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Summary: Draco is used to getting Christmas presents. His girlfriend gets him the best presents. This year, her presents are a bit… odd? Or at the least, likely to annoy his parents.
Characters acting slightly OOC (Out Of Character), implied Dramione.
(Wizarding) Christmas Countdown
Day 3
Dear Hermione,
I had scarcely sent my previous letter when I received your next gift. Three French hens! Father approved due to our French ancestors, though the partridge and the two turtledoves agreed to cease hostilities, turning their attention to the newcomers. The Magizoologist had to come around again and cost 12 Sickles this time. After he left, Mother and Father had a glass of Firewhiskey.
The hens have taken to following Father around. He was pleased until he realised his Silencio didn't work on them. The House Elves haven't been able to clean the droppings or feathers either, which seems to have shocked them. The smell has spread around the Manor, and it is unpleasant to walk into a room with the scent of bird droppings wafting out.
Yours affectionately,
Draco.