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Summary: Draco is used to getting Christmas presents. His girlfriend gets him the best presents. This year, her presents are a bit… odd? Or at the least, likely to annoy his parents.
Characters acting slightly OOC (Out Of Character), implied Dramione.
(Wizarding) Christmas Countdown
Day 11
HERMIONE,
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS HOWLER, WHICH IS ALMOST THE VOLUME ACHIEVED BY YOUR FRIENDS, THE ELEVEN PIPERS THAT WON'T STOP PIPING! NOBODY GOT ANY SLEEP LAST NIGHT, WHICH HAS MADE THE BIRDS SQUAWK, CHIRP AND WHISTLE AT EACH OTHER ALMOST CONSTANTLY! THE COWS ARE RUNNING THROUGH THE MANOR DEFECATING EVERYWHERE, CHASED AROUND BY THE MAIDS, AND THE LADIES ARE LEAPING HIGHER THAN USUAL!
RICHARD WAS ALMOST DEAFENED WHEN HE CAME THROUGH TO DEAL WITH THE LORDS, WHO DECIDED TO TRY AND SHUT THE BIRDS UP! HIS BILL WAS 20 GALLEONS, AND THE HOUSE-ELF HAS SHUT ITSELF IN THE KITCHEN AND REFUSES TO LEAVE! THE ALCOHOL HAS RUN OUT, AND FATHER IS ALMOST DEVELOPING AN ADDICTION TO CALMING DRAUGHTS! IF YOU DON'T GET RID OF EVERYTHING, I WILL FIND AN OLD CURSE OUT OF THE MALFOY GRIMOIRE AND TEST IT OUT ON YOU!
DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY!
(A.N: Have a Merry Christmas tomorrow)