So this is chapter...but before that anyone know which word processor this site uses?So is everyone good and shout out to Prof Fluff and all those who are following my shit! Well on with the story then-wait one last thing. WHO THE FUCK IS DALIPANANDI? or is it dalapinada? Whatever on with the story...wait...Just kidding :)

Aftermath

Mine craft...I mean mindscape
Naruto opened his eyes and he was inside of one lavish looking bedroom,Kiyomi went all out...Naruto was now a proud owner of a mental cabin in some his mindspace got remodeled thanks to sighed he honestly was expecting a bloodbath,you know a field full of dead and dying people...the apocalypse least it wasn't inner peace hippy shuddered but now wasn't the time to question Kiyomi's creativity or if she was a certified house designer because he was here to report.

"Yo! Anybody home?...Not again,she is too animalistic for her own good." Naruto thought with a sweat drop because the specks of blood on the wooden floor was still wet but he was one way to get her attention,hehehe and no it's definitely not what your thinking because Kiyomi would end was Kiyomi's weakness,her own nature but it subdued a bit…That's what she said though.

"Kiyomi! Bring that ass over here!" Naruto declared with confidence even if she would kill him blinked and Kiyomi was in front him with an annoyed expression on her face and Naruto looked her in the another mistake yep he was dead but Naruto refused to die a virgin… managed to escape a horde of succubus after his 's say he was feeling pretty lucky right now!

"Ki-" Naruto started but was interrupted by a howl and not just any one caused a fucking shockwave that tore anything around Kiyomi to shit and she was right in front of Naruto. Just like that Naruto was flung to the nearest ripped to hell ,his shirt and coat well I think you get the picture at least his pants survived and not by sheer luck was amazing how everything besides him and the wall remained made sure to protect his package by all means…Damn succubus,all in all he looked like he jumped into a tornado…made of sharp razor injuries might be superficial but the pain was not and his upper body hurt like a bitch!

"Oh are you hurt? You should be more careful because I do not want you dying just yet." Kiyomi said with mock concern and walked toward Naruto who was stuck in a wall and couldn't properly admire her form and besides he was hurting badly. Too bad Kiyomi didn't give a shit and besides this doubles as mental training and payback for his stupid wouldn't take shit from someone weaker than her ,survival of the fittest was far from finished and plus she didn't become a queen by being a saint.

Still Naruto has come a long way still his progress to her was dismal at best...at least he made her use her grinned call,him what you want but he got a rise out of her which was good. Kiyomi was more stoic then Hiashi and Danzo combined unless something caught her probably want to know more about Kiyomi's kingdom and turns out she asked the good old sage because she foresaw that humans were fact her version of hell was a lot less lava and suffering in fact her kingdom was probably considered the most 't get it twisted her legions could lay waist to the Elemental Nations in a flash but for some reason she doesn't have an interest in the Elemental Nations at all.

It was strange as fuck but not stranger than when he met Dracula for the first the dear Count was a pimp and not only that he was black,Naruto had to rub his eyes twice when the Count recommended a devil to sleep with him and all while doing that strange laugh least he wasn't the emo that Naruto thought he would be but it seems like sex would never go out of ! Still Dracula was a pretty cool undead guy once you get past the neck chomping and blood sucking of him of course.

"Wai-" Naruto pleaded but was interrupted by a Spartan kick to the coughed up blood and Kiyomi sighed he was making this too easy and for a predator there was no thrill if your prey didn't fight back or run hung his head he could feel his body become numb but compared to what she usually did,this wasn't even sad part is she isn't even a percent of her actual strength,hopefully she will lose interes-Naruto's musing was cut short by a jab to the was freely flowing from his nose and he could see out of one eye…just perfect.

"Well goodbye nose,it was nice breathing while it is what happens when you poke a dragon with a stick…So in a weird sense I deserve it but still I can't go around with one eye, does she think I want to look like Kakashi!? A porn reading motherfucker who doesn't get none! Fuck that!" Naruto ranted inside his mind unaware that Kiyomi could read his smirked and admired her handy work and pulled on Naruto's hair so that she could look him the eye,that earned her a grunt of discomfort and Kiyomi licked her lips and then shuddered.

"Yep a full blooded masochinist at least I got her horny just wish this was a two wa-" Naruto's train of thought was interrupted once more but this time with a kiss and Naruto's eyes widened because Kiyomi sucking on his mouth was full of blood which meant that she was drinking his blood straight through his mouth at least Zest wasn't around to see this because she would have a field Kiyomi's appetite wasn't a problem…Her body heat was I mean she was hotter than lava,she could be classified as a freaking boiling point and Naruto could feel his skin become dryer and that just increased his was surprised that he wasn't hearing a hissing noise yet and no it won't be from Orochimaru...THANK to the matter at hand when the fuck did Kiyomi become a freaking vampire and normally Naruto wouldn't mind but she bit his tongue was moaning and Naruto was pretty sure she forgot that this is very wrong….This is one way to get your jollies I guess.

"Ha! Yes tell a demon over centuries old that what she is doing is wrong maybe we could even have a discussion about world peace over a cup of evening tea!" Naruto thought sarcastically and flinched when Kiyomi raked her nails on his nails looked harmless up close but he could feel them trying to tear his scalp a new wounds might be superficial but this is outright mind scarring. When she finally pulled away Naruto was scared and turned on at the same time…Oh the irony.

Naruto couldn't move,come to think of it he couldn't feel anything besides his legs…What the fuck did Kiyomi do now? Paralysis oh she was a spider too now? Naruto shuddered when the image of Kiyomi sucking his life through those sharp fangs appeared in his mind.
"No tent…That's the last thing I want her to see lest she subject me to sever groin abuse like Michael Jackson every time he's on stage" Naruto reminisced with a wondered where that came from and who in hade's balls was Michael Jackson but for some reason he didn't want to know

"So what was so important mortal that you had to provoke me?" Kiyomi asked with a raised eyebrow and smirked when Naruto lifted his right arm to only give her a bloodied middle he still had some fight left in him and she liked her prey feisty,Naruto finally fell forward and out of that god damn was on all fours panting but he didn't notice Kiyomi's eyes glow,Naruto raised his head because he sensed something and he then scowled.

"King you ass…You really are some pal and I'm glad that I have you watching my back." Naruto replied with a cheery expression which was quite a sight when his mouth looked like the inside of a sand also coughed out a small cloud of hot air after his declaration and then Naruto went back to coughing up stepped out of the closet but before he could open his mouth or lack of mouth or anything for that matter, Naruto sighed and said.

"I fucking knew your cool and all but I'm happy being into the female persuasion…I'm sure there's some ghost out there….Waiting for you somewhere where you can give kids nightmares together." Naruto even did the whole compassionate voice and sad violin music included in the background.

King face faulted that son of-,King was brought out his mid insult when Kiyomi chuckled and to say he was shocked would be an understatement at least she wasn't a hundred percent bitch which was good in his got up or tried to but he fell on his ass instead and he felt like shit but on the bright side his wounds were healing.

"It beats looking like a trophy." Naruto thought dryly

"Well fuck you too then! I know better than to interrupt her when she is "hands" on." King replied with a shiver and plus he didn't want to be added to the mix thanks to Naruto's or not Kiyomi could kick his ass by just breathing on him and not because he was powerless but because she was that strong.

"Stop proving my point.." Naruto replied with a bloody smirk

"What poi-Why you little mot-" alas King couldn't finish his protest because he was interrupted yet again but it was't Kiyomi this time it was-

"I take it that you know why I am here." Naruto said with the utmost seriousness momentarily forgetting his psychological needed more power but no from Kiyomi that was a big no was time to pay his dear father a visit and he never had that heart to heart chat but he did kick him in the balls look on his face when Naruto told him that he didn't honestly give a flying fuck about the leaf was priceless and it was a bonus too but it was amusing for a short while because Minato had to try his inspirational speech on how he should be sucking the village's didn't say that but it sounded like he did and there was no way he would EVER do that because it would take a miracle specifically one with huge boobs to change his mind.

