A/N: I LOVE everyone's prompts! I was just being cocky :D
For Wynni
1. racing 2. scuba 3. barnyard 4. yaoi 5. pumpernickel
[200 words]
You hate conferences. They are part of academic life, but unlike teaching, presenting a paper gives you stage fright. You are rehearsing, standing in the middle of the room, flipping through slides, waving a piece of pumpernickel with butter and arugula in your hand.
"The subgenre of the homoerotic manga, known as yaoi, is primarily aimed at a female audience..."John pounces at you with a rather convincing growl, throws you on the li-lo and bites a generous piece from your sarnie. "Hey, were you born in a barnyard?" You fake indignation, but your heart is racing.
"The expression is 'were you born in a barn,' love, and no, I was born in the Lindo Wing."
"Posh! And off you go. I'm engaged." He slides down your body.
"Then you really shouldn't walk around all professor like, with your glasses, and smart words, while only wearing your underwear..." He grabs the waist of your knickers with his teeth and starts pulling them off. You are panting and blindly throw the sarnie aside. It plops in your new aquarium. There is no fish there yet, just a scuba diver ornament. John guffaws and gives your thigh a long scorching lick. Mamma mia!
The reminder that this is a "kkolmakov is taking prompts game." See new and improved instructions in chapter 40.
Please, leave the prompts in the reviews, PM service here is driving me bonkers :D