Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Steve of Minecraft
Soldier First Class Cloud Strife
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Roy's party wandered into the next Playstation universe.
"Cloud, what universe is this?" Roy asked.
"Hey! Just because I'm a Playstation character doesn't mean I know everything about Playstation! Don't assume things!" Cloud exclaimed.
"I, uh, I'm sorry, Cloud..." Roy said, slightly embarrased.
5 seconds of silence follow.
"It's Ape Escape." Cloud said.
"So you DID know!" Roy exclaimed.
Suddenly, a monkey ran past the party.
"Woah there! That's a weird looking mob..." Steve commented.
A boy with spiky hair ran up to the group, appearing to be looking for something.
"Hey! Have you guys seen a monkey anywhere around here?" the boy asked.
"Yeah, it went-" Popo began to say, before being interuppted.
"You're a Playstation character, aren't you?" Roy asked.
"Hmm? Yeah, so?" The boy said.
Roy unsheathed his sword. "I must defeat you."
"W-What?" The boy said, taken aback. "You can't kill me, the fate of the world depends on me!"
"TOO BAD!" Nana said, unsheathing her pickaxe.
The boy gained a determined face. "Fine!" He said, pulling out a glowing blade. "I, Spike, will not lose!"
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Battle 91: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Steve of Minecraft, and Soldier First Class Cloud Strife vs Spike, the Capturer
Roy attempted to do his Flare Blade attack, but before he could finish charging, Spike attacked with his stun club, stunning Roy. Spike then punched Roy, sending him flying back into a nearby coconut tree, causing a coconut to drop onto Roy's head.
"How coincidental..." Roy said in pain.
Nana tried using Blizzard to freeze Spike, but Spike dodged using his Sky Flyer. He then dropped down his hit net, capturing Nana.
"Wha- HEY! Who do you think you are?!" Nana exclaimed.
"Man, you're annoying!" Spike said as he threw Nana away.
"DAAAAAAAaaaaaammmmnnn yyyoooouuuuu..." Nana exclaimed.
Popo and Steve stood side by side, weapons in hand.
"Cloud, help out!" Steve exclaimed.
Cloud looked up from his Nintendo Switch. "Huh? Oh, yeah, I uhh, I'm charging Limit or whatever, yeah." He said, with Tetris sound effects clearly coming from his Switch.
Steve rolled his eyes. "Looks like it's just you and I, Popo."
"POPOOOOOOO CLIMBERRRRRRR!" Popo exclaimed as he ran straight into battle.
Steve took out his bow and shot some arrows at Spike. He reached for another arrow, but found that he had run out. He dug around in his pockets for materials and found some iron bars.
"Did I have this the whole time?" Steve asked himself. He looked at Popo, and got an idea. "Hey Popo! Use Blizzard! And aim up!"
"Okay!" Popo exclaimed. He shot a Blizzard skyward. Spike, anticipating a regular Blizzard, used the Sky Flyer. He wound up getting frozen.
Steve ran up to Popo and Spike. "Nice!" Steve said. He then downed a potion of swiftness, and with great speed, he built a jail cell around the frozen Spike.
Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Steve of Minecraft, and Soldier First Class Cloud Strife
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Roy and Nana rejoined the rest of the group. "Looks like the capturer, got captured!"
The ice encasing Spike shattered. "Looks like I dodged your- wait a minute..." Spike said.
"Looks like you weren't so, wait for it, SHARP!" Steve joked, pointing to Spike's hair. "HAHAHAHAHAHA! Get it? Cuz you're triangular? HAHAHAHAHA! Squares are better!"
Everyone, including Spike, laughed for a solid 20 minutes straight.
"Uh, ok seriously guys I really need to save the world, can you let me out?" Spike requested.
"No." Roy said.
Roy's party then walked away.