So yes he was going visit to pay dear daddy to either give him back to the Shimigami or give him as a present to knew that she would enjoy ripping him a new asshole and that's guaranteed fact but before that he just wanted to know one also had Temari's ass to look forward to so this was going to be a win-win situation...Call it a snatch and grab if you will because that is what is gonna go down(heyo),with only more moaning and "releasing".Hehehe ALL Right! Naruto wondered what the his dear hokage thought of his vanishing act and to say he was surprised that there wern't any-

Arena
A familiar chakra signature was approaching Naruto and that caused him to smirked it seems like Temari is finished but right in front on him was-

"The fuck it's Sakura at least it isn't Hinata but this is bad Naruto don't smack a her,don't smack-Focus she isn't worth help me!" Naruto desperately tried to psych himself up and he finally took a deep just had to endure it for now because honestly Naruto liked attention but he really didn't want to deal with the usual almost puberty girl crap.

"Hi Naruto, how are going?" Sakura greeted with a weird expression on her face a light pink hue was adorning her cheeks because she was drawn to Naruto's wanted to raise a eyebrow but for the sake of pretending to be an idio-

"Fuck that! This is where I draw the line but escape routes? I have to hand to her she sauntered to the trio that everyone else was scared of and that's why I chose them well Temari was part of the reason but mostly to avoid this shit!" Naruto sighed why does this always happen to him..I mean for fucks sake!

"Snap out of it Sakura…Goddamit" Unknown to Naruto was having her own dilemma and she was honestly freaking Naruto out a bit…She was on the verge of drooling on him and Naruto found himself wanting Sasuke to appear badly.

"He's hot cha!"Inner Sakura decided to add her two cents and since she represented Sakura's desires

"I know damn it…He's much more impressive up close…Those pecks…" Sakura cheeks became a bit red….Damn those Kunoichi training lessons.

"Easy Girl…You don't want to scare him off do you? "Inner Sakura tried to reason with well herself but she agreed with her counterpart Naruto was a sight to behold if only they were alone.
"Well hello beautiful and I am great now that I have seen a gem such as yourself" Naruto wanted to puke because this had to take the cup for the greatest amount of bullshit that he has ever-but the look on Sakura's face said otherwise

"Um…I…Thank you and you look good too" Sakura timidly replied with her face on fire but she didn't want Naruto to notice so she looked at the floor while twiddling her fingers.

"She bought that? What a world and plus I'm sexy and know it….So how to get rid of her? Hmmm,of course! I don't usually do this…Oh well it might draw extra attention…Who am I kidding most of the chicks here are still stealing glances at me. " Naruto contemplated with a smirk so now they don't think he's a demon.

"Winner Temari Subaku!" The proctor who Naruto didn't give a shit about declared

"Phew finally! Saved by the bell" Naruto thought with a sigh….of relief and at that moment our dear Uchiha and Uchiha lite appeared in a swirl of was silent before Sasuke's fan base went wild because their precious Sasuke was back but the perplexed look on Hayate's face was alarming but before he could reply an anbu appeared in front of exchanged a few whispers and Hayate frowned but then sighed.

Arena Floor
"Sorry that were a little late" Kakashi said sheepishly while eye smiling and Sasuke chose that moment to stare coldly at his sensei because Uchiha lite lied and that meant he made them late on purpose…

"He doesn't think I can win…Well I will show him and everyone the Uchiha clan's power!" Sasuke contemplated with grit teeth but then looked to the rails and saw someone in black he didn't recognize with was bearing that same fan girlish expression she gave him and Sasuke smirked because he was Finally FREE! He couldn't see the Dobe anywhere though which meant he either lost or he left but Sasuke didn't care either way.

"On the contrary …You have made in time for the main event!The final match will be a four way match between Gaara Subaku,Temari Subaku,Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki!" Hayate declared but frowned because what the fuck was the Hokage thinking? Putting a psychopath with a mentally traumatized kid and well Hayate didn't know what to think of the Uzumaki vanishes for a month and comes back looking like a super model and not only that he reminds Hayate of someone but who!?

"Well so much for stalling…" Kakashi thought with a sweat drop and he teleported towards his fellow colleagues but honestly speaking he knew that Sasuke wasn't ready to fight someone of Gaara's was surprised to hear that Naruto won his match because he was pretty sure that Naruto would have been bodied by Neji and where is Naruto spotted someone wearing all black talking to Sakura and judging by her stance…Sakura was about to lose her cheery to a blond and Kakashi couldn't be prouder…wait blond?! There was no way-Shit way…Kakashi's eyes-I mean eye widened Naruto had a makeover and he wasn't shouting his lungs out for once.

