Ritsuka sighed to himself as he climbed up the stairs of Mount Enzou, a brown bag in his hand, the bag having a grease stain on the bottom. Looking up at the sky, he saw a brilliant display of light erupting into the sky. It seemed in the thirty minutes it took to get here, things had gotten violent. How was he going to play mediator between two insanely powerful magecraft users?

"Harem Protagonist A++ don't let me down now," Ritsuka muttered as he made it to the top of the stairs. He passed by a chuckling Kojiro leaning against the gate, taking a deep breath in an attempt to calm himself down. An explosion rocked the the ground, and Ritsuka saw the two mages flying around, shooting magic blasts at each other. Rin and Archer stood by the entrance, watching with interest and exasperation. Archer was the first to notice the Master of Chaldea returning.

"Is that your secret weapon?" Archer asked.

"Yeah. As soon as I lure them into my trap, this thing will seal my victory," He explained before he walked forwards to the two dueling mages, letting out a sharp whistle. The two mages stopped, looking at the Master of Chaldea. "Ladies, we have obviously hit an impasse," He started. "You two can't overwhelm the other-,"

"I would have had her begging for mercy if you had given me a few more minutes, my husband," Morgan stated.

"That's nice dear, but we gotta think about not causing too much damage. You don't want to spend too much time repairing a kingdom because you burned it to the ground if you don't have to," Ritsuka responded without missing a beat. "Anyways, why don't we just appeal to Artoria, and see who she wants to go with. After all, you guys don't want a Servant that doesn't like you, right?"

"And what if she uses the Command Seals to force Saber to say she wants to join her?" Medea asked accusingly as she glared at Morgan. Morgan sighed before lowering herself to the ground, gracefully walking over to Ritsuka, gently taking his left hand with her two soft hands. A warmth filled his hand, and when Morgan released him, he could see Saber Alter's Command Seals on his hand.

Perfect.

"Does that satisfy you?" Morgan asked as she turned to face Medea.

"Wh-wh... how does giving them to a biased person supposed to satisfy me?" Medea pointed out. Seriously, the audacity of this woman! Morgan's face remained unchanging.

"Are you implying my husband has no faith in me?" Morgan asked. "If he were to cheat, then that would mean he doesn't believe Artoria would come to me...," She said with the confidence only royalty could have. Ritsuka held his hands up in surrender.

"I won't cheat for you," He worded very carefully. He then motioned to them. "Go ahead, appeal to her," The two froze as they were put on the spot.

"Artoria, we're sisters. So you should join up with me. You've helped me in the past, why not help me again?" Morgan tried to appeal to the Altered Saber. Despite the mask covering her face, everyone could tell that she was giving Morgan a blank look.

"You stole Avalon from me, that was not willing,"

"Is that how it happened in Proper Human History...?" Morgan muttered. "We have a worse relationship there then I thought,"

"Of course a pure and beautiful dark king like her wouldn't go for a witch that created a clone to slay her!" Medea gloated. Morgan's face made no expression as her hand glowed with magical power. "Well, seeing how much she dislikes you, I suppose I win by defau-,"

"Not so fast!" Ritsuka said. "You'll notice I said we when I laid out these terms. I want to appeal to Artoria as well, and as Queen and Princess of Britian... Several times over, I believe I have that right," he opened up his paper bag, reaching in. "Artoria, catch!" He pulled out a paper wrapped object, tossing it like a frisbee at Salter, who reached it and caught it easily in her hand. She looked over the object, slowly opening it up, a delicious smell filling the area.

"What... What is this?" Medea muttered as Salter lifted the burger to her mouth, taking a big bite of it. Medea froze when she saw something on Salter's face she had never seen before... A smile.

"If you stay here with Medea, you'll be stuck on this mountain, helping her selfish desires with no benefit to yourself. She'll play dress up with you and force you to be a guard dog, but if you come with me, we'll save the world while hitting every burger joint in Japan!" Ritsuka declared. "Make your choice! Stick to the path of the loyal and serve a princess that cares not for you, or come with me down the path that ROCKS!"

"Wh-wha- no, you're lying, of course I would let her-," Medea tried to argue, but Ritsuka interrupted her.

"If she left this mountain to get burgers, that could leave your Master vulnerable. Are you willing to risk that for something that is but a simple pleasure?" Ritsuka asked, pointing at her like a character from a silly anime where people posed. Medea fell silent, unable to even come up with a lie that would satisfy the king.

"Very well," Salter said in between bites of her burger, attempting to still look dignified. "I will go with you, Fujimaru Ritsuka,"

"Nice," Ritsuka smiled. "And hey, what do you know? I already have the Command Seals," Ritsuka held up his arm, which was quickly grabbed by Morgan.

"Well done, husband," she said softly, a ghost of a smile on her face. "I was right to trust you," Ritsuka felt his face heat up a little, but before he could comment, his other arm was snagged by Salter, who pulled him close.

"Come Master," She said. "Leave my sister to play with her new friend while we get food," the two sister stared at each other, the temperature feeling as if it was dropping rapidly, causing Ritsuka to laugh nervously.

Harem Protagonist A++ just screwed him over, didn't it?