Party:

Roy, the Young Lion

Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo

Steve of Minecraft

Soldier First Class Cloud Strife

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Roy's party walked into the next universe.

"Cloud, what universe is this?" Roy asked.

Cloud squinted and looked around. "Errrr..." He said. He then shrugged. "I dunno."

"Whaddaya mean you don't know?!" Nana exclaimed.

"I genuinely don't know this universe." Cloud replied, shrugging.

"Uhh, okay then..." Roy said.

"So wait, who do we fight?" Popo asked.

"Uhh..." Cloud began to say, before being interuppted.

"Greetings, travelers. May I ask of you five who you are?" Said a voice. The group turned around and saw a red-haired woman.

"Oooooohhhhh... That's it! Heavenly Sword! That's why I couldn't remember it! No one does!" Cloud laughed.

"Hi, I'm Steve. Steve of Minecraft." Steve said.

"A fine day to you, Steve of Minecraft. You may call me, Nariko, for that is the name I have gone by for the last twenty-three years of my life." Nariko said.

"...why do you talk like that?" Popo asked.

"Aye, I can imagine why it is that you have thoughts of my choice of words being highly unusual. I assure you, I only have the best intentions in mind. I am attempting to have my tone come off as diplomatic to others, in order for travelers to feel at home in these strange lands-" Nariko began to say, before being interuppted.

"Shuddup no one can understand you." Nana barked. "Now let's fight!"

Nariko closed her eyes. "I see. I have come to realise that my efforts were in vain, as you appear to be hostile." Nariko said while pulling out her sword. "Let us engage in a clash of weapons!"

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Battle 93: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Steve of Minecraft, & Soldier First Class Cloud Strife vs Nariko, Heavenly Swordfighter

Nariko wielded her sword. She performed a big sweep. Steve and Cloud rolled back.

"Woah, that's a big sword!" Steve commented.

"Not as big as mine!" Cloud exclaimed.

Cloud ran closer to Nariko. He raised his sword up high, preparing to do a big overhead slash.

"HAAAAAA! YA!" Cloud exclaimed as he unleashed his attack. However, it missed, as he was too far away.

"E-Ehh..." Cloud muttered before getting hit with Nariko's sword, knocking Cloud away.

"I implore you to surrender forthwith. Elseways, I will be obligated to execute every single one of you." Nariko stated.

"NEVER!" Nana exclaimed. She charged forwards, swinging her pickaxe from side to side. However, Nariko outranged her. With a single swing of her sword, Nariko sent Nana flying.

"I see you are still skirmishing. Quite a dull decision. As per my word, I will begin to execute every single one of you." Nariko stated. She ran forwards, rapidly swinging her sword. Steve took out some stone bricks, and just barely managed to build a barrier in time.

"H-How can she swing that around with no problem?!" Popo asked.

"So she's got an enchanted sword. Big deal." Steve said as he took out his enchantment table. He placed his diamond sword on the table, and placed lapis lazuli on top of the sword, enchanting it. Steve grasped the sword in his hand.

"I've got an enchanted sword as well! Come at me, Nariko!" Steve exclaimed as he downed a potion of strength.

"Enchanted sword? I shall disclose to you, my weapon is no mere 'enchanted sword'. I wield the legendary Heavenly Sword." Nariko said.

Steve ran in, spamming sword strikes. Nariko swung her sword in Steve's direction. Steve quickly took out his shield and blocked the attack. Unfortunately, Steve's shield broke in one hit.

"I, err, uh oh." Steve said. Nariko attacked Steve, knocking him away.

Popo watched from behind the stone brick barrier. He pulled back and turned to face Roy.

"Roy Roy you gotta help!" Popo exclaimed.

Roy didn't respond.

"...Roy?" Popo asked. He looked up at Roy. Roy was looking over at Nariko.

"Nariko... so beautiful..." Roy mumbled to himself.

Popo looked at Nariko. Red hair. Sword. "Oh." Popo said.

Nariko walked over to Roy and pointed her sword in Roy's face. "Would you desire to say a statement before I end your life?" Nariko asked.

Roy held both of Nariko's hands. "Nariko, I love you! P-Please, marry me!" Roy exclaimed.

"I... must admit, this is quite unexpec-" Nariko began to say, before being interuppted.

"CROSS SLASH!" Cloud exclaimed as he rapidly attacked Nariko. Nariko fainted to the ground, covered in scratches.

"Yeah! How does it feel!" Cloud boasted.

Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Steve of Minecraft, & Soldier First Class Cloud Strife

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Roy fell to his knees. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Cloud wiped the dust off his shirt. "Goes to show, I have the best sword in all of Playstation!"

"Why did you do that!?" Roy sobbed with tear-filled eyes.

"Oh get over it." Nana said.