"Proctor I forfeit!" Was the response he received from Temari because she honestly wouldn't fight her loved Gaara but he scared the crap out of her most of time and she had to conserve her strength for the invasion crowd booed but Temari couldn't care less what they thought but she was a little sad because she was looking forward to testing Naruto herself…Pity there wouldn't be enough time for that.

"Miss Subaku has forfeited! That means that this shall be a three way match instead!" The proctor declared much to the joy of the crowd if their deafening screams were anything to go by.

Stands
"Well Sakura,it looks like we had to cut our delightful conversation short…See you later!" Naruto chose that exact moment to do a back flip over the rails before Sakura could reply but he did wink at Temari in mid smiled at him and continued on her ascent on the just teleported to the arena floor and Naruto was left to contemplate-

Arena Floor
"Superhero landing? Nah that would be flexing and that would make Sasuke bitch…So I'll land like a proper ninja…" and so Naruto landed on the floor soundless with both feet on the floor like he didn't just jump from a few was still in the middle of the arena but he raised a eyebrow at Naruto…It still didn't matter though playing dress up won't change the outcome of this eyed Gaara wearily because Gaara was staring at him and Naruto like they were pieces of contender had a thought about the coming battle….

"Soon everyone will know that the Uchiha's are the strongest!" One princess-I mean elite with determination

"Mother..I have found worthy sacrifices for you…Their blood shall be yours" The short psycho with bloodlust

"Hmmmhmmmhmmmhmmm…Can't touch this….Hmmmhmmmhmmm….Can't touch this" The MC who really didn't give a fuck about any of would rather be focusing on getting Temari hot under the collar and then slowly take of her clothes and admire every inch of her maybe pour some honey on her then lick it be nice hehe but he couldn't because of the stupid tournament and honestly speaking rank doesn't mean shit in the shinobi world because a veteran can be done in by a fresh newbie.

Mindscape
"So do yo-"King started but he noticed that he was alone which meant that Kiyomi ditched couldn't resist sweat dropping but that stupid song started playing in Naruto's head and King's eye-He sighed man if only he had freaking appendages and so King tried drowning out the horrible thing that Naruto called music out.

Imperial bedroom
We find ourselves in one comfy and regal looking bedroom,I mean everything was in laid with a rare jewel…Kiyomi was sprawled on a queen sized bed wearing nothing but a crimson also had one big ass chicken thigh between her teeth and was tearing it to shreds,this always happens after she talks to instincts were gnawing at her but she wouldn't give in yet because she wanted to savor Naruto sooner than later.

"Mistress do you expect Lord Naruto to win?" A small figure appeared next to Kiyomi,the figure was covered by a hooded cloak
Kiyomi raised a eyebrow and laughed and then replied

"He better win that rodent has placed a wager on this match and he offered me something I could not resist "

"I see but isn't fighting the one who is housing your brother and from the tales I have heard he is quite a character…" The figure was wary because one Kiyomi got like this she might act on mistress's glowing crimson eyes did not fill her with confidence because she hasn't found a worthy mate and time was running out.

"Do not be concerned…Zest,he will win but I am certain he will appreciate hearing about your concerns" Kiyomi smirked when Zest's frame was cute a succubus that fancies a human but she could have done a lot was a dusky skinned succubus with long white hair that reached her lower back and a meter long black spiked tail and black also had C-cup boobs(Can't forget that important detail)along with a figure most would kill for,golden eyes that would put gold to shame.A face that was deceptively beautiful but there was just one problem…Zest looked like a twelve year old girl and that was one thing Kiyomi did not understand about most enjoyed looking like little girls but the thing is these child forms were more like power limiters.

"That will not be necessary mistress…I come bearing information,they have made their move" Zest reported with the upmost urgency but when her queen grinned Zest was thrown for a loop but she remained impassive.

"So those worms have finally begun with their plans have they? It seems my son has done well" Kiyomi began chuckling but then stopped when she realized that Naruto would be hurt by but Naruto was on his own in that endeavor plus this could serve as motivation…Nothing like fearing for your life to make you stronger.

