Steve sat on the couch, deep in thought. Shulk walked by.
"Oi Steve." Shulk said.
"Hm? Oh. Hi Shulk." Steve said.
"Steve, ol' buddy, ol' pal, what's da matter with you, ey?" Shulk asked.
Steve took a deep sigh. "It's just... when Samus and I rescued Goku, he said something."
"Oh yeah? And what's that, cousin?" Shulk asked.
Steve rubbed the back of his non-existent neck. "He said... He said that he was in a... a glowy blue place. And that he couldn't get out. That sounds so strange..."
Shulk took a seat next to Steve. "Lis'en 'ere S'eve, Goku's a 'it of a dol'. Don'' 'ake everythin' he says li'rally, guvna. Now 'ave a cuppa 'ea, inni'?"
"Yeah, I guess you're right. Thanks, Shulk." Steve said.
"No problem, eh." Shulk replied.
Sly Cooper and Parappa the Rapper then walked by.
"...Hey, were they always here?" Steve asked.
"Ah, don't worry your pretty little head about it, mate." Shulk said, not paying attention.
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Later
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Parappa walked up to a door and read the sign. "Computer Room". Parappy smirked. He flattened himself on the floor and slid under the door. He then unlocked the door from the inside, letting Sly Cooper in.
"Alright, we're in!" Sly whispered to himself.
"Now that we're in, we gotta do our scheme. Ruin their game, and make them scream!" Parappa rapped.
"...you suck at rapping, Parappa." Sly said.
Parappa made a sad face.
Sly booted up the Smash Bros computer and started hacking. "Let's see, just gotta make the game worse..."
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Meanwhile
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Ness was about to eat a hamburger, but before he could bite it, the hamburger glitched out of existence.
"Hey! What gives?!" Ness exclaimed.
Suddenly Ness's arm glitched out of existence.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Ness exclaimed.
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Meanwhile
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Female Inkling was walking down a hallway, when all of a sudden, she stopped walking.
"...Huh?" Female Inkling said. "Why aren't I moving?"
Female Inkling continued trying to walk, but didn't move.
And then she lagged across the room and smashed into the wall.
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Meanwhile
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Sonic was smugly looking at himself in the bathroom mirror. "Lookin' good, Sonic!" He said to himself.
All of a sudden, his nose disappeared.
"...GAH!" Sonic exclaimed.
And then his entire head disappeared.
"No... I can't do this... not again... I'm not strong enough..." Sonic cried (not that you can tell).
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Meanwhile
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Sly Cooper put his hands on his hips. "Mission completed."
Parappa opened his mouth to rap, but was interuppted.
"Parappa, don't do it. Don't you do it!" Sly Cooper sternly said.
There was 3 seconds of silence.
"We came, we saw, we completed the mission! We altered the code without their permission!" Parappa rapped.
"God damnit Parappa..." Sly Cooper groaned.
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Timeskip
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Sly Cooper and Parappa the Rapper walked up to a character.
"Did you do it?" the character asked.
"Yes sir. We did exactly as you asked." Sly responded.
"Good. Soon enough, everyone will abandon Super Smash Bros." the character said.
"Soon, EVERYONE will be playing MY game..." the character said. "...Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale."