What's up my peeps!First I should get a few things of my chest...This will not be a Yaoi Story my people heck there won't be a pairing either but fear not Naruto will occasionally get laid and my Grammatical skills are somewhat sub par so I might edit the chapters to correct my mistakes at some point in Time.
Let's get on with the Story!
EDIT:Fixed some spelling errors
The Match
Neji didn't know what to make of the sight before him but it didn't faze him even as he couldn't land a single blow because that commoner kept dodging his blows all while having that infuriating smirk on his even used the Thirty Two Palm Technique and Naruto didn't dodge instead slapped his palm strikes away like he was swatting away annoying infuriated him greatly that he looked bored while doing it like Neji wasn't even presenting a challenge and began hating Naruto more than the Hyuuga Council because his pride as a fighter would not stand for stadium was deathly quite because everyone was were either shocked or staring at Naruto and Neji couldn't even touch that direct attacks were proving ineffective Neji changed tactics so he decided to taunt Naruto.
"Are you that afraid of fighting me that you won't fight back?"He mocked but Naruto's response shocked him.
"Sorry but don't hit little Girls"Naruto said with a scoff
Neji's eye twitched and replied "I assure you that I am straight"Much to Tenten's secret relief but Naruto just said
"Then man up and tell the your clans elders that they can suck your cock,accept the fuck daddy is dead instead of getting pleasure from beating up Hinata!What the fuck man...are you a misogynist?The Hidden Leaf doesn't need another Orochimaru".The Kazekage's lips twitched into a scowl for a second before he maintained a neutral expression but nobody noticed and Hiruzen suppressed a laugh but his shoulders shook despite his best efforts.
Now don't get it twisted Naruto didn't give a flying fuck about the Hyuugas but he could sense that he could use this to his advantage and unlike Orochimaru his betrayal would shake the very foundations of the Hidden Leaf,he just wished he would be there to see the looks on there faces.
Neji angrily replied"What do you know!?Your just a clan less nobody who doesn't understand what it is like to have your life controlled by a seal!"He screamed and Naruto just scoffed,why was Neji being such a wuss because all in all he had it good but just lacked testicles.
"Bitch Plz!If anyone in this Village understands what it's like to be treated differently because of a mark it's me...Get over yourself are people who had it far worse than you and they would give anything to be in your shoes. Being a slave is far better at least you are fed,have a family and are well taken care off...Me on the other had to fend for myself the moment I could walk even after all these years nothings changed but I learned to only give a shit about those that give a shit about me so man up and grab fate by the pussy because you are the only one who is in control of your life"Naruto replied without really caring the villagers could kiss his ass as far as he was concerned unless it it was a hot women and only then would he give a suppressed the urge to vomit and swore if anyone thought he being genuine than people really are rediculously gullible but why would be surprised the Third let those old prudes remain as his advisors heck he was pretty sure that the council ran the village.
Naruto's style of dress changed severely,his normally spike hair was laid back and was held by in a pony tail and oh he wasn't short but stood at a proper height of five feet,he now sported a black muscle shirt which did nothing to hide muscle definition topped by a black leather haori followed by black leather pants and black sneakers,his gauntlet was transformed into a silver watch thanks to genjutsu so mediocre that only only used such a small amount of chakra that even the most experienced chakra sensors would not even feel found it amusing how most of the girls and even older woman stared at his chest like it hid the secrets of the cosmos and granted some idiots did try to stop him from getting into the Stadium but they tragically lost their ability to accidents happen,a broken spine could be caused by a number of things and so here he was looking at the so called prodigy of his mentally scoffed this little bitch was considered a prodigy...Speaking about the gauntlet the little device was Highly chakra receptive and could even channel elemental ninjutsu through found out after trying to imitate Kakashi's Lightning Blade only this time he tried it by channeling fire nature chakra through blew up in his face literally, Kiyomi laughed her ass off every time she saw him and it didn't help that she kept on making cracks like "I guess you really are a hot head".He also had to find a way to get Kiyomi permanently out of the seal while she could leave but they couldn't stay apart for longer than a month before she would be forcefully pulled back into the seal.
