Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Steve of Minecraft
Soldier First Class Cloud Strife
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Roy's party walked into the next Playstation world.
"So, Cloud, what world is this?" Roy asked.
"Hey! Just because I'm a Playst-" Cloud began to say, before being interuppted.
"JUST TELL US, ya dingus." Nana exclaimed.
"Okay, okay! Jeez. It's Killzone." Cloud answered.
"K-Killzone? Gulp..." Popo stammered.
"Don't worry guys, we'll be safe. As long as I have my Totem of Undying!" Steve triumphantly said, as he showed off his Totem of Undying.
Suddenly, a butterfly swoops down and grasps the Totem of Undying and flies off.
"E-Eh..." Steve muttered.
"Great job, butterfingers! Or should I say, NO fingers!" Nana scoffed.
Roy sighed.
Suddenly, gunshots could be heard. The party was shook.
"U-Umm... I wanna go home..." Popo meekly said.
An explosion could be heard in the distance.
"I WANNA GO HOME!" Popo exclaimed.
Suddenly, Roy felt something touch the back of his head. Cold metal. He turned around and saw a guy holding a water gun at Roy's head.
"Who the frick are you guys?" The guy asked.
"Uhh... huh? Water gun?" Roy asked.
The man sighs. "Look, they said my gun was too violent, ok? So I had to replace it with this thing." He said, gesturing to the water gun. "Now answer my question! Or I'll shoot you."
"Ok then... I'm Roy." Roy said.
"Well then, Roy. You may call me Radec. Colonel Radec." Radec said. "And this is MY zone! You must leave, RIGHT NOW!"
Roy unsheathed his sword. "No! I've been tasked with defeating the Playstation universe! I will not leave!" Roy said, setting his sword ablaze.
Colonel Radec scoffed and shot water at Roy's sword, dousing it.
"WHA?!" Roy exclaimed.
"Tch. I guess this piece o' plastic is good for somethin' after all." Radec said.
Roy shook the water off of his sword. "W-Whatever! Let's fight!"
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Battle 92: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Steve of Minecraft, & Soldier First Class Cloud Strife vs Radec, the Killer
Radec rapidly fires bursts of water from his water gun, aiming at the party. Roy's party, seeing the water come, ducked underneath a nearby barrier.
"What are we gonna do?!" Cloud exclaimed.
Roy turned to Steve. "Steve, can you craft a gun?"
"Guns? In Minecraft? Pssh. No way!" Steve replied. "Crossbows, on the other hand, yes way!"
Steve took out some flint, sticks, and feathers, crafting a stacks of arrows. He took out his crossbow and peered over the barrier, shooting at Radec. The arrows simply bounced off of Radec's advanced armour.
Steve scratched his head. "Ah, well, uh... I'm outta ideas."
Radec continued to shoot water, creating loud gunshot noises.
Popo began crying profusely. "WHY DID YOU DRAG ME ALONG?" He whined.
Roy peered over the barrier and looked at Radec. State-of-the-art water minigun. "This is no good..." Roy said.
Cloud is sweating. "What do we do, man? What do we do?"
"Oh come on! It's a flippin' WATER GUN! Just go!" Nana exclaimed. She exited the barrier. "Hey tin can!"
Radec looked behind him. He then turned back to Nana, and he pointed at himself. "Uhh, me?"
"YES YOU! Prepare to die!" Nana exclaimed.
Radec loaded his water gun and shot several bursts of water at Nana. Nana cloaked herself in frigid winds. As the water approached Nana, they froze in mid air, falling to the ground.
Radec scratched his head. "That's, uhh..."
Nana then plunged her pickaxe into Radec's knee, damaging him badly.
Radec, hurt badly, prepped his water gun. He aimed between Nana's eyes and fired. However, the same thing happened again. The water froze mid-air, and fell to the ground.
"Stupid water gun!" Radec complained.
Nana then punched Radec.
Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Steve of Minecraft, & Soldier First Class Cloud Strife
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Radec tossed his water gun to the ground in anger. "Gah! Stupid frickin' fricks... stupid water gun..." Radec mumbled.
Roy crossed his arms and nodded. "And that's Killzone. Done, and done!"
Radec slowly walked off. "F-CKING' CENSORS!" Radec exclaimed as he walked away in anger.
"...okaaaayy then. Let's go, everyone." Roy said.
