Kuri stopped, suddenly smiling drunkenly up at him. "Oh sweet Naruto…you are my heart, my love…" She leaned in close. "I love you." Kuri winked.
"Kuri!" Sasuke grabbed her and yanked her away. "Dammit." He glared at Naruto. "She doesn't know what she's saying dobe!"
Naruto watched Kuri, blushing.
"Wow…didn't think she'd actually admit it like that!" Reiko gaped.
Sasuke pulled Kuri close to him. "Try to keep you mouth shut!" He hissed at her.
Kuri ignored him, giggling and blowing a kiss at Naruto.
Naruto was speechless, wondering how much of this was real. If it wasn't then why fixate on him? She must feel some of what she was saying. Naruto beamed. Yes! Kuri liked him!
Sasuke was well prepared to shoot him down, as always. "Don't take her seriously. She probably thinks you're Neji. He IS her fiancé after all."
"Oh…" Naruto deflated. "Right."
Kuri started talking loudly over them. "Brother I'm hungry." She smirked at Naruto, who grinned uncertainly back. "I want to eat…" She licked her lips at him. "Some…"
Naruto stared. Surely she couldn't mean…surely she wouldn't say…not in front of the teme…
Kuri suddenly leapt in to the air, yelling, "RAMEN" She ran around them in a circle. "Datte-ba-datte-ba-datte-bayo!"
Sasuke's eyes formed the Sharingan, and Kuri crumpled into his arms, unconscious. He tried to pick her up, but she kept wrenching free and reaching for Naruto. She was just like he was as a baby—only wanting Itachi. Even asleep she wanted Naruto.
"What did you do to her?!" Naruto was pissed.
Reiko chuckled at Kuri's antics. Bout time they got together.
"It's harmless." Sasuke sighed, realizing he wasn't going to get anywhere with Kuri pulling like this. "Here. Take her." He handed her over. "Remember. You're just Neji to her. Don't get any ideas."
Kuri reached for Naruto, still asleep, but talking. "Na! Na! Na!"
"She's clearly saying my name, teme." Naruto pointed out, gathering Kuri's limp form on his back.