For Wynni
1. food court, 2. diapers (changed for "nappies" for Britishness :D), 3. bronies, 4. dragoncon, 5. lamp
[200 words]
Two teenagers are sitting at the table next to you in, what locals call, a food court in a mall. "... So we were visiting my aunt in Atlanta, and went to the fucking Dragoncon, man," one of them drones. "And there was this fucking bronies convention there, and fuck me, all those fucking pink ponies…" He adds an intricate swearing, and you wrinkle your nose.
Thea whispers, "Someone needs a nappy on their mouth..." You are considering clobbering them to the head with this new lamp you bought in a place called Home Depot. Suddenly, a man sitting one table to the left turns to them and in an even authoritative tone tells them to scale the swearing down. He has an almost unnoticeable Northern accent, and Thea makes big eyes. Another Brit in a shopping center in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada! The teens puff up their chests, but then notice the size of the bloke. You notice it too, as well as the luscious ponytail and the sexiest neck. He turns to you and smiles politely. And then he blinks, and his eyes roam your face. You blush furiously and hear Thea's voice, "So, kind sir, allow me to introduce my friend Wren to you..."
The reminder that this is a "kkolmakov is taking prompts game." See new and improved instructions in chapter 40.
Also, I changed the rules a bit! Please, leave the prompts in the reviews, PM service here is driving me bonkers :D