MUSHI MUSHI! GUYS! This is Kira-chan with another weird story! The opening seems kinda pointless but this story has a lot of potential for awkwardness, so I really hope you enjoy it!

Disclaimer: Conan's been going on since before I was alive... If I owned it I'd have to go through a time warp or something, that hasn't happened yet but I'll be sure to let you guys know if it does.

Please review or else~

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The moonlight magician, international thief 1412, the magician of the silver sky, Kaitou Kid was not feeling well that night.

However, he'd already sent out the heist notice days in advance and was not in the mood to retreat as he had already seen his favorite pursuers were present. Hakuba Saguru, Edogawa Conan (a.k.a. Kudo Shinichi), and Hattori Heiji (though he seemed to be more interested in watching the child detective than in chasing Kaitou Kid himself) had all arrived and appeared to be ready to chase after everyone's favorite phantom thief.

Upon seeing the meitantei's determined looks Kid couldn't help but chuckle a bit, though afterward his chuckle he couldn't suppress a sneeze.

He'd been feeling like this ever since a certain creepy witch had sneezed a curse at him in homeroom, though he didn't feel cursed, he assumed that worst case scenario he had a cold. Oh, how wrong he was.

Despite his foul condition the thief still managed to outwit and outrun the entire Kaitou Kid Task Force, leaving the now somewhat winded thief alone on the roof with his three meitantei pursuers.

The white-clad phantom thief hid his apparent sickness well with his usual smiling poker face, but Edogawa Conan and Hakuba Saguru had noticed that he was slightly more pale than usual and his movements were also slower. It was the two of them that approached him hesitantly for fear that the thief's sickly appearance may be a trap, and Hattori Heiji followed closely behind.

It was at that moment that the thief -unable to hold back any longer- let loose an amazing sneeze, so powerful that the sheer force of it nearly knocked the three meitantei back.

And that, is how this strange occurrence was set into motion.

…

When I woke up the next morning I didn't immediately notice that anything was wrong. It wasn't a school day so it wasn't strange at all that Ran hadn't woken me up, and with my eyes still bleary from sleep I didn't realize that I wasn't in the room that Mouri-ojisan and I shared.

Yawning, I stood up and headed to the bathroom for obvious reasons, when I happened to pass by a mirror.

Hmm... my hair's a mess, I'd better comb it before I go eat breakfast... I thought groggily. After turning away from the mirror I frowned as my mind cleared and I began to process what I'd just seen, I did a double take.

No way? I'm back in my teenage body? I've gone back to being Shinichi?

It took only a moment longer to register that I was in a completely unfamiliar house, and only a little after that did I realized that I had a much bigger problem.

The hair wasn't the only issue, my eyes were also a slightly more violet tone than my usual sapphire blue, looking carefully I noticed a good number of other differences that I'd missed in my initial excitement at finding myself a teenager once again. Though, admittedly the appearance was shockingly similar, there was only one person I could think of that had such a similar appearance to mine.

My conclusion: this was not my body. For some reason overnight I had become someone besides 'Kudo Shinichi' or 'Edogawa Conan', and that 'someone' was likely the true identity of Kaitou Kid.

…

When I woke up that morning I immediately realized that something was wrong -yeah, I was a step ahead of Kudo- only because I woke to find myself staring at my own sleeping face.

I blinked several times. It was still there, definitely not a mirror either.

I managed to keep myself from shouting in horror and did the more detective-like thing to do, I investigated.

Well I say 'investigated' but really all I did was look down at myself then look at the 'me' that I was looking at before, I quickly went to find a mirror, panicking internally.

Holy Crap! I'm Kudo... er Conan, I'm Conan! What de heck is goin' on?

It's jus' my imagination right? Dis has got ta be a dream... a practical joke... anythin' but real!

I tried pinching my -excuse me 'Conan's'- cheek.

"Ow."

Sure enough my 'ow' had come out of the child's mouth in a creepishly childish tone.

Continuing to stare at the mirror I found that 'Conan' mirrored my every move perfectly, when I paired that with the fact that 'I' was asleep on a futon in the other room the only answer was apparent, but I didn't want to believe it.

"Dis Can't Be Happenin'!" I shouted, unable to hold it back any longer.

…

I was woken up by a loud shout in Osaka-ben. That fact alone distracted me to much for me to realize that there was anything wrong with me personally.

I reached for my pocket watch to check the time only to realize that it wasn't there. And that I was not in my bedroom. However I briefly disregarded both of these oddities and headed in the direction of the shout.

When I arrived at the source of the shout I was surprised to find Edogawa-kun staring at himself in the mirror with a look of disbelief muttering curses in Osaka-ben. It was a strange sight indeed.

The child seemed to notice my presence and his expression grew grim. In a very serious but somewhat uncertain tone he suddenly asked, "Kudo? Dat you?"

I didn't understand.

Is Edogawa-kun mistaking me for Kudo Shinichi? No that wouldn't make sense, I look nothing like Kudo-kun, and from what I've seen Edogawa-kun always calls Kudo-kun 'Shinichi-niichan'.

It was then that I saw the reflection in the mirror. Edogawa-kun was definitely there but where I should have been was Hattori Heiji.

This raised a few questions, but the only applicable answers were ridiculous at best.

...

I woke up to the sound of tantei-san's baaya telling her 'bocchama' to wake up or else breakfast would get cold. Upon hearing that I instantly could tell that something was wrong.

The reason being that I'd fallen asleep at my own house at there was really no reason that I should wake up in Tantei-san's room. Although I was pretty glad to see that I'd gotten over my cold.

I was able quickly realize what was wrong; for some reason I'd become Tantei-san. Resisting the urge to scream, I put on my best poker face and pretended to be Hakuba Saguru with all my might.

While I quietly ate Tantei-san's breakfast I wondered what I should be doing about this situation. It occurred to me that if I was in Tantei-san's body... where was he, and what had happened to my body? So I made my decision to go visit my house in order to discern what had happened to 'me'.