Hi!So this is chapter 3 and I guess I have got to retype the two first chapters or my skills aren't simply up to the task...Meh important piece of info,I wrote this while listening to DR Dre.
Disclamer: I don't own Naruto but I do own a glock though
Naruto blinked,his eye twiched and his temper flared in short Neji was fucked and not in the good way but first he will let him finish his he had a glass jaw,oh Naruto was gonna enjoy breaking this fools face.
"You have GOT to be kidding me!This little Faggot is still talking!?" he thought outraged and checked his watch,sighed.
"Mabye he's feeling himself,a little too much Kid?Are all humans this long winded?" King asked annoyed
Now your probably asking who the hell is King?There was one tiny detail Kiyomi forgot to tell Naruto,his gautlet was alive but not in the literal ' 's just say it has the soul of "something" that Naruto had no desire know about so we will leave it at had a lot in common but Naruto had to make one thing clear "NO FUCKING HOSTILE TAKEOVERS".He wasn't sure if King could take over his body or mind but he put measures in place just in case,King smirked well he had to hand it to this kid...He was paranoid which was good considering his profession and his "history".
It seems whenever Naruto's mentioned in the Leaf the attitudes of the locals takes a nosedive and it is pitful to say the has one job to make sure Naruto doesn't break his "limit" because if he does well let's say that it will make all The Great Shinobi Wars look like two babies fighting over a would be fun to see Naruto become a weapon of single minded destruction but he didn't want that... had no idea what game Kiyomi was playing but she did have HER personality and he had a sense of forebording.
Naruto sighed,five seconds he imagined all that in five fucking seconds,talk about a over active imagination but the last part was shook his head this was not the time to get distracted even if he was "fighting" a reached for his pockets and Neji stopped talking(FINALLY!)and pulled out...a bottle of sake?
He took a swing and Neji didn't know how to react,Naruto was drinking sake in the mist of battle which meant he was either cocky or was sure of his victory and Neji was sure it was the former but he was weary even if he didn't show did some digging on his opponent and found that he all but vanished from the village no chakra residue,scent,nothing and if there was one thing Neji believed in it was not going into battle half cocked but it looked like this commmoner was an exception.
"It won't be enough to defeat me because I am of noble blood." Neji thought with absolute confidence.
"Ah! Man that hit the spot and now,I am ready to lay the pipe on your bitch ass!" Naruto said with a content expression on his face because well battle tactics.
"Hmph,the day you defeat me is the day you become the Hokage you fool." Neji replied with a smirk and folded his arms like that made him a badass.
"Bet" Naruto said while taking another swing of sake because the arrogance he could feel rolling off Neji was ticking him and only sake would cool him off lest he use Neji's face like a mop.
"Bet?" Neji asked with a raised eyebrow why would he bet on a commoner?He was just another weakling.
"I bet a thousand ryo that I am gonna put you on your ass faster than Hiashi when he molests you." Naruto relied with a smirk and that was lesson one get under your opponent's skin because well go fish.
Neji just scowled and in an instant he was in front of Naruto with a palm strike aimed at his throat but Naruto raised an eyebrow and slapped Neji's right palm proved to be quite persistent and followed up with a barrage of palm strikes each directed at Naruto's chakra bad each time it looked like his attacks would connect,the image of Naruto would flicker.
"What is happening?I should have been able to land a blow by now but...No way he can't be that fast!?" Neji thought and realised something important he wasn't fighting Naruto but just after images of him so this was essentially a fruitless effort.
Neji grit his teeth and smirked and to think he would have to use "that" this early in the match,he stopped his onslaught and started spinning.
For Naruto this sucked more ass than when Kiyomi tricked him into going into the succibis bath shivered running for your life from a crowd of horny,life drinking succubis was not fun espicially if your chakra attracted them like moths to 's chakra was covering his body like a suit of amour but why the fuck was Neji spinning for?
"Eight Tiagrams: Rotation "
With the Genin
Hinata eyes widened because the technique her cousin was using was a main branch technique and an advanced one at really was a prodigy but Naruto was faring far better than she expected him to.
Tenten was gripping the stadum rails harder then when she watched that creepy redhead crush Lee with his freaky sand.
Shino just adjusted his glasses because he already deduced the outcome...Neji was done for,Naruto was completly on the defencive like he was waiting for something and this was probably it.
Choji was muching on his bag of chips like someone would ask for some and Shikamaru just mumbled something about a troublsome tournament and went back to napping.
