Sonic University
Chapter 3
Band Class
Sonic knew a lot of people in his band class. He was also in the top band, The Sonic University Wind Symphony. Sonic played trumpet, and he was first chair because he was the best. Sonic's sister, Sonia, also played trumpet. She was second chair because she was not as good as Sonic. Sonic's little brother, Manic, was a percussionist who usually did the tympany. Knuckles was last chair trombone because he goofed off too much in band class by jacking off and throwing his trombone slide off and jacking off while throwing his trombone slide off! Knuckles used his sperm as his slide lubricant occasionally. Tails was first chair french horn, in fact he was the only french hornist because nobody likes that instrument. Mario played the alto saxophone. Sonic was jealous of Mario because Mario had better games and more money, but they were still friends. Luigi played tuba, Toad played trombone, Wario played tenor saxophone, and Waluigi played bari saxophone. Their band director, Mr. Finalist, was a musical genius. He made sure there were no flutes or clarinets in his band because he thought those instruments were annoying as fuck. They sounded like an autistic airplane running into a boat with diarrhea running into a train on its period. There were also no euphoniums because everyone wanted to play the trombone. A lot of loud talking, fat tummy, and fat mouthed girls played the euphonium, but Mr. Finalist made a good move by exterminating them. A very splendid idea, indeed! Mr. Finalist now says to never talk about the euphonium again. There were already enough trombones, but 72.7895431321% of the band was made up of fucking trumpets! That means every piece sounds shrill as fuck, like mommy telling her kids to clean out the oven while it is engaged.
"Why the fuck are those sluts here!" Sonic whispered to Sonia. Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, and Princess Rosalina all played trumpet in Sonic's band. They were all really bad, but if you are a sexy looking girl that plays trumpet, you are allowed in The Wind Symphony. They don't have to be good players. All three also wore skirts that they wore in middle school, so now in college they are really short. Sonic deep down liked this alot!
"EW! Those 3 bitches!" Said Sonia. "They're terrible! I've heard they don't even play trumpet, they just sit and hold it!" Sonia whispered.
Princess Peach then dropped her trumpet. "CLANK!" Her trumpet cried out. She then bent over to pick it up. Sonic thought her underwear was from middle school because it too was very short, he could even see through it since it was being stretched out so much!
"POP" Said Sonic's crotch. Sonic's boner raced across the band room, like a race car trying to win the piston cup without crashing and dying again, and his penis rammed right into Peach's vagina. His dick tore through her panties and stormed through her uterus like a handful of storm troopers trying to beat the good guys and stuff. Peach was currently pregnant, so there was a baby girl inside her tummy. Sonic's growing cock even went inside the fetus's undeveloped vagina! Luckily it was more tight that Peach's vagina.
"Oh! Ah!" Cried Peach out of pleasure. Sonic then unloaded his chunky expired milk semen into Peach, it was so much that her baby girl downed in it. She drowned like that one unsupervised retarded kid in the deep end of a crowded wave pool in the middle of July because he didn't wait an hour after eating a whole mushroom and pineapple pizza. The baby died. Sonic knew this because it went cold and wouldn't move anymore. Like a cheese stick that's been in the fridge for 7 months now. Sonic decided to keep this information to himself.
Peach pulled out all of Sonic's dick, which was still burning, and she slapped it because Sonic technically raped her. This was not a good move. Whenever someone is horny, any pain they receive is converted into pleasure. Slapping Sonic's dick resulted in it shooting off outside the school, taking Peach with it. "Sorry Mario." Sonic said.
"Ah, Mama Mia! It is okie dokie, Sonic. I understand. I wish My Peachie could understand something! She just doesn't care about me anymore. She's out having sex with Bowser, Donkey Kong, and that cunt, King Thwomp! She only made it to Sonic University because she showed all 483 pens on the Principal's desk up her gaping asshole! She isn't even smart! That stupid bitch only has a lot of coins that I earned from rescuing her ass!" Mario said. Sonic felt bad for Mario for once. He hopes that Amy would never treat him like that.
"Sorry to hear that Mario." Sonic said. Suddenly, his little brother came over.
"WHOA SONIC! I saw your massive penis go flying through the school like a hijacked airplane during September. I was just in the bathroom jacking off and your penis is running through every hallway in the school! It made a pitstop through the bathroom! AWESOME!" Manic said.
"Oh No!" Said Sonic. "Now everyone will see my penis!"
"Oh no they won't Sonic!" Said Sonia. "We will deerect it by beating it up!" Sonia said as she began punching and jumping on Sonic's mighty penis. Manic did not want to though because he is as straight as a submarine. Sonia was not helping sadly, her actions only made Sonic's dick grow. This is because whenever someone is horny, any pain they receive is converted into pleasure.
"W-w-w-wait…" Sonic warned. He watched Sonia jumping up and down on the bulging shaft of his penis, with his quivering veins running around the shaft like a giant spider web. She was sweating from all the work. Her boobs sloushed up and down on every jump. Sonic could hear all the milk inside splashing around. "She is my sister…" Sonic thought, but he was in love, and he had a plan for tonight, since Amy has book club with her friends. "Tonight." Thought Sonic as he watched Sonia. By now his dick had circled Earth 4 and a half times! It still burned, but his cut had stop spraying blood like a woman during that time of the month. Sonia was actually lesbian with Blaze the Cat. Nobody liked Blaze because she was a feminist, but Sonia was not a feminist, luckily, we need less feminists in this world. Sonic was going to sex tonight!