Sonic University

Chapter 2

Red Beanie

Sonic and friends hopped off the magic school bus. Sonic quickly stuck his dick in the snow to put the fire out. It made a screamy noise in the snow. They watched the bus fly away and saw it take a left at mars. "Man, I wanna be a bus driver one day!" Said Knuckles. Every semester he seemed to change his major. He's been from business, to engineering, to hair cutting, and many more. Don't even get me started on his minors.

"Gotta go to my classes! See you guys later!" Called Tails. Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails all walked off to their first classes. Sonic looked at his new order off classes for the new semester, because today was his first day back to Sonic University after winter break. His schedule looked like this:

Bell 1: Algebra 1B.

Bell 2: Spanish -2B.

Bell 3: Intro to Physical Science.

Bell 4: English 3.25B.

Bell 5: Band.

Bell 6: Computer Aided Design.

Bell 7: AP Geometry.

Bell 8 (After School): Athletic Outdoor Ensemble (Marching Band).

"Yeah! Cool!" Sonic said because he was hyped for his new classes like a toddler who was hyped to watch a season finale of PAW Patrol at 6 o'clock in the morning instead of going to daycare at the local community center while mommy was out seeing other men that were larger than daddy physically and financially. Sonic was very smart, not as smart as Tails, but close. Tails was his friend so Sonic let him win at something for once. Not to worry because Sonic is the fastest, so he was the first student to arrive at his first class, Algebra 1B. "Hey, teach!" Sonic said as he slammed a Blue Sonic Apple™ with one large bite already taken out of it on his teacher's desk. Crushing the fruit a little. He saw her name tag and it said, Mrs. Arithmetic.

"Why hello, Sonic! I am so happy to see you!" Said Mrs. Arithmetic. She seemed to be in her mid 20's and was full of energy. She had long brown hair, which was up in a bun, and she wore glasses and a black, tight jacket, and a plaid, short skirt.

"Hiya!" Sonic said back. He couldn't help but notice her above average boobies. They looked so comfy and warm, steam was even rising off of them from all the heat they were giving off. She wasn't even wearing a bra, so when ever she took in a breath her boobies jiggled. Sonic liked this class already! "I hope she didn't see me staring at her!" Sonic thought to himself. Sonic began to notice many young children in his college level class. They all looked the same. Then Sonic remembered that in the modern world little brown and yellow kids take super smart classes so they could take all the normal people jobs. They couldn't speak english very well, but Sonic knew they were very smart. Not as smart as him or Tails though.

"Good morning, class! I am your Algebra 1B teacher, Mrs. Arithmetic!" She said as she used her arms to pop her tits out to make them look bigger. All of a sudden Sonic began to laugh. "Sonic, what's so funny? Would you like to share it with the class?" The teacher said.

Sonic snickered. "S-sure!" Sonic laughed. The whole brown and yellow class stared at him through their tiny little eyes. Sonic then told the class what made him laugh. "A-al-algeBRA!" Sonic shouted. The class groaned and rolled their eyes, but Mrs. Arithmetic blushed. Her adrenaline raised which made her nipples go hard. Since she wasn't wearing a bra, everyone could see her nipples poking out like Sonic's growing boner! She in fact did notice Sonic staring at her braless rack. Oddly she did not yell at Sonic, but told the class to quiet down while covering her nipples with her arm. Sonic's fat boner then fell flat to the ground with a thud. It sounded like slapping your grandma's face with salmon because she didn't buy you a nintendo wii for your half birthday. The fun was over, eventually Sonic left for his second class, Spanish.

Sonic ran the fastest to Spanish class, because Sonic is the fastest. He almost ran into his teacher who greeted Sonic. "¡Hola, me llamo Sr. maestro de español de Sonic!" The middle aged, hispanic man said.

"Uh, hi. Yo soy Sonic." Stuttered Sonic. Sonic was the best Spanish student in the University, his knowledge surprised his teacher. Sonic sat down and noticed many latinas in his class. Their large butts were spilling over their small seats. The cheeks almost reached the ground! Rouge the bat was also in his class. She fit right in with her dangerously sized boobies. Sonic may have been the best spanish student in history, but he was just not interested in learning a new language. Sort of like when mommy wasn't interested in her used windows 7 laptop daddy got her, because she wanted the new Sonic Macbook™ Pro™ Air™ Color™ S™ +™.