Since then he used Shadow Clones for anything chakra related and he thought that he fuinjutsu but no he had to dive head first into something he didn't fully deduced that he was way better than Orochimaru at the art so he tried his hand at space time fuinjutsu and thanks for his ever growing paranoia of the Ninja Arts he used shadow clones and everything went smoothly until a vortex began forming began sucking anything he focused on physical conditioning and thanks to the hostile lifeforms that wanted to turn him into a local delicacy he improved considerably.
Neji was amusing but how long would it last he had better things to do than play to wrap this up because he wasn't even back in the Leaf but he was already sick of was getting tired of waiting for Neji to make a move
Naruto looked at his watch and coldly said"Sorry Neji as fun as this has been I got things to do,ladies to seduce and screw and you wasted enough time of my time as it is."
"Are you not little too young to engage in that type of behavior?"Neji asked with a raised eyebrow
"Age is just a number and..."Naruto paused"It's never too early or late to lay the pipe!"he finished dramatically and it looked like the majority of males agreed with him because they looked at him like his was wisest man on the planet and Kakashi shed a tear of joy,Jiraya saluted Naruto with so much pride that he looked ready to burst with happiness while some of females looked amused or just raised an eyebrow and others just outright blushed.
With The Jouning
"I can't make up my on whether to admire his boldness or maim him."Anko said with a smirk
"He certainly is forward but I won't entertain a pervert and I can't help but think this is your fault Kakashi"Kunerai said with a glare at least he wan't reading porn in public like his sensei or else she would put Naruto in a genjutsu so disturbing it would make Orochimaru cringe.
Kakashi began sweating because Kunerai had that 'I am gonna scar you for life'look in her eye and nervously said"Surely you can't fault him for admiring the female form?"
Guy and Asuma chose that moment to silently escape because there was no way were they ending up as collateral damage and they both prayed for Kakashi's well being.
Anko sweetly looked at Kakashi and said"So what your saying is women are good at being eye candy"she saw Kunerai's expression change into something darker and Kakashi paled because he knew what Anko was doing.
"I hope you enjoyed your days as a man Kakashi"Anko said with a 's face lost even more color as he thought "I am too young to die!"
Arena Floor
"Breaker"Naruto thought as he got into a horse stance and closed his eyes...It was a interesting technique because it was similar to the Eight Inner Gates but instead of doing irreversible damage to your body it just increased increased his metabolism to an insane rate which means he couldn't keep it up for long lest he wants to shit or digest to to his Uzumaki heritage, he could hold it as long as he wanted as long as he coated his entire being with chakra either that or age so fast that he would disintegrate within ten seconds...yes he had a clan,two in fact(Finding out from Kiyomi who his parents were was tough to swallow but it didn't matter the slightest because they were dead for gods sake)he wanted to be mad at his father but he could't muster any anger at a dead Minato was alive it would have been a different story,yes he would cut his balls off with a tree branch and hang them on a wall...Fuck he was spending too much time around Kiyomi.
Neji wanted to scoff but his's eyes widened because Naruto vanished and he felt a fist hit him in the gut which caused him to gasp and hunch over but Naruto gave him no respite as he followed up with a uppercut that lifted Neji off the ground and into the air past the stands focused chakra to his feet and in an instant he was behind Neji and gave him a roundhouse kick and Neji swore his vision went white for a while and third kick caused him to spiral further away from Naruto and as Naruto fell towards the tried to right himself in mid air but fell victim to a right hook which caused him to cartwheel but not by choice"He's fast"Neji thought with a grimace he felt like someone hit with a wasn't done and Neji got a double axe handle to the gut which caused him to rapidly descend towards the ground but Neji managed to turn his head to see if he could substitute himself with something only to come face to foot with Naruto's right there was a bright side he wasn't falling anymore but he was sure he had the imprint of Naruto shoe on his face and he could't feel his face but the taste of blood in his mouth was something he was already used to so it didn't bother him
"Byakugan"He thought he was effectively blind because he couldn't see Naruto but the trail of chakra he left was more than enough for Neji to anticipate where he would strike next.
