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Summary: Draco is used to getting Christmas presents. His girlfriend gets him the best presents. This year, her presents are a bit… odd? Or at the least, likely to annoy his parents.
Characters acting slightly OOC (Out Of Character), implied Dramione.
(Wizarding) Christmas Countdown
Day 7
Hermione,
What are you trying to do to us? Seven swans may seem like a romantic gesture, but not when they go a-swimming in the private pool of a Manor! Of course, first they attacked the locals to try and assert their authority (the Magizoologist earned 4 Galleons today, along with a Victoria sponge cake). They even attacked us! Back came the Magizoologist (who is also a Healer) to earn himself another Galleon.
The droppings have almost covered the carpet, and the smell has seeped into all the furnishings. Since all spells to move, remove or change anything to do with the birds have failed, we have resorted to Transfiguring random items into… I believe you called them clothing pigs? Whatever they're called, they have become almost priceless. Please, no more birds! I dread to think what effect more birds would have on the Firewhiskey levels in the Manor.
Yours,
Draco.