We are Scattered Through Time and Space

by kkolmakov

Modern AU one-shot collection based on your prompts, and sometimes just something that comes to my barmy mind. John Thorington (modern AU Thorin Oakenshield) and my OC Wren, reincarnated through times and locations, and always finding each other *No Infringement Intended*

42. Fissure

For Iamje

1. fissure, 2. legitimate, 3. slanderous, 4. addict, 5. clay

[100 words]

He is frowning. "Well, that is rather unfortunate. There is deep fissure in the molar. Have you been using the bentonite clay powder I mentioned last time?" Since your mouth is ajar, all you can do is moan. "Well, Ms. Leary, you are just very unlucky. I know you are not a sugar addict or anything, but it's just genetics. Sorry for the slanderous talk of your parents," he smiles. Can laughing gas be considered a legitimate excuse if you sexually assault your dentist? He takes off his gloves and asks, "And now to the important stuff. Will you have dinner with me?"

The reminder that this is a "kkolmakov is taking prompts game." See new and improved instructions in chapter 40.

Also, I changed the rules a bit! Please, leave the prompts in the reviews, PM service here is driving me bonkers :D