"Come…Join me Zest.I believe you have earned a reward." Kiyomi smirked when Zest dropped her cloak and made her way over to her.

Back to the Arena Floor
Naruto,Gaara and Sasuke were standing in a perfect triangle with his arms crossed,Sasuke was eyeing both his opponents because he was essentially in the middle and Naruto had his hands in his pockets,looking like he would rather be doing something else.

"BEGIN!" Hayate declared and jumped away because he expected them to go at each other's throats the moment he gave the signal but the only thing that happened was that Gaara's gourd uncorked.

A tense silence came over the arena then it was broken when Naruto popped his was still content on waiting for someone to make the first mo-

"Oh Fuck This!" Naruto screamed agitated and vanished right before both his opponents wisely chose to activate his stage two sharingan and Gaara commanded his sand to go after Sasuke,thinking that his mother would protect him from harm but he flinched when he felt an elbow on his shoulder.

"Sup!" Naruto greeted cheerfully but a sand spike was to the face was Gaara's it went through Naruto and Gaara was left to his thoughts because he was reminded of the green one .Naruto appeared on top of the right hand of the statue and he smirked because from what he could feel the princess was gioing to throw a hissy fit soon and Gaara was weary of him.

Sasuke grit his teeth he could only see some on Naruto's moves but that was not good enough if you finally see someone already half way through his wasn't what made him mad both the Dobe and Gaara were ignoring him and focusing on each other instead.

"No one ignores the Uchiha" and with that thought Sasuke went full speed towards Naruto

"This is almost too easy…Oh?" Naruto was about to reach for his sake but noticed Sasuke flying toward him but sadly Sasuke was still moving too slow for his bad Naruto's sneaker had an appointment with Gaara's face but he felt something grab his left leg,Naruto looked left and Gaara had that insane look in his eyes,Naruto deduced that he was decided to fling him towards the nearest wall the impact made Naruto bounce of it before Naruto was picked up by another tendril of sand which carried higher than the stands and flung towards the ground faster than Orochimaru when he fell in love with was left lying face first in a crater and didn't bother moving before a kick to the ribs caused him to roll the princess was standing on top of gloating like he was officially the baddest ass around before a sand fist hit him and a scream of pain was sighed when he heard the sound of wood been annihilated,he noticed Gaara and Sasuke were having a good old fashioned Mexican stand off.

Naruto sighed he fell for Gaara's trick but how the fuck didn't he notice that the god damn statue's arm was covered in these guys were an actual threat Naruto would have been killed but oh well he at least gave everyone a show and got sand at least know he had an excuse to release some of his actual strength which would make this match pretty pointless,the problem was how he was gonna spin his jump in it he would figure something on the way because it was time to lay the smack down on both these little bitches assess…at least after this things would really get had a suppression seal on standby in case Gaara lost his shit but he won't use it now .
"How do I show them a glimpse of my true strength? Of course…Power limiter :level zero…release! " Naruto smirked and closed his chakra was starting to leak out but he commanded it to cover him like a flaming cloak,it could almost be considered to look like the he opened one of the eight gate,the only difference is that Naruto had a vacant look on his face and he decided it was time to get noticed how Sasuke's eyes were immediately drawn to his form,Gaara also looked at Naruto and Naruto chose that moment to walk towards Gaara instead of Sasuke Gaara was like ten steps away and Gaara chose that moment to send a sand tendril toward Naruto,the tendril went through Naruto and Sasuke's eyes didn't see Naruto move and then he vanished,Naruto reappeared behind Gaara and began walking away from Gaara,who was just as confused as Naruto stopped walking cracks started appearing on Gaara and I mean everywhere,his sand armor fell started flowing from Gaara's mouth and you guessed it Gaara lost his shit and formed a sand cocoon,Sasuke did a back flip towards the arena walls and decided to use his ace in the hole.A sand eye was surveying the area but it was intently focused on bad! A screeching noise was heard and the source was coming from Sasuke's hand,whose right hand was covered in lightning but something was off about it.

"Chidori" Sasuke declared and began running toward Gaara's cocoon at full speed and when he was close enough he thrust his right hand into-no it went through it instead!

