The residents of Smash Mansion were all being glitchy.

"OH GOD WHY... WHY...%&# my life!" Sonic exclaimed.

"Someone must've messed with the code!" Richter observed.

"Well hey, don't worry guys! Bandai Namco developed Smash Ultimate, I can just reprogram things back to norm-" Pac-Man began to say, before he started to glitch as well. Power Pellets and Bonus Fruit started to appear and disappear around Pac-Man, and Pac-Man himself was constantly switching between 2D and 3D form. Eventually he glitched so much, he died.

Everyone started to panic even more now that Pac-Man's dead.

Steve, the only one not affected by the glitch, opened the front door and walked through. He saw all the Smash fighters glitching out. Steve looked through the crowd and spotted Captain Pit.

"Captain Pit, what's happening to everyone!?" Steve asked.

"Someone messed with the code!" Captain Pit said. "Have you seen anyone suspicious around here, Steve?"

"Now that you mention it, yeah! A suspicious raccoon and a hooligan dog!" Steve replied.

Snake, who overheard the conversation, groaned. "Oh god. THOSE guys?! They're so annoying!"

Captain Pit raised an eyebrow. "You know them, Snake?"

"Yeah. It's Sly Cooper and Parappa the Rapper. They're Playstation characters." Snake replied.

Steve punched his own hand. "Oh of course it's god damn Sony!"

Captain Pit crossed his arms and shook his head. "This is no good. We cannot live like this."

Nana stepped into the conversation "The answers obvious. We need Roy to go fight all the Playstation characters, then things would go back to normal!" Nana said as she dragged Roy in.

"...huh? Why me?" Roy asked.

"Don't question it. You're the protagonist. Now let's go." Nana said, dragging along Roy and Popo.

"WHY DO I HAVE TO COME?!" Popo whined.

Steve observed the situation and shrugged. "What a crazy bunch..." he said as he followed.

"Oh, and Cloud? YOU'RE COMING TOO!" Nana exclaimed.

"...huh?" Soldier 1st Class Cloud Strife said.

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Timeskip

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Roy, Nana, Popo, Steve, and Cloud wandered around before entering the Playstation world.

Roy looked around and sighed. "So what now, Nana? Since you were so insistant that I come along, what now?"

Nana turned to Cloud. "Cloud, what world is this?"

Cloud rubbed the back of his head and looked around himself. "I'm not a hundred percent certain, but I'm pretty sure this is inFAMOUS."

"inFAMOUS? Cloud, is your keyboard broken or something? You got the capitalization all wrong." Roy pointed out.

"No, no, it's actually called that." Cloud answered.

"Pssh. Tools." Nana scoffed.

"What was that you punk?!" Exclaimed a voice. The group turned around and saw a rather rowdy looking man.

"Say that again!" Said the man.

"I said you're a tool, tool." Nana non-chalontly stated.

The man was steaming with anger. "Listen here, I'm Cole frickin' MacGrath, and I'm no tool! You are!"

Nana raised an eyebrow. "Was that really the best insult you could come up with?"

"N-Nana, don't start fights with strangers!" Popo chimed in.

Nana ignored Popo. She unsheathed her pickaxe and wielded it with malicious intent. "Come on. Fight us!"

"If it's a fight you want... It's a fight you're GONNA GET!" Cole exclaimed, activating his electricity.

"Yikes!" Cloud said.

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Battle 89: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Steve of Minecraft, and Soldier First Class Cloud Strife vs Cole MacGrath, Man of the Power

Roy unsheathed his sword. "Uhh, ok? I guess we're doing this now?"

Cole angrily charged forwards, cloaking himself in electricity. He ran straight towards Nana, attempting to tackle her.

Nana, predicting that it would happen, grabbed Popo and used him as a human shield.

"WAIT NO NOT ME-" Popo exclaimed, before being launched away from Cole's power.

"...why am I always the first one out?" Popo complained.

Nana swung her pickaxe from side to side, whacking Cole and knocking him back.

Cole was slammed into a nearby crumbling building. At he was knocked into it, a piece of the building dropped down and crushed Cole.

Roy and Steve hi-fived. "Yeah! We didn't even have to do anything!" Roy exclaimed.

"Good. Now let's leave." Nana said, dragging Popo's unconcious body with her.

5 seconds of silence follow. "...why didn't the announcer announce our win?" Steve asked.

