Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Steve of Minecraft
Soldier First Class Cloud Strife
Richter Belmont, Azure Vampire Assasin
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Steve stopped the car and stepped out. "Looks like we're in the next universe." Steve said as he deconstructed the car.
Popo looked around. "What's THIS place?"
Richter crossed his arms. "Well, this world certainly seems... bright."
"Looks like the world of Fat Princess. If I know anything about this game, it's that it's a game about invasion and tactics." Cloud proclaimed. "Everyone, we're gonna attack their castle, and kidnap their princess!"
"...Sounds familar." Roy commented.
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Timeskip
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As the group arrived, Roy walked up to the front gate and scoffed.
"You call THIS a castle? This is tiny! Ha! Why, I'd bet I can break down the door in one kick!" Roy exclaimed. He leaned back, and performed a great kick. Only for the door to remain standing.
"Err... two kicks..." Roy murmured, kicking the door twice, knocking the door down.
Roy unsheathed his sword, pointing it directly forwards, setting it ablaze. "We have come to kidnap the princess!" Roy exclaimed.
The king of the castle jumped up in shock. "W-Why, that is preposterous! You shan't! Guards! Attack!" the king exclaimed, sending his numerous guards running forwards.
"Here we go again..." Nana said.
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Battle 97: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Steve of Minecraft, Soldier First Class Cloud Strife, Richter Belmont, Azure Vampire Assasin vs Warriors
A large group of warriors charged forwards, heading for the party.
"A thirty vs six attack, how dishonest!" Richter proclaimed.
"L-Looks strong..." Steve said.
"Pssh. Does it matter? Look at them, they're tiny- AAAGGHHHHH!" Roy began to say, before being interuppted by the warriors' attack, sending him flying into a wall.
"So much for being a knight, anime swordsman." Nana said.
"It's like what Olimar said 51 chapters ago! Pikmin are weak alone, but with teamwork, they're strong!" Popo recalled.
"Well we better watch out!" Steve exclaimed as he took out a shield, trying to block attacks coming from all sides.
Richter cracked his whip in a large circle, killing multiple nearby warriors. Popo and Nana performed Squall Hammer, sweeping enemies away. Steve threw a block of TNT, as Cloud performed Cross Slash. However, no matter how many warriors were defeated, more warriors simply joined the fight.
"It's no use! We're in their castle! They'll just keep on coming!" Cloud said.
"Why are we even fighting all these guys?!" Popo exclaimed.
Cloud had a blank expression on his face. "Wait a minute... there's no reason... I just realised! We only need the princess!" Cloud said, snapping his fingers.
"Shoulda said that earlier!" Steve exclaimed. He threw a splash potion of instant health at Roy's unconcious body, awakening him. "Come on!" Steve said, running up the stairs and further into the castle.
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Timeskip
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Cloud looked around, before spotting the princess's room. "There!" Cloud pointed out.
Roy, Popo, Nana, Steve, Cloud, and Richter started running towards the door, before an arrow was shot right in front of them, narrowly running. Looking in the direction the arrow came from, a ranger was spotted attempting to attack.
"You guys go, I'll fight him!" Roy exclaimed. The rest of the party nodded, using the oppotunity to invade the princess's room. Roy ran up to the ranger, who attempted to shoot Roy, but at such close range, Roy beat him out. A firey slash, and the ranger dropped to the ground.
"Hey, neat bow!" Roy said as he looted the bow.
Just then, Popo, Nana, Steve, Cloud, and Richter came running out of the princess's room, carrying Fat Princess overhead.
"Put me down, you, you, moronic Smash Brothers!" Fat Princess complained.
"Okay." Nana said as she dropped Fat Princess on the ground.
Fat Princess got up and wiped the dirt off her dress. "Not LITERALLY!"
Roy pulled out his sword. "Fat Princess. You're a Playstation character. It's my duty to defeat you!"
"You? As if! You don't look so strong-" Fat Princess began to say, before being shot in the knee by Roy.
"Hey, neat bow!" Steve commented.
Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Steve of Minecraft, Soldier First Class Cloud Strife, Richter Belmont, Azure Vampire Assasin
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Warriors ran up the stairs, following the party. At the sight of the injured Fat Princess, they gasped.
"The princess is in danger!" They exclaimed. Hundreds of warriors dashed into the room, brandishing their swords.
Roy stepped back. "Nope! We're leaving!" He exclaimed, before warping away.