Sakura was expecting Neji to give Naruto a beatdown of the century but he was giving him a run for his was secretly relieved because she heard Naruto vanished without a trace and she was worried but would never admit it.
Ino was oddly quite.
Hyuga Stands
"Father,that's?!" Hanabi said with wide eyes because she knew her cousin was a prodigy but this was rediculous.
"I know Hanabi." Hiashi Hyuga the Hyuga Clan head,father,man with pole up his as-I mean leader was indeed impressive to learn that move on his own and he saw his failure of a daughter attempt it once.
Arena Floor
A swirling dome of chakra surrounded Neji and Naruto realised why Neji was still spinning but before the dome could "hit" curlded his right hand which was his gauntlet arm into a fist and struck the dome which was exactly what Neji was expecting him to do and the moment his fist made contact-
"Now!Byakugan" Neji screamed mentally and he began to literally see the world in a new light.
"Eight Tiagrams : 64 Palms" Neji was already on Naruto's ass and Neji arms began to was ectastic because he was putting this commoner in his place,this would show him that what a loser he is and that no one defies fate.
"Well...Shit!" Naruto cursed mentally but it didn't make a difference because he served his 's just say after this...The match would take a..."explosive" turn of was going to fall on his knees because his body was numb but this was an interesting feeling and offered some insight about the Hyuga's taijutsu.
He also noticed one flaw in the Gentle Fist,Neji never used his legs to attack so this fighting style was completly about upper body strength and that meant no was getting tired too quicky because he was finness fighter and that was what the Gentle Fist was all could also still feel his chakra coils and that meant they only temporarily could force them open by forcing his chakra through them but he suspected that it would hurt.
"Final blow!" Neji announced and aimed one last palm strike towards Naruto's throat while it would not kill Naruto it will be very audience were quite as fuck hell,it was like they forgot to breathe.
"Didn't think this fag had it in him,looking back my life...I have to say it was sweet despite right." He thought and Neji middle finger connected with his throat .It looked like Neji even deactivated his doujutsu which was irony he flipped Hiruzen the bird at the beginning of the match but it was very subtle and he made sure that his dear "hokage" saw it.
Neji was going to savor this moment because this commoner's pain was retribution for his idiotic comment earlier but Neji raised an eyebrow when he mouthed a something that Neji couldn't decipher and before he could even blink Naruto grabbed his 's battle instinct kicked in because Naruto shouldn't be able to even move but when Naruto opened his mouth that really threw him off guard but-
"BOOMSHAKALA" he screamed but it came out a bit raspy but it was audible and just like that Naruto force of the explosion caused the arena to shake,it was like when Lee dropped his training weights only worse.
Stadium Stands
"What the Fuck just happened!?" is what most of the shinobi and villagers thought.
Asuma had an idea of what happened and decided to share with his fellow colleagues but the there was one ninja who was able to do what Naruto just least the kid didn't look like a reject from a sci-fi movie anymore,his attitude did one eighty and this happened in one had to give Kakashi props for training his students when he makes it back in he makes it back on he makes it back on time but why did something feel off.
"A Exploding Clone" Asuma answered the question on every ones mind
"What? I didn't know clones could fucking explode!" Anko exclaimed
"Regular clones are just a basic illusion at best but Shadow Clones are a different matter entirely." Asuma replied with a serious expression
"Naruto exploded with YOUTH!Truly Naruto's Flames Of YOUTH burn brightly!" Might Guy exclaimed doing his second job promoting "The Flames Of YouthTM".He was worried about Neji even if the kid was such a turd he was still his student.
Kurenai was impressed to say the least,Naruto was finally shaping up to be worthy of his student's affection because she only wanted the best for Hinata.
"So how I did he make his clone explode Asuma?" Kurenai asked the bearded monkey next to her.
"I don't know...Up until now I had assumed that it was just a pile of bullshit" Asuma replied with a straight face but internally he was jumping for joy,his crush was talking to she told him to go fuck himself before he could even open his mouth,basically she was a total bitch to anyone who was interested in her besides Anko of course.
Kunerai just went back to observing the battle because the smoke was beginning to clear up but she already contemplating why Naruto's clone could explode.
"Considering that the Shadow Clone Jutsu was a forbidden technique for the sole reason that it took an incredible amount of making one would give me a sever case of chakra exhaustion but making it explode would either require it to focus all your chakra to one chakra point...That would need a crazy amount of chakra control but Naruto's known for a lot of things but chakra control."
