Sonic University
Chapter 5
Sonic's Second Bus Ride
"Your mom did wHAT!" Knuckles and Tails at the same time. They were all waiting for the magic school bus.
"My mom joined Amy, Sonia, and I in sexing each other like there was no tomorrow!" Said Sonic like a proud boy who saw his daddy's penis and knew that his was longer. "My Dad, Jules, has been dead for over a decade now due to prostate and testicular cancer. He didn't know how to jack off so all of the old sperm cells built up and made a tumor. This leads to my mom needing sex, so she arrived to Sonic's giant throbbing cock! I even released my slimey potato salad inside her!" Boasted Sonic. He did not say that his mom's vagina looked like a train making a face like this :0 and it smelled like old fruit salad.
"Wow!" Said Tails. "Not only did you almost sex inside Amy, but you did with two other people… AT THE SAME TIME!" Tails cried.
Knuckles saw a different point. "SHIT! Dude, I don't want prostate and testicular cancer! I need to fucking jack off more!" Knuckles cried.
"POP" Said Kunckles crotch. Knuckles was so worried, he began to jack off at the bus stop! When He cummed, his warm vanilla ice cream semen froze in mid air. The ice even traveled into Knuckles pee hole.
"OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! FUUUUUUUCK! Shit dude my pee pee fucking hurts like a dick!" Shouted Knuckles so loud the whole tri-state area could hear him.
"That's because it is a dick!" Giggled Tails.
"YOU LITTLE NERD ASS!" Said Knuckles. He began to blow air on his dick to get his semen to melt.
Sonic Unlocked™ his Sonic Phone X™ and he saw that Amy sent Sonic an Emoji™ from Sonic Insta Messenger™ that looked like this:
8========================================================================================D Love your monster truck of a dick ;) 3
"Hehe." Sonic chuckled. The magic school bus then came to a halt and the doors opened.
"SEATBELTS, EVERYONE!" Said Ms. Frizzle. Everyone cheered and boarded the magic school bus so they could go to Sonic University because today was everyone's second day back from winter break.
Sonic and Tails sat together again, today Knuckles sat in the aisle. "I like to cause trouble." Knuckles stated. He was such a bad little boy. He continued to try and melt his semen. The bus heater helped because it began to drip onto the magic school bus's floor. The bus could sense this and made a growling sound.
Ms. Frizzle closed the doors and began to drive similarly to how Sonic runs, but not as fast as Sonic, because he is the fastest. She turned on the radio which played a song that sounded like this.
Cruisin' on down Main Street,
You're relaxin', feeling good,
Next thing that you know you're seeing
(Whah-hooo!)
An octopus in the neighborhood!
Surfing on a sound wave,
Swinging through the stars,
Take a left at your intestine,
Take your second right past Mars!
On the Magic School Bus!
(Navigate a nostril!)
(Ah-choo!)
Climb on the Magic School Bus!
(Spank a plankton, too!)
(Take that!)
On the Magic School Bus!
(Raft a river of lava!)
On the Magic School Bus!
(Such a fine thing to do!)
(Whoooooaaaaa!)
So strap your bones right to the seat,
Come on in and don't be shy,
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a pie!
On the Magic School Bus!
(Step inside — it's a wild ride!)
Come on, ride on the Magic School Bus!
(BuBeep! BuBeep!)
Next thing you know, everyone is now at Sonic University. "See ya guys!" Sonic said. He went off to see Mrs. Arithmetic. Sonic was hoping she won't wear a bra again.
Sonic got to her class first, because he is the fastest. Mrs. Arithmetic was wearing a trench coat! Who the fuck wears a trench coat? "Aw man! FUCK! That's no good!" Thought Sonic. He wanted to see steaming boobies in algebra again.
"Sonic, I need to see you in my office… IMMEDIATELY!" Said Mrs. Arithmetic.
"Am-am I in trouble?" Sonic asked. Mrs. Arithmetic didn't reply. She dragged Sonic by the ear into an office she probably reserved to tell Sonic that he is a pervert and likes boobies. Sonic was nervous. She sat Sonic down in a chair and she sat at a desk.
"Assfuck! I'm in so much trouble!" Sonic thought. He was scared. Mrs. Arithmetic began to speak.
"Do you know why I brought you here, Sonic?" She said in a concerned and angry voice.
"Fuck!" Said Sonic. He knew he was in big trouble!