"Behind me"Neji thought palm strike ready and Naruto did indeed appear behind Neji only to get a palm strike to the 's look of surprise bought a smirk to Neji's face he was about to brag about how his eyes couldn't only for Naruto to explode in a cloud of smoke.
"A clone!?Tch"Neji thought and did a back flip to land on his feet and he spotted Naruto smoking a cigar.
"Impressive!You lasted that long against a clone with one tenth of my strength"Naruto said as he took a drag and exhaled the smoke through his nostrils.
"One Tenth!?He must be bluffing"Neji thought he looked at Naruto's eyes but they didn't show anything besides a glint of amusement.
'"No way!"Neji thought he was actually outclassed HIM,a prodigy but even so he wouldn't go out without a fight no matter what!He already was tired of being the Hyuuga Council's attack dog and for once he felt pity for his uncle because he had to deal with those ignorant all of this he was enjoying himself and a genuine smile settled on his as got into the Gentle Fist stance because he could go all out for once.
"Show me what you got!"He said with a bloody smirk he wouldn't give up,if he were to die than he would at least grabbed fate by the pussy like Naruto stated.
"Fine I'll indulge you...Don't die yet"Naruto said as he did two hand seals and extended his right hand with an open was already on guard because he could see and feel the amount of chakra Naruto was pouring into his hand but what was he hoping to archive?Naruto's hand glowed blue and some small stones began rising and then his closed his hand into a fist,Neji was about to ask why would he waste that much chakra only for his eyes to widen as Naruto arm was covered in blue flame and Naruto jumped as high as he could,past the looked at Anko and winked a her but she smirked at him and then dive bombed straight towards Neji,extended his right fist.
"Dra...gon...Fist!"as he finished his entire form was covered in blue flame and indeed the fire took the form of a dragon's head,blazing blue eyes and mouth including the teeth which looked like flaming shinobi looked in awe and even the Kages included deduced the insane amount of chakra and control to pull it off,The most experienced shinobi deduced that if a jounin dared used that jutsu they would die several times due to chakra exhaustion and don't forget the chakra control you would end up a dry husk.
It didn't help that even at a considerable distance everyone could feel the heat emitting from it and it was heading straight for had one technique that could save him but it won't do jack shit against the heat but if he didn't do anything he would become the worlds first live flame grilled Hyuuga but the dragon's gaping maw didn't fill him with confidence."No choice"he thought
"Eight Trigrams Rotation" and began spinning to use the Hyuuga clan's ultimate defense...a dome of chakra just in time too as the flaming ethereal reptile crashed against his heat was intense he was already sweating and the force that was being applied to his 'shield' was insane and he had to keep using chakra to keep the dome was impressed even if was holding back a great deal Neji was actually managing to keep him at bay but he doubted he would last long because spinning while being exposed to extreme levels of heat would leave him with a severe cause of nausea and would have been fun to watch the life fade from his eyes but that would create more problems than Neji was he stopped his attack did a back flip and Neji stopped spinning but he was already had third degree burns on his neck and was painting that technique was very taxing and he was a bit dizzy so he looked at Naruto who didn't look even winded and stood cross armed with a look of disappointment,Neji didn't know what he was disappointed about he had about enough chakra to perform the Rotation once but he was tired and couldn't keep his doujutsu active for some reason he felt like he would need to save his a foot came straight from underground,Neji could only widen his eyes when the the foot connected with his chin and he was sent into the air "Again!"He thought angrily.