None of them noticed a beetle fly away
With the Genin
Shino was still processing the information he received from his kikachu and to say it was interesting to say the least but he decided to keep what he knew to himself for now.
"What just happened?" Tenten asked with well that expression you get when you find out that someone who you thought was invincible got his ass handed to him.
It looked like Neji was going to add another victory to his name before Naruto pulled a Nagasaki on him
"Naruto-kun.." Hinata thought because she was honestly worried when she heard that her long time crush was fighting her cousin and even though she had faith in Naruto she didn't expect him to molestation accusation through her of balance but the strained expression on her father's face was funny as hell.
Sakura and Ino had one thought running through their heads Naruto was attreactive they couldn't believe it.
"Wow he's hot!But still not in Sasuke's league."
Stadium Floor
The dust began to settle and Neji's body was lying in the middle of a crater and he looked like...well someone who went through an a explosion at point blank right arm was gone and in it's place a crisp stump remained,the top part of his kinomi was well burnt off while his pants were spotless.
It was almost like the explosion was forced upwards,all in all he looked half cooked,his headband was "somewhere"so the caged bird seal was exposed for all to least he was still breathing and there was still no sign of Naruto until Neji rose of the ground and let out a scream of air simmered and revealed Naruto who was shirtless for some reason and he was holding Neji by his throat with his left arm and Naruto sighed.
"You piece of Trash,your still alive? Why don't you just die? " He asked calmly and squeezed Neji throat and Neji replied by coughing a glob of blood on Naruto's arm.A clone silently appeared next to shook it head disapprovingly at Neji like he just fucked up big time.
"Cracker?" it asked beause he was born with one mission lay the smackdown on Neji's ass and well whatever else he...wait he was an exact copy of Naruto,so is it safe to say that he created himself?
"Cracker" Naruto answered with a smile and threw Neji at a ninety degree angle and his clone wasted no time chasing after Neji as soon as his legs went higher than Naruto's knees.
As Neji was spiraling in the air,Naruto's clone took it upon himself to give him a jaw breaking uppercut which was good because Neji stopped spiraling and was on his way up instead but the bad part well he couldn't feel or move his jaw anymore and he was losing was higher than the Hokage's booth and that looked like the end of his ascent and now he was falling fast.
First Naruto tried to barbeque him alive and now it looked like he was about to add a bit of seasoning.
At least the pain would stop and he closed his eyes,Naruto vanished and was below Neji before anyone besides Neji could blink,grabbed Neji's legs,put them over his some it looked like a strange manuever and it got stranger when Naruto's clone grabbed Neji's head which caused him to fall horizonatly and they began falling with Neji.
"FALLING NECKBRAKING SITTINGING POWERBOMB!" Naruto and his clone exclaimed in unison and then they hit the ground faster then Kakashi if Jiraiya stopped writing his "books".Some cringed at the dust cloud they made and the sound of the impact.
The dust the "bomb" made hid Naruto and Neji from was safe to say Neji was fucked but then everyone could hear the sound of foot steps and a figure figure was...Neji and he had that confident smirk on his face looking like the worlds biggest say that people where shocked again at the turn of events would be an the fuck did Neji survive and where the fuck is Naruto?
"Fate has declared me the-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Ah!Shit!I can't do this shit!" "Neji" exclaimed and his body simmered.
In his place Naruto appeared holding his gut and laughing his ass proctor chose that moment to snap out of his shock and declare Naruto the winner but Naruto was still laughing and finally medical team came with a stretcher and Naruto heard one say "Oh Shit" when they saw Neji and Naruto smirked a job tried to stall for Kakashi but looks like that bitch didn't want Naruto to witness the ass kicking of The "Great" Last "Uchiha".As he climbed the stairs he didn't notice the looks of disgust,envy,fear and lust.
"Wait what?Some chicks want to bone me? " He thought and he smiled always a nice to get noticed by the he paused again what if that was Orochimaru and Naruto could feel yesterday lunch want to escape.
He reached his peers and ignored them but he did wink at Hinata which caused her to chose to lean against a wall with his arms crossed next to Temari because she looked competent and she was looked her over and gave a mental thumb ups because she was now on the "To Do List" which would come into effect after three years or winked at her and she threw a sly smile at him,yep she was definitely on the list.
"Oh I like her,hehehehe" King said adding his two cents it was nice seeing a nice pair of "peaches" and he wanted to see what she looked like when she was "ripe".
"Shut up King!I don't give a fuck what you think." Naruto replied bored and there was no way he was going to fuck with a ghost in his head well he really didn't give a fuck but he just wanted to be a dick.