Suddenly, the debris that crushed cole was blown to smitherenes. Roy looked through the dust clouds. Cole was alive.

"Oh... no..." Steve said.

Cole shot a lightning bolt at Nana. Nana, not expecting it, was shot in the aorta and was rendered unconcious.

Roy, Steve, and Cloud looked at Nana. Then at Cole.

"Oh... Oh... no..." Roy said.

Cole slowly walked forwards while charging electricity. "You think you can take me down THAT easy?"

"Well... sorta?" Cloud chimed in.

"Well you're WRONG!" Cole exclaimed. He shot multiple bursts of electricity all around. Steve swiftly took out some bricks and built a wall between Cole and himself.

"Oh, MAN!" Cloud groaned. "This is just like fighting Pikachu!"

Roy crossed his arms and shook his head. "I know, right?"

Cole banged the brick wall. "HEY! I know you're over there! Show yourself!"

Steve looked at the brick wall. "Wall's not looking good, guys..."

Cole banged the wall again. "COME OUT AND FIGHT!"

Roy lit his sword on fire. "Let's fight fire with fire!" Roy said. "Or, uh, electricity with fire... whatever!"

Cole banged the wall again, breaking it. He was faced with Roy's fully charged Flare Blade.

"HEYAAA!" Roy exclaimed.

Cole was knocked far back, into the wall of a skyscraper. He bounced off and hit another skyscraper. He bounced off and hit another skyscraper. He bounced off and hit another skyscraper. He then fell to the ground, still alive.

"What the fu-" Roy began to say, before being shot in the face with a burst of electricity.

"You can hide, but you can't run!" Cole exclaimed.

"That doesn't even make sense in this context!" Cloud complained.

Steve took out his crossbow and shot some arrows at Cole's shoulder. Cole was unphased.

"Oh of COURSE! His healing factor! I forgot, heh..." Cloud said with an awkward smile.

"YOU COULD'VE TOLD US THAT EARLIER!" Roy complained.

"We need to all attack at the same time then!" Steve suggested. "Guys, use your strongest attack!"

Roy and Cloud nodded. Cloud began charging limit, and Roy began charging his Flare Blade again. Steve took out various blocks, redstone, and some rails.

Cole looked over at Roy's party. "The heck they doing over there?" Cole said to himself.

Steve finished building his contraption. He flipped a lever, sending two minecarts rushing forwards, picking up Roy and Cloud.

"Huh?" Roy thought to himself. He looked back and saw Steve giving a non-existent thumbs up. "Ooooh, I get it!"

The two minecarts barreled forwards towards Cole. "What, you think you can run me over? Pssh. Try it!" Cole cockily said.

The minecarts reached the end of the rail. Roy unleashed Flare Blade, and Cloud unleashed Limit Cross Slash.

Cole instinctively flinched and recoiled backwards, before being knocked to the ground. He layed on the ground in pain. He looked up at the sky, and saw Steve unleashing his TNT cannon, blowing up Cole.

Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Steve of Minecraft, and Soldier First Class Cloud Strife

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Roy walked up to the injured Cole. Cole backed away. "L-Listen man, be cool!"

"Tell me. Why are you Playstation characters trying to ruin Smash Bros?" Roy asked.

"I-I'm not! Cloud, back me up!" Cole asked.

"I'm with Smash Bros now, Cole. I always was!" Cloud responded.

Cole gulped. "OKAY FINE! We're trying to ruin Smash Bros so that everyone would play Playstation All-Stars instead! Now leave me alone!" Cole said as he ran away.

"Hmmph." Steve said. "Just what I'd expect from someone with such a round head."

Nana and Popo walked up to Roy. "So, you guys defeated Cole, huh?"

"Well yeah. I suppose we sh-" Roy began to say, before being interuppted.

"HEY!" Yelled a gruff voice. The group turned around and saw Evil Cole.

"NOBODY GETS TO BEAT UP COLE BUT ME!" Evil Cole exclaimed. "Let us do COMBAT!"

Nana rolled her eyes.

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Battle 90: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Steve of Minecraft, and Soldier First Class Cloud Strife vs Evil Cole MacGrath, Man of the Evil Power

Evil Cole jumped into the air and yelled.

"RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH! HEAR ME ROAR!" Evil Cole said before being slashed by Roy.

"Can we GO now?" Roy asked.

Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Steve of Minecraft, and Soldier First Class Cloud Strife

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"Okay? Okay. Now let's go." Roy said.