it under my bed one day. No idea what it is though."
"There! That! Can I have it? I need it!" Steve exclaimed.
Luffy smirked. "Only if you can beat me in a fight! LET'S DO THIS!"
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Battle 86: Samus, Bounty Hunter Extraodinaire and Steve of Minecraft vs Luffy
Luffy grabbed two nearby wooden poles and stretches his arms, slingshotting himself into Steve.
"Oof!" Steve exclaimed.
"What the what?!" Samus exclaimed. "What's with this guy?!"
Samus shot a missile at Luffy, who bounced it back to Samus.
Steve drank a potion of healing and stood up. "Damn, he's stronger than I remember!"
Steve took out his iron sword and tried slicing Luffy, but Luffy bounced out of the way.
"Gah... think Steve, think!" Steve said to himself. "Wait, that's it!"
Steve took out his bucket of water and dumped it on Luffy.
"Oh no! You got me all wet!" Luffy complained.
"Now's my chance!" Steve exclaimed. He took out his iron sword and whacked Luffy.
Victor: Samus, Bounty Hunter Extraodinaire and Steve of Minecraft
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"Well, you won, fair and square." Luffy said. "Here's that lizard sphere thing you wanted!"
Steve took the Dragon Ball from Luffy. "Great! The sixth one!"
"Just one more, huh." Samus said. "Well, we better get going, bye, uh, sorry, I never caught your name."
Luffy smiled. "I'm Monkey D. Luffy, and I'm gonna be the pirate king!"
"...Sure kid. Sure." Samus said.
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Timeskip
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Steve and Samus arrived in the next universe.
"Hey, isn't this the Dragon Ball universe again?" Samus asked.
"Hmm, yeah I guess it is. I mean, this is what the detector says." Steve said, holding up a Dragon Ball detector.
"...You had that the whole time?" Samus asked.
Before Steve could reply, someone busted into the scene.
"KAKAROT! Oh, wait. You're not Kakarot." A guy said.
Steve gasped. "Are you Vegeta? That's great! We're looking for the last Dragon Ball, have you seen it?"
Vegeta thought for about twenty minutes. "I used to have it. Then a weird cat thing stole it!" Vegeta exclaimed, gritting his teeth.
"That must be Lord Beerus!" Steve said. "Vegeta, do you know where he is?"
Vegeta looked up solemly. "He is at the top of that mountain. Now quickly! We must make haste!"
Samus shrugged. "What even..."
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Timeskip
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Samus, Steve, and Vegeta made their way to the top of the mountain.
"Now Samus, Beerus is VERY powerful. You gotta be careful. His strength is comparable to-" Steve began to say, before being interuppted.
"Lucario?" Samus asked.
"...Well, no. Not sure why you would say that." Steve said.
"No, Lucario!" Samus exclaimed, pointing forwards. Steve looked forwards and saw Lucario standing on a rock, holding the four-star Dragon Ball.
"THERE HE IS! THE WEIRD CAT!" Vegeta exclaimed with rage.
Lucario sighed. He turned around and opened his eyes. "For the last time, I'm Lucario!"
Steve gasped. "S-So it wasn't Beerus..."
Vegeta stepped forwards. "GIMME THE DRAGON BALL!"
Lucario stepped forwards. "No! I NEED it!"
"FINE! BE THAT WAY!" Vegeta exclaimed. "LET'S FIGHT!"
Lucario stepped off the rock and assumed a fighting stance. "I suppose there is no choice."
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Battle 87: Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyans vs Lucario, Master of Aura
Vegeta flies at high speeds towards Lucario, intending to tackle him. Lucario smirked.
"PREPARE TO DIE, WEIRD CAT!" Vegeta exclaimed as he hit Lucario. Lucario somehow survived.
"For the last time... I'M LUCARIO!" Lucario exclaimed as he punched Vegeta in the stomach, dealing huge damage.
"AAAAGGGHHHHH! HOW... HOW DID YOU DO SO MUCH DAMAGE?!" Vegeta exclaimed.
Samus gasped. "Lucario must've used Endure to survive the hit! And he must've used Counter to counter-attack Vegeta!"
Vegeta clutched his stomach in pain. He looked up and saw Lucario.
"Give up. You cannot beat the power of cheese." Lucario proclaimed.
Vegeta stood up and tried kicking Lucario. Lucario used Reversal. Having minimal health, Reversal did a lot of damage to Vegeta.
"AGAGGAHHHHHHHH!" Vegeta exclaimed as he was knocked back several kilometres.
"He'll run out of PP eventually!" Samus pointed out.
Lucario smirked. "Oh really?" He said as he took off his backpack. He unzipped it, revealing that he is carrying a lot of Max Elixers.
"...shoot." Samus said.
"Well two can play at that game!" Steve exclaimed. He took out a potion of healing and tossed it at Vegeta.
Lucario eyed the potion. He used Extreme Speed to catch the potion mid-air. "What's this? A strength potion?"
"Well actually it's-" Steve began to say, before being interuppted.
"Well TOO BAD! I'm taking it!" Lucario said as he downed the whole bottle. His health refilled.
Lucario gasped. "You... You tricked me!" Lucario said.
"Umm, I tried to warn you, dummy." Steve said.
"My... My cheese strats! NOOOOOOOO!" Lucario said.
Vegeta punched Lucario down in one hit while he was distracted.
Victor: Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyans
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Vegeta walked over to Lucario's fainted body and picked up the Dragon Ball.
"Great job, Vegeta!" Steve commented. "Now gimme. I need to wish Goku back."