"You really are a piece shit...That's why I like you so much!" King said happily being stuck with this kid had it's advantages but King really was taking a liking towards was like that little brother who annoys the shit out of you but you love him all the same and most chicks find him irresistable already.
"I know" Naruto said but he was studying the kid with the sand gourd because he radiated killing intent but compared to Kiyomi this wasn't even pathetic meaning he found that it was sad and calling it weak would be a disgrace...to the word was off about him though and so he looked at the tatoo on his forehead.
"That's no tatoo!It's a containment seal and a crappy one at that." Naruto thought with a sweatdrop and sighed people didn't have respect for fuinjutsu yeah since the Hidden Villages fucked the Uzumakis over,the art went to shit.
"YOU!What are you looking at my sister for!?"a teen with makeup screamed?
"What in Mozart's Balls is...THAT?" Naruto asked honestly puzzled and Temari giggled which caused Kankuro to get even had nothing against dudes who swung that way as long as they didn't swing at him,the kid with the gourd was brooding and only offered him a look of contempt.
"Listen you Pun-" Kunkuro started but Naruto decided to cut him short
"I will rip your heart out of your chest and feed it to your fucking cat!" Naruto interrurpted while taking another swing of sake
"I don't have a cat..." Kankuro answered confused honestly this kid was beginning to creep him out but not on Gaara's level.
"Then whose's kitty litter did I just shit in?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow he vaguely remembered taking a shit in a litter box.
The sand siblings excluding Gaara stared at Naruto strangely before Naruto laughed and Temari joined him but Kankuro was pissed because he still didn't get it while Gaara was well Gaara.
"Does the lovely kunoichi have a name?" Naruto asked with a genuine smile because playboy 101 get to know the target that was the first thing Kiyomi taught didn't know jack shit about the shinobi arts but the art of seduction,she was unmatched.
"Temari Subaku" She answered because she was interested no one could stay in Gaara's presence for more than a minute and not be bothered by it and he made fun Kankuro which was always a plus in her book
"How would you like for me to take you out to dinner after your match?If you don't mind me saying that you have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen." Naruto asked while staring at her eyes and lesson two keep it smooth but not too cheesy.
"Oi" Kankuro hollered
"Um..Thanks" Temari blushed and Kankuro's eyes widened because his sister never blushes... the fuck happened to this kid,a month ago he was an orange wearing,loudmouthed piece of shit and now he was busy seducing his sister.
"Oi!" Kankuro hailed as his anger was getting worse every passing second.
"So is that a yes,sweetheart? " Naruto asked while he lifted Temari's chin because she wouldn't meet his gaze
"Well that was easy " Naruto thought because he was expecting her to put up a little bit of resistance and then it hit him,the kid with the is a jinchuriki and the wusses of his village didn't have the balls to approach her.
"SO that's why he pulled a Jason on kid is Shukaku's warden and it looked like Shukaku did an excellent job at mind fucking him though...unless,of course,why didn't I fucking see it fucked up!" Naruto thought with glee
Temari sighed because she liked Naruto but his village was about to be laid to waste once her " father " gave the signal but fuck it she could have a little fun after all work and no play makes Temari a dull kunoichi.
"Sure,I would like that"she replied with a smirk all traces of shyness gone.
"Oi!" Kankuro screamed because he was sick of being side lined
"Ah!She's that type of !Fuck!Orochimaru is a faggot,that was weird!Stop that you ass." King and Naruto both thought in unison and was going to fight that pine appled haired dildo then this match was going to be easier then stealing beacon from Choji.
"Kankuro was it?Shut The Fuck Up!" Naruto stated and sighed,he was doing that a lot did quite down and mubbled something about blond bastards and Temari giggled again.
"Would Temari Subaku and Shikamaru Nara please come to the areana!"The procter who Naruto didn't give a shit about announced.A grumble of troublesome was heard as well as the sound of face meeting dirt.
"Don't take too long" Naruto said with a smirk
"I don't plan to!" Temari replied with a smirk
Naruto resumed leaning against the wall and closed his wasn't going to watch this one all that pay attention to your surroundings crap wasn't gonna work here because because there wasn't anything interesting happening around except for Sakura and Ino's staring contest,Gaara's bloodlust and that faggot Kabuto who was looking at lifted a middle finger at his general direction and smirked when when he felt a spike of killing intent.
AND Done...yeah review my fellow anime fanatics just don't get carried away and remember ITS JUST A FANFICTION