Party:

Roy, the Young Lion

Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo

Steve of Minecraft

Soldier First Class Cloud Strife

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Roy pulled out his sword and cut the subway sandwich in half, toasting it at the same time.

"Here's your subway, sir..." Roy said with disappointment as he handed over the subway.

"Thanks, Roy!" Richter said as he munched on the sandwich.

"Remind me why we're working here again?" Nana asked.

"We destroyed the restaurant, remember?" Roy sighed. "Now we gotta work to repay it."

"Yeesh. Sounds like a boring chapter." Nana commented.

Suddenly, a man walked into the restaurant. "Hey Subway! I'm here for my commercial shoot!" The man exclaimed.

"Huh? Who are you?" Roy asked.

The Subway employee pushed past Roy to get to the man. "Oh! Mr. Drake! Glad to have you here! Right this way!"

The Subway employee put his hand on the man's shoulder, and led him to a back room.

Roy, Popo, Nana, Steve, and Cloud looked at each other and shrugged as they followed suit. "Maybe this chapter won't be so boring after all." Nana said.

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5 minute timeskip

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"3, 2, 1, ACTION!" The Subway employee exclaimed as he started recording on his camcorder.

The man cleared his throat. "Hey! I'm Nathan Drake, from Uncharted! I love Subway! I eat at Subway everyday! Please, go eat Subway, right now! Subway is the best restaurent ever! Subway is so tasty! Subway is good! Subway is great! Subway is divine! Subway is the best thing to grace mankind! Subway is what motivates me to get out of bed in the morning! Subway is the best thing in the whole wide world, nay, in the GALAXY! Subway is a great gift from the gods! Eat Subway! And remember, I'm Nathan Drake, so you can trust me! Subway, where winners eat! Ow..."

"Aaaaaand... CUT!" The Subway employee said. "That... was... PERFECT! Thank you so much, Mr. Drake!"

"No problemo, really." Nathan Drake shrugged. "Now where's my money?"

The Subway employee handed over a big fat envolope filled to the brim with cash.

"Say, isn't Uncharted that Playstation game?" Steve asked.

Roy punched his own hand. "Right! I forgot! We needed to destroy the Playstation characters!"

Roy marched up to Nathan Drake and unsheathed his sword, pointing the tip at Nathan's neck.

"Nathan Drake, I need to destroy you! Let us FIGHT!" Roy exclaimed.

"Geez, dramatic, much?" Nathan shrugged.

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Battle 95: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Steve of Minecraft, & Soldier First Class Cloud Strife vs Nathan Drake, Subway Endorser

Roy thrusted his blade at Nathan Drake, who swiftly shuffled backwards.

"Now what did I ever do to you folk?" Nathan Drake asked.

"You Playstation All-Stars messed up Smash Bros!" Roy exclaimed.

"Oh. That thing. Kinda forgot about that. Whatever." Nathan Drake shrugged.

Nathan Drake turned around, facing the wall. He then ran up the wall, jumped off, and performed a dropkick on Roy.

"Gahh!" Roy exclaimed.

Popo took out his pickaxe, running at Nathan Drake. As he tried a sweeping attack, Nathan jumped over, landing on Popo's head.

*bonk* "Oww..." Popo said. Nana shook her head in disappointment.

Steve took out his bow, trying to get a few shots in on Nathan Drake, however, Nathan was far too agile for Steve.

"Man, this guy's quick! How's he dodging all my arrows?!" Steve exclaimed.

Nathan Drake took out his pistol and shot Steve's hand, making him drop his bow. Steve gasped. "Woah there!"

"Cloud, what's Nathan Drake's skills?" Roy asked.

"Umm, umm, umm... He can speak Spanish!" Cloud said, snapping his fingers.

"I meant COMBAT skills!" Roy said.

"Ya estas muerto." Nathan Drake said.

"...Huh?" Roy said.

While Roy was distracted, Nathan kicked Roy in the face, fainting him.

"I... guess it IS a combat skill..." Roy murmured.

Nana tosses an Ice Shot at Nathan, who sidestepped it. Steve took out a splash potion of poison, which Nathan also sidestepped.

"This is no good! He's dodging everything!" Cloud said.

Steve thought for a second. "Hmm... I wonder..." Steve said, taking out a block of TNT. He took out his flint and steel, lit the TNT, and threw it forwards.

"I'mma blow stuff up, WITH MY TNT!" Steve exclaimed.

Nathan Drake's eyes widened. He ran in the opposite direction and rolled away, just in time to evade the explosion. As the smoke cleared out, Steve saw that Nathan was unharmed.

"...Really?" Steve said.

Cloud looked around, seeing that the back room's wall was destroyed, revealing the dining area of the restuarant. "Hey! Richter! Over here!" Cloud exclaimed.

"...Huh?" Richter mumbled with his mouth full.

"Help up beat Nathan Drake!" Cloud exclaimed.

"Uhh, kind of in the middle of somethin' here-" Richter began to say, before being interuppted.

"FIGHT OR ELSE!" Nana threatened.

"Alright, alright! Jeez..." Richter said, getting up. He brandished his axe, throwing it directly at Nathan Drake.

Nathan saw it coming, so he ducked and rolled away, dodging the projectile. "Ha! Can't get me that easy-" Nathan began to say, before being frozen solid by Nana's blizzard.

"Rolling right into my attack. Pssh." Nana scoffed.

"And now, for the FINISHING TOUCH!" Cloud exclaimed, charging his attack.

A few second of silence follow.

"Um, are you gonna do it, or?" Steve asked.

"Yeah hold on, give it a while..." Cloud said.

A few seconds of silence follow.

Richter awkwardly scratched the back of his head.

A few seconds of silence follow.

"HYAA!" Cloud said, unleashing his Finishing Touch.

Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Steve of Minecraft, Soldier First Class Cloud Strife, & Richter Belmont, Azure Vampire Assasin

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"And that takes care of that!" Roy said, rubbing his hands together.

The Subway employee ran into the room. "...MY RESTAURANT!"

"Umm, yeah. We don't care." Roy said.

Roy, Popo, Nana, Steve, and Cloud began to walk away, with Richter staying behind to grab a few Subway sandwiches.

"Richter, you're coming too!" Nana said, dragging Richter along.

"But why?" Richter asked.

"Because I said so!" Nana exclaimed.