SONIC UNIVERSITY

by joshy suigtin

SONIC UNIVERSITY Contains many favorite characters like our buddies, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and a few other weird Sonic characters nobody else knows. They are all off to college, Sonic University, which is much more stressful, suspenseful, cashless, and love-packed challenge than their previous schools ever were! Will Sonic and friends make it through college, or will they die? :(

9. Dr Sonic's Doctor

Sonic University

Chapter 9

Dr. Sonic's Doctor

Sonic made it to the Emergency Room, but they had him wait for a doctor. "Aw man! I don't wanna wait in the sick kid room!" Sonic cried. His head was acting like a woman, so that means he was a sick little boy. Nobody could get his head to stop spraying blood, it was still going on right now. They did give him a bucket, but it was almost full! Sonic was also running out of blood, he began to feel sleepy. "Oh no!" Sonic cried. His penis began to burn again. "Maybe I'll tell the doctor about this too!" Sonic said.

"Sonic The Hedgehog!" Said the front desk. A Nurse then took him back for his emergency appointment.

"Your mother is on her way to see you, sweetie." The Nurse said. Sonic thought about sexing her, but she was too old. "First we will need your weight." The Nurse said.

"No problem!" Sonic spoke. He ran onto the scale, because Sonic was the fastest.

"124 pounds!" The Nurse in surprise. "Last year you were 77 pounds! You need to lay off the chili dogs Mr. Hedgehog!" The Nurse laughed.

"FUCK!" Sonic thought. He was becoming a fatass, like EggMan.

"Now for your height." The Nurse said. "3.28 feet, or 100 centimeters. You have not grown in a while, Sonic!" Said the nurse. Sonic didn't care though. He had an average height for his kind, but was much smaller than most humans. "Now for your blood pressure." She said. The machine began to squeeze Sonic, as if the machine was Sonic and his arm was Amy's boobies. "Your blood pressure is 40/20!" She gasped. It was dangerously low. "But your head won't stop bleeding, never mind." The Nurse said.

The Nurse then left Sonic in the room and waited for his doctor. "I'm bored and this doctor is taking forever. Maybe I can jack off." Sonic thought.

"POP" Said Sonic's crotch.

"Knock knock!" Said the door.

"FUCK! SHIT!" Cried Sonic has he tried to put his burning cock back inside of him. The doctor was in!

"FFFFF" Said Sonic's crotch. "FFFFF" Said his crotch again. His dick and balls were still visible!

"It's not going in!" Sonic yelped. The doctor began to unