For Just4Me

1. numpty, 2. waistcoat, 3. vampire, 4. daybed, 5. puppy

[200 words]

A/N: OMG, Just4Me, you are a genius! I LOVE this one so much, I might turn it into a full scale chapter.

OK, your name isn't Thea if you aren't getting yourself some sweet rogering on a daybed in the back room tonight. So our choices are… Killian from Auditing, nice arse, a costume of a pirate. And yes to the waistcoat and the boots, fit calves on men are rare. He gives you puppy eyes over his drink, numpty, but maybe his blonde brother in a toga is a smarter choice. Look at those arms, as if made bespoke for you. And he is well familiar with the concept of a one-off. No manky whining in the morning. Wait, is that Wrennie Leary from Human Resources? What a fit ickle thing! Smart choice of a costume as well. She is pale, and the vampire fangs with red lipstick make her plump bottom lip look even better. Finally, chick, some proper eyeliner! She is usually so au naturel that you feel like attacking her with mascara. Oh-oh, Mr. Grumpy is here! Seriously does he know the Grouchy Boss is an overused trope? Wait… That's the most obvious eye sex that you have ever seen. You get randy just from looking at these two. And do they really think no one noticed that he just brushed his hand over her firm little bum?

The reminder that this is a "kkolmakov is taking prompts game." See new and improved instructions in chapter 40.

Please, leave the prompts in the reviews, PM service here is driving me bonkers :D