This chapter, which later became "Stop, Hammer Time!" has been removed since the eventual multi-chapter (which can be found here, and its sequel on this page and on my AO3) has been turned into a book. You can actually get a free copy of it, since it's going up on Amazon Kindle Scout, and everyone who votes gets a FREE copy after the trial period of 30 days. You can find more details on my blog: kolmakov dot ca.