A/N: Yay, the prompts are getting more challenging! :) This one is for those of you who wanted Thea and Fili to end up together in "Bombur." It's short but I like it anyways! :)
"How long can it take? It is a very small baby!" Killian is leaning on the wall and pouts. "You don't have to stay here, go wander around," Phil is rummaging through the diaper bag. "Yeah, and then I will have to run around the mall looking for you guys. No, I'm staying here and will just wait. His stomach is probably a size of a plum. He will be full in no time." "I wouldn't hope for that," you are laughing at male ignorance. "He might take his time and savour the meal." Killian freezes, lost in his thoughts. Phil smacks his brother at the back of his head. "Stop thinking about my girlfriend's breasts." "We are standing in front of a nursing room, you prick! How do you expect me to think about anything else?" Phil gives him another smack. "Where is Uncle anyways?" "He is getting Wren a chai latte," Phil finally finds a burp cloth. You think you hear Killian muttering "whipped" under his breath. You smack him too. "Ow!" "Don't be such a baby." Phil knocks at the door. "Babe, do you need a burp cloth?" "No, we are fine, almost done," Thea's voice is cheerful, "I'm starving now." Killian perks up. "Me too." "Nobody cares," Phil is zipping up the bag. John walks up to you with your cup. "We are almost done," you take it gratefully. He hums and leans on the wall near you. "How long does it normally take?" "Depends," Phil yawns and rubs his eyes. "Last night it just went on and on." You smirk and turn to John. "See these bags under his eyes and overall half-conscious disposition? That's you in three months." He smiles and pecks your lips. "Can't wait for it.'