We are Scattered Through Time and Space

by kkolmakov

Modern AU one-shot collection based on your prompts, and sometimes just something that comes to my barmy mind. John Thorington (modern AU Thorin Oakenshield) and my OC Wren, reincarnated through times and locations, and always finding each other *No Infringement Intended*

45. Droid

For gemini-6989

1. proof, 2. waiver, 3. loft, 4. droid, 5. shakedown

[100 words]

"Love, you are going to have a shakedown..."

"A what?"

"It's a type of plastic deformation..."

"John, it's a pumpkin, not one of your barmy plastic structures. And it's supposed to be fun, a nice Septic tradition."

"Love, you are sitting in the middle of our loft covered in orange goo, how's that fun?"

"OK, take this bin and consider it your waiver to help."

"But I want to help!"

"You are criticizing my astromech droid! That's another proof that you are a grouch!"

"Yes," he purrs, "You like me because I'm a grouch. There aren't enough grouches in your life."

"Duffus!"

The reminder that this is a "kkolmakov is taking prompts game." See new and improved instructions in chapter 40.

Please, leave the prompts in the reviews, PM service here is driving me bonkers :D