"Hmm? What do you want with Kakarot?" Vegeta asked. He looked at Steve and noticed that he had the other six Dragon Balls. Vegeta gasped. He snatched Steve's Dragon Balls.
"ALRIGHTY! NOW I HAVE ALL SEVEN DRAGON BALLS!" Vegeta laughed. He held the Dragon Balls together.
"I summon Shenron!" Vegeta yelled.
In a flash of brightness, Shenron appeared.
"I AM SHENRON. STATE YOUR WISH." Shenron said.
Vegeta is trembling with excitement. He has been waiting for this moment his entire life.
"O great and powerful Shenron, I wish for a big banana split!" Vegeta wished.
Steve walked up to Vegeta. "Yeah I got a banana split right here!" Steve said as he kicked Vegeta in the crotch.
Vegeta fell over and fainted.
"He said a BIG banana split, Steve. That was a SMALL banana split." Samus said.
Steve and Samus laughed in unison.
Steve walked over to Shenron.
"Shenron, uh, Mr. Shenron, sir? I wish for Goku to come here!" Steve sheepishly said.
"WISH GRANTED." Shenron said as he snapped his fingers.
In a flash of brightness, Shenron disappeared. The Dragon Balls scattered throughout the world.
A rip in space-time appeared and Goku stepped out of the vortex. The vortex then closed.
Krillin, who was passing by, saw Goku. He ran on over.
"Goku! Where were you for the last 37 days?!" Krillin asked.
Goku rubbed the back of his head. "I... I don't know. I was in a strange glowy blue place. I couldn't find my way out, and-" Goku began to say, before being interuppted.
"Hey Goku! We need you to come fight Random! Come with us!" Samus said as she dragged Goku along to the ship.
"O-Oh! Well ok!" Goku smiled.
Steve, Samus, and Goku got onboard the ship and flew away.
"He just got back, and he's leavin' again." Krillin sighed.
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Timeskip
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Samus flew her ship, using the built-in GPS system to track Random.
"It seems that Random is... over there." Samus said.
Steve and Goku squeezed up against Samus's chair to look at the screen.
"Midair Stadium?" Goku read.
"What's that?" Steve asked.
"It's from Subspace Emissary..." Samus explained. "But... it was destroyed..."
Steve and Goku raise their eyebrows.
"Your destination is on the right." said the GPS system.
Samus landed the ship. Samus, Steve, and Goku stepped out of the vehicle.
Samus looked up and saw the Midair Stadium rebuilt with various trash.
"Wow, this is REALLY poorly made!" Steve commented.
Samus, Steve, and Goku walked into the stadium and saw Roy in a poorly made cage.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I'm gonna take over Smash Bros! And there's NOTHING you can do about it!" Random bragged.
Roy sighed. "This sucks."
"Hey Random!" Goku exclaimed sternly.
"Huh?" Random said. They turned around to face Goku. "Hey! It's Samus! And block man! And... whoever you are!"
"Hey it's me, Goku! Earth's greatest hero!" Goku exclaimed.
"No matter, I'll just transform!" Random said as they tried transforming into Goku. "H-Huh? Why can't I transform into you?!"
Goku crossed his arms and smirked. "That's because I'm not a video game character!"
"Tch. No matter!" Random exclaimed. "I'll just use any of my other forms!"
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Battle 88: Goku, Earth's Greatest Hero vs Random
Goku assumed a stance and began yelling.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Goku yelled.
Random squinted in confusion. They shook their head and focused. They transformed into Fox and used the blaster to continuously shoot Goku.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Goku yelled.
Random continued to shoot Goku.
"HAAAAAAAAAA!" Goku finished yelling. "Face the power of SUPER SAIYAN!"
"S-Super Saiyan?!" Random gasped.
"KKKKAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Goku yelled as he shot a Kamehameha.
Random saw the Kamehameha coming straight for their face. Swiftly, they shape-shifted into Kirby and transformed into a stone.
"Ha! You can't hurt me, poyo!" Random bragged.
"No matter, I'll do it again!" Goku said. "KKKKAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Goku yelled as he shot a Kamehameha.
Random tried turning to stone again. But Samus stepped in and grabbed Random, preventing Stone Kirby.
"Wha- Hey! Let go of me, you Iron Man wannabe!" Random exclaimed.
Right before the beam hit Samus, she rolled away, leaving no time for Random to react. Random was hit by the Kamehameha.
"GAHH!" Random exclaimed. They sat in the corner, badly damaged. They stood up, teeth gritted. "Two can play at that game!"
Random transformed into R.O.B. and fired the Robo Beam at Goku. Goku ate the Robo Beam, dealing no damage.
"Ha! That won't work against me!" Goku proclaimed. "Time for another attack! KKKKAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Random flinched and recoiled.
"Ha! Just kiddin'! I'll let you go this time." Goku said.
Victor: Goku, Earth's Greatest Hero
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Timeskip
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Samus landed the ship in the Smash Mansion parking lot, walking out with Steve, Goku, and Roy.
"Hey everyone! We rescued Roy!" Steve announced.
The fighters of Smash Mansion didn't react.
"...wait, he was gone?" Shulk asked.
"Heeyyy... What the hell is Goku doing here?!" Mega Man pointed out.
"Oh, hey! It's me, Goku!" Goku said.
"Uhh, YEAH. We know." Mega Man said with attitude.
Roy patted Goku on the back. "Goku here saved me. He's a hero!"
Goku looked around Smash Mansion. "Wow, a crossover fighting game! So that's what Super Smash Bros is! I love the community here! Can I stay?"
"...Get out." Mega Man said.