Party:
Roy, the Young Lion
Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo
Steve of Minecraft
Soldier First Class Cloud Strife
Richter Belmont, Azure Vampire Assasin
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Roy's party walked into the next universe.
"So where are we now?" Roy asked.
"It's LittleBigPlanet." Cloud answered.
"Um... What? A planet cannot be little and big at the same time! That's... that's... illogical!" Steve said.
"It's just a name, fool." Nana said.
Roy looked at Popo playing in a nearby tree, which was made of felt.
"You know, this whole world seems kinda... flammable?" Roy said. He looked at his sword.
"H-Hey, c'mon, I'm sure there's no need for that!" Richter said.
"Hmph. Fine." Roy shrugged.
"So anyways, we should be looking for Sackboy-" Cloud began to say, but was interuppted.
"What's that? Looking for littlebig ol' me?" said the voice of Sackboy.
Alarmed, Roy turned around to face 'Sackboy', only to find an iPhone 5c on the ground.
"Um, Sackboy?" Roy said into the phone.
"That's right! It is I, Sackboy from LittleBigPlanet! And if you wanna find me, you'll need to get through this level, designed by ME, SACKBOY!" Sackboy exclaimed.
The party looked forwards to see swords, traps, gattling turrets, and spikes (no not the ape escape one).
"Wow, looks stupid." Roy said.
"The level's designed worse than my game!" Nana exclaimed.
"What a noob build." Steve said.
"H-HEY!" Sackboy exclaimed. "N-No it's not! It's really cool!"
"Yeah, nah, this level is terrible." Roy said. "Too many hazards to actually be fun."
"Seriously. Looks harder than my game." Richter commented.
"Just play the damn thing!" Sackboy yelled as he hung up.
Roy's party looked at each other.
"Nah screw it, gonna burn it." Roy said as he set the ground on fire, which quickly spread all over.
"...I kinda wanted to play it though." Popo said.
"Trash taste." Nana said as the party walked over the burnt ashes of the level.
Waiting at the end of the level was Sackboy, sitting on an office chair.
"Yes... They'll NEVER be able to beat this level... MWAHAHAHAHAHA-" Sackboy began to say, before being tapped on the shoulder. He turned around to see Roy.
"Oh, uh..." Sackboy said.
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Battle 98: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Steve of Minecraft, Soldier First Class Cloud Strife, & Richter Belmont, Azure Vampire Assasin vs Sackboy, the sack toy
Roy slashed Sackboy's left hand off. 1 second of silence followed, before Sackboy erupted into tears.
Victor: Roy, the Young Lion, Ice Climbers, the Bone-Chilling Duo, Steve of Minecraft, Soldier First Class Cloud Strife, & Richter Belmont, Azure Vampire Assasin
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"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Sackboy cried.
"get good" nana sed