For Wynni
1. stein, 2. can-can, 3. nacho, 4. incense, 5. munchkin
[200 words]
Smut
His eyes are giant. "What do you mean you are a virgin?!" His hand is literally in your knickers, you just decided to warn him. "Don't get me wrong, Wren, but you hardly look like a nun. Last week you danced can-can on the table in a pub!"
"Thea poured a stein of lager into me, and I only let her because those nachos were so bloody spicy!" He carefully pulls his hand back, and you whine from disappointment. You both are pretty much starkers, and yum, the chest! And it was ace, romantic even, no rubbish like incense or champagne in a bath, but a nice dinner, a walk…
"Wren, I'm not bloody popping your cherry after a week of dating you!"
"You've known me for years!"
"I went to uni with your mom! I played Munchkin with you!" You lunge and cup his crotch.
"I'm 23! I want it! I'm sober and sane, I fancy you, stick your cock into me!"
"No!" He squeaks and rolls off the li-lo. "Especially not after the words stick your cock into me!" You are pouting, he gives you a look over, and makes up his mind. "We are dating for another couple weeks, until then just oral sex." Fair enough.
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