"¡Buenos dias clase! Soy tu profesor, Sr. maestro de español de Sonic. Comencemos la clase hablando de lo retrasada que esta historia va a ser. No sé qué problemas tiene el autor, pero no tendrá amigos algún día debido a este cuento de hadas. Si puedes entender esto, eres latina o usaste un traductor, idiota." Said Sr. maestro de español de Sonic. Sonic did not catch a single word. Instead he thought of grabbing a quick bite of one of the Latina's thick, juicy booty cheeks. "Puedo ver que tenemos muchas mujeres aquí. Muchos de ustedes tienen cuerpos muy tetonas, ¡guau! Te cuento esto en español porque todos ustedes no me entenderán, y mantendré mi trabajo. ¡Aunque soy un pervertido! ¡Voy al baño muy rápido así puedo dominar mientras pienso en todas ustedes, señoras! ¡Nos vemos más tarde!"Said the teacher. Sonic did not see his teacher for the rest of the class.

"Ring!" Said the bell. Now Sonic had to go to his third class, Intro to Physical Science. Sonic got their first, because he is the fastest.

"Hey! Knuckles, Espio, Cream, and Amy are in my class!" Sonic thought. They all called for him to sit at their table, which Sonic did. Their teacher, Ms. Sonic's Intro to Physical Science Teacher, went to the bathroom.

Espio was cracking a joke. "What do you call a bee that gives you milk?" He asked. Espio was the funny one of the bunch.

"Charmy Bee?" Knuckles said. This caused a few chuckles since nobody liked Charmy Bee because he was a gay fag tard.

"No." Said Espio. "It's a… BOO-BEE!" Espio cried. Everyone burst into laughter because everyone liked boobies and boobies provided the user with warm, cinnamon flavored milk. This made Sonic very hungry, he knew he could order breast milk off of Arby's secret menu. Sonic still sat down with his friends instead of ditching class to go to Arby's, which was down the street. It was Sonic's favorite restaurant, but it gave him big diarrhea poops that looked like overcooked chicken noodle soup with weird chunks in it that looked like Sonicbob™ Fastpants™. This probably happened because Sonic also liked to eat Chef BoyarDEE Sonicbob™ and friends Spaghettios.

"Hey Sonic, is your thing okay?" Asked Knuckles. He was concerned about Sonic since the morning incident on the magic school bus.

"It still burns, let me check!" Sonic said. In Sonic University, most characters like Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, etc. don't wear any clothes. They can do this because their genitals can be sucked into their bodies out of sight. This meant Sonic had to push like he was pooping, because he ate at Arby's, to pop his burning penis and two balls out.

"POP" Said Sonic's crotch. A penis and two balls shot out like a popping tube of cinnamon rolls. He leaned back really far in his chair and examined his penis. Sonic noticed that his once noncirmumcuised penis, was now circumised! The Salt burned all the acces skin off! Amy looked over and noticed.

"Wow Sonic! Your dick doesn't look like E.T. wearing a hoodie any more! It looks normal! Now my babies won't be aliens!" Amy said. She didn't like Sonic's old uncircumsized penis because she thought it produced scary, evil alien sperm. Sonic and Amy were not legit boy friend and girl friend yet. This means they like eachother, but have not sexed into each other due to Sonic's alien dick.

"Yo, Sonic! What's up with your beanie? Didn't it used to be white?" Said Espio.

"Yeah, it did Espio. What's wrong?" Sonic replied.

"It's red now!" Espio said. Sonic quickly ripped off his beanie which was red. Espio was not joking. Sonic then remembered slipping and cracking his head open while walking to the bus stop to go to Sonic University because it was his first day back from winter break! Everyone could see all the blood spraying out of Sonic's cut like that rusty water hose behind grandpa's barn that hasn't been used since 1986. "Damn! SONIC'S HEAD HAS BECOME A WOMAN!" Shouted Espio. Sonic was embarrassed. The whole class laughed at him. Even Ms. Sonic's Intro to Physical Science Teacher laughed.