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Summary: Draco is used to getting Christmas presents. His girlfriend gets him the best presents. This year, her presents are a bit… odd? Or at the least, likely to annoy his parents.
Characters acting slightly OOC (Out Of Character), implied Dramione.
(Wizarding) Christmas Countdown
Day 10
Hermione,
I'm surprised the Ministry hasn't had you thrown into Azkaban for human trafficking. Ten lords! Where did you find ten lords? Today, it seems that it's Mother's turn to have your gift try and flirt with them. Father also had to resort to muggle means to fight them due to your spells. By the time he was finished with them, they were black and blue, and Father's knuckles were bleeding (I think this must be his first physical fight).
Mother has taken the prize for Unusual Things to Smoke to Try and Calm Her Nerves: I caught her puffing away on a feather from one of the swans. After quickly confirming that I didn't imagine things, I snuck out to spend some time alone. When I found the swans trying to attack all the other birds, I sent a quick Floo message to Richard. It would be easier if he moved into the Manor at this rate! It might lessen the cost (8 Galleons - we can certainly afford it, but it's becoming an annoyance). Please, no more!
Draco Malfoy.