"Well shit…Looks like Kakashi wasn't pulling and punches with the princess's training! Sadly that justu has two major flaws…It seems you can only use it on a enemy whose either slower or immobile and you can only run in a straight line? Ok so that is stupid what if your opponent plants a paper bomb and with all those god damn sparks flying around I doubt he would be able to see it…Limited vision huh?No wonder the Princess has his sharingan activated….It's the only way you can see your the piercing power is good and all but it lacks versatility"
Naruto summarized and smirked because from the look on Sasuke's face that justu takes a lot of chakra..too much in fact because it meant that the jutsu was incomplete or someone with an insane amount of chakra made it either way Naruto won't be able to use it simply because…..He didn't want to look like a light bulb.

Naruto decided not to be the one kid to be one upped,he focused chakra to his gauntlet arm and pointed his arm toward the lovely started to swirl around Naruto causing a whirlwind to form around him and his smoke started to emit from his gauntlet a small red chakra sphere formed in front of Naruto's hand but it started shrinking and closed his hand to form a fist but Naruto's aura chose that moment retrieve his hand from Gaara only Gaara refused to let go of his new lover but Sasuke wasn't having any of that and reactivated his chidori which gave Gaara the energy he needed to let go of Sasuke's told Sasuke to hit the decks and he listened to his gut and jumped as far away from Gaara as he smirked and opened his fist and a low whining noise could be heard.

"This one is for you Kiyomi" Naruto thought with smirk he would probably change the name of the technique later but for now-

"Vixen's Wrath" A red beam speed from Naruto's hand and it was fucking everything in front up of Naruto didn't know why but he started screaming as the beam enveloped his cocoon and it burned like hell and all he could see was a bright red aftermath of Naruto's attack left a straight line of scorched land,that beam was so hot it turned everything in its path into glass…Gaara was nowhere to be seen and his cocoon was turned left because he could sense a faint chakra and speed toward it,he found Gaara and to say Gaara was lucky to be alive because he had a tennis ball sized hole in his chest.

"Shit if he dies…The Temari won't let me see those drawls,fuc-wha?" Naruto's thoughts were cut off when he noticed Gaara's wounds began healing…

"Well, Hallelujah…he's gonna live" Naruto whispered to himself and slapped the yokai disrupter seal on Gaara's will keep Shukaku from trying anything funny,Naruto sighed and Kunais landed where Naruto was standing previously but thank fully none hit Gaara yet.

"Well Dope,it looks like your finally worthy of being my opponent" Sasuke called out but Naruto didn't reply and just stared at Sasuke with the same blank expression but hisaura did return. Sasuke scowled,every bone in Naruto's body wanted him to shove his sneakers in Sasuke's ass but sadly he had to play the part of android.

"I will make this quick" Sasuke replied like he was the got into the interceptor fist stance,Naruto just tilted his head to the left before he appeared right in front of 's eyes widened but he quickly snapped out of his stupor and sent a punch towards Naruto's face,sadly he got a backhand that sent him flying towards the wall but Sasuke wasn't an Uchiha for nothing so he did a back flip followed by a cartwheel to right wanted to use the chidori again but he didn't have enough chakra for it so he just had to-

"Fire Style:Fireball Jutsu" Sasuke thought and inhaled a large amount followed by a sequence of hands signs and finally he spit out a big ass fire ball that sped towards Naruto but he just jumped out of the way and this proved to be exactly what Sasuke was already finished with another sequence of hand signs and took inhaled again.

"Fire Style:Phoenix Flower Jutsu" Sasuke began spewing a large amount of fire balls and Naruto was begging to get annoyed by this shit so he started with a back flip and a fire ball hit the place where he was previously by a cock screw to avoid to two that were headed for his nuts and head respectively.A front flip to avoid the last barrage and Naruto sighed because this was starting to become sad maybe he should put Sasuke out of his misery but he could imagine the fit the council would throw and so an idea formed in Naruto's cranium.

Next Chapter:Round 2
That's a wrap…I might make all my chapters longer in the future,you like the new format?Just pm me some suggestions because I might make Naruto pull a Kamikaze on the world…so peace out!Don't forget to reviewz!
This has been Terminator saying where's my coco?