Naruto jumped after Neji who was rapidly gaining altitude and wasn't close to getting his bearings and gave hive an elbow to the spine which caused Neji to scream out in people winced in sympathy when the sound of a bone breaking was heard throughout the arena but Naruto wasn't done not by a long shot and started unleashing a barrage of punches and kicks to Neji's back "Time for the finale!"Naruto thought and looked at his clone who nodded vanished in a burst of speed and reappeared on top of Neji.
"Meteor Impact" Naruto's clone screamed and delivered a heel drop to Neji's head which caused him to rocket to the ground head 'Neji' exploded into smoke and a log was in his place,Naruto wasn't surprised and his clone expelled in a burst of smoke,he just disappointed that Neji didn't take the fall even if he had to hold back most of his strength and you can't forget the resistance seals on his body so this was his base speed maybe he over estimated Neji but he was re lit his cigar,turned left and spotted Neji but he looked like he was struggling to just stay conscious and for that fact Naruto had to commend him for his felt like shit,his entire body arched just from trying to breath and he had a very painful headache it felt like something was burrowing around his brain,hell not even Lee hit this hard and granted they never went all out during their spars this was insane."His growth was insane,how the fuck did he get this strong so fast?"He thought with grit teeth.
With the Genin
The Konoha Eleven minus Sasuke were in shock mainly due to the fact that Naruto was beating Neji and it looked like he wasn't trying especially Sakura because Naruto actually looked attractive.
"How did he get so strong"Sasuke thought with clenched fists but then smirked"At least he won't slow me down" after all an Uchiha deserved the best and now if they would only do something about Sakura.
"This is crazy!"Kiba exclaimed with disbelief because Naruto looked like he was way out of Neji's league but after what he did to poor Hinata,Kiba couldn't bring himself to feel sorry for Neji.
Tenten was still in shock because someone was beating Neji,she thought he was unbeatable but Naruto comes along,the supposed DEADLAST was beating Neji,a prodigy and one of the strongest genin she he acted like a prick most...all of the time but she thought he earned the right because of his skill and clan.
"ALRIGHT!Naruto-kun has proven hard work will always prevail over genius!After this match I shall ask for a spar!This match is most YOUTH-FULL!"Lee declared with fire burning in his eyes and his fellow genin sweatdropped at the last sentence.
Hinata was in the same state as Tenten but for different reasons and she remembered Naruto's declaration,she expected him to hold his own against Neji not make him look like a total noob,she blushed because she thought he was fulfilling his promise to avenge her honor,she wanted to faint it was so sweet of him.
"'Naruto-kun,he cares about me"she thought with a smile and blushed even harder.
"He's actually Hot!"Ino thought because Naruto didn't look like a moron he still wasn't in Sasuke's league but was on the right just thought Naruto was troublesome and Choji just went back to eating his chips because the turn of events just made him hungrier.
The Sand siblings were intrigued Kankuro mainly didn't care,Temari just licked her lips and Gaara just gave a crazed bloodthirsty Uzumaki would make a worthy sacrifice for his mother and his sand began responding to his blood lust .
"Not now but soon."He thought hungrily
Stadium Floor
"It seems you still have some fight left in you,you even made me use one ninth of my stength...Congrats for lasting this long" Naruto praised and analysed the seal on Neji's forehead"Interesting"he thought that seal looked like something good to have in case he ran into chick whose into smirked and banished the thought.
Of course cursed seals didn't work that unless he could find a vulnerability in the Caged Bird seal but to that he needed to see the how the seal was created,make a few adjustments but he doubted the Hyuugas would hand those diagrams willingly or let him study it.
Neji shivered for a second and then looked at Naruto suspiciously said"What ever your thinking about I would rather die than allow you to succed!"
"SO you don't wan't me as a stepdad?I promise I will take good care of you my son and your mother.I always had a thing for milfs!"Naruto said smirking at Neji's horrified expression and began walking towards him,Naruto was just joking unless she was interested then all bets were missed the blushes the older woman gave off and Anko began entered the Gentle Fist stance and ignored the pain,Naruto smirked internally
"Maybe he isn't a pussy after all"he thought.
