SONIC UNIVERSITY

by joshy suigtin

SONIC UNIVERSITY Contains many favorite characters like our buddies, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and a few other weird Sonic characters nobody else knows. They are all off to college, Sonic University, which is much more stressful, suspenseful, cashless, and love-packed challenge than their previous schools ever were! Will Sonic and friends make it through college, or will they die? :(

6. The Student-Teacher Conference

Sonic University

Chapter 6

The Student-Teacher Conference

"You are exactly correct, young man." Said Mrs. Arithmetic.

"Huh?" Questioned Sonic. He was surprised, like when you find out you were adopted because your old parents sold you for orange cream soda at bob evans. Mrs. Arithmetic finally dropped that stupid trench coat off, her body was as pretty as a girl without any clothes on. "Wow!" Said Sonic. Her body was more curvy than a rip current that pulls little kids out to sea to die. And her boobies were like the space shuttle because they were big and white and galactic.

Sonic did a final systems check before he launched his rocket missile of a dick into the Vagina Galaxy™. Sonic felt like Kim Jong Un launching all of his nuclear missiles into the United States, but all of the missiles were his sperm and the United States was his teachers vagina. Sonic finished his checklist. "5… 4… 3… 2… 1!" Said Sonic in a cool, yet slightly excited voice.

"POP" Said Sonic's crotch. "We have ignition!" Sonic's crotch said.

"Blast off!" Said Sonic. He ran at full speed, because Sonic is the fastest, right into Mrs. Arithmetics vagina. Her vagina looked like a banana that was sat on by Bill Clinton, and it smelled like dead fishies. Sonic didn't mind though. "Yeah! Sex!" He said.

"AAh! OoooOoh! Uh! Fuck!" Said Sonic's busty teacher. Sonic's dick was messing up all of Mrs. Arithmetic's internal organs. It was making a large mess, like that maid mommy hired off of craigslist that she never paid. Mrs. Arithmetic screamed with pleasure even louder because whenever someone is horny, any pain they receive is converted into pleasure. Sonic then jumped up and started smacking her boobs like he was playing Donkey Kong Jungle Beat and Mrs. Arithmetic's boobies were the bongos. She screamed even more, usually smacking boobies would hurt but whenever someone is horny, any pain they receive is converted into pleasure. Sonic even shoved his penis down her belly button, it went down farther than he expected and it made a weird hissing noise. "I love you Sonic!" She said.

"Finish her!" Sonic yelled. He rammed his ripped cock back into her banana vagina, picked her up with his dick, and pinned her against the wall with it. This knocked her glasses off, she was crying from the amount of pleasure she has received. She shook with sex energy, like a giant, human sized vibrator on Sonic's penis. Then, Sonic literally exploded. Semen was coming out of every hole on his teacher. Her ears, her nose, her eyes! Even her belly button, which made that scary hissing noise again. Sonic even took a stapler off the desk and stabled her clit. This provided an illegal amount of pleasure to Mrs. Arithmetic because whenever someone is horny, any pain they receive is converted into pleasure.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000000000ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…" Said the naked algebra teacher. She had so much pleasure, she died. Her semen covered eyes rolled into the back of her head, and she went cold and limp.

Sonic stared in amazement at his now dead teacher. "Time for round two he said!" Sonic got to work. He was like a construction man, and his penis was his tool, and his tool would be a jackhammer and Mrs. Arithmetic was concrete that needed to be broken down. Sonic stuck a yellow construction hat on his head. "Always have safe sex kids!" He said as if we were watching Sonic Sez. He even put a smaller yellow construction hat on the head of his dick that beat to the pulse of his heart, almost making the hat fall off. Then he rammed his protected penis into his dead teacher. Sonic also squeeze her thick legs together so his penis could be crushed. This sounds painful, but whenever someone is horny, any pain they receive is converted into pleasure. Sonic had to do all the sexing because he wanted it to feel good and that his teacher he was sexing was now dead. "Don't want this to expire!" Sonic stated as he drank all of Mrs. Arithemtics booby milk out till her breasts were as wrinkly and empty as old people's arms.

Sonic was finally done, and he was tired and sweaty and smelled gross like mommy after mowing the lawn for 7 minutes. He looked at the clock. "Lunch time! I has sexing my thot of a nalgebra teacher for 4 hours!?" Sonic cried.

Quickly he pulled in his genitals. "FFFFFFTT" Said Sonic's crotch, his penis and balls went into hibernation. He shoved Mrs. Arithmetic's cold, sperm oozing corpse into a closet next to their office. Sonic headed down to the lunch room where all his friends were eating lunch around lunch time.