Naruto rushed at Neji but this time he didn't go full speed so that Neji could see him,he was already launching a left hook and that would end the looked ready about to pass out any second and the fist was inches away his face but
"You Keep Your Sack Your Sack Away From My Mother!Eight Trigrams Rotation"Neji announced as he spun and a dome of chakra exploded and hit Naruto at point blank was sent flying into the wall so fast that he left a full body in print on the wall and feel on the floor unmoving.
He did it,he hit that blond bastard and It felt amazing!Neji actually gave a blow and it connected to the blond his feeling of triumph was cut short because he and pain raked over his body because he over exerted himself,he hit his limit and that was a stretch,he felt weak but was still staring at Naruto's unmoving eyes widened when the 'Naruto' he defeated went up in a puff of smoke.
"A clone!?That Motherfucker!"He thought because he honestly wasn't expecting it.
"So Neji was it worth it?"Naruto asked as he stared at Neji's prone form and Neji gave him a middle finger which Naruto raised a eyebrow to,he honestly wasn't expecting Neji to do that as a last act of defiance.
"If you go anywhere near my mother...Uzumaki,I will personally castrate you"Neji stated with a glare that could melt steel and it matched his tone.
Naruto looked ready to end Neji because no one threatens his nusts but gently picked him up and sat him down so he coiuld sit instead of eating dirt despite his instincts telling to kill this motherfucker but he couldn't not yet.
"Good!Do you see Neji?That only by taking charge of your life will no one be able to tell you son has become a man!"Naruto said with fake tears streaming down his eyes and Neji scowled before staring at him.
Neji began laughing because he understood Naruto chose the most effective way to teach him a lesson...through his fists the classic warrior approach although he could have done without the the thought of Naruto fornicating with his mother.
"Procter I forfeit"Neji said and with a smile on his face.
Gekko Hayate snapped out of his stupor and announced"Neji Hyuuga is unable to continue!Uzumaki Naruto is the winner"The medic team came and took Neji for treatment.
Then the unexpected happened the stadium erupted in applause but Naruto just looked amused and waved as he was preparing to climb the already had a headache because he knew the council were going to be a minor annoyance and his head snapped up and he vanished into thin air which left a lot of people puzzled espicially the shinobi because he really vanished that was no shunshin.
The Den
A slight distortion of air and Naruto was already inside a was tired after all there was a limit to the amount of bullshit he could shovel for a day and he wanted to laugh when he saw Hiruzen smiling at him and he was temted to flip him off so he settled towards a glare which shocked the old fool.
"My what a performance!I almost fell for it,have you ever considered being an actor?"a figure clapped clearly amused
"I aim to please after all it was the hardest thing I had to do but for my plans to succeed I have to convince those fools."Naruto stated already getting undressed,he needed to shower,to get the stench of Konoha off him.
"The evil intent I feel rolling off you is quite arousing but I won't have you just yet but a reward is in order"and snapped her fingers and another figure appeared next to her."He's coming along nicely"Kiyomi thought pleased
"Is this him mistress?"Akiko asked surprised this boy had gained her Queen's favor"He must really be impressive"She had a very impressive figure,a nice bust and a decent ass all in all a nine out of ten in Naruto's opinion and that's something she was the first fox demon he saw besides Kiyomi.
"Yes show him the prowess of a Vixen!I want him hooked after your through with him"Kiyomi commanded as she began to had other matters to attend to no matter how much she wanted to stay.
"As you wish mistress"Akiko acknowledged as her kimono slid of her shoulders and the grin on Naruto's face threatened to split his face in two.
"I really made the right choice"Naruto thought as Akiko sauntered towards him
AAAAAAnd Done!My first attempt at a fight scene tell me what you think and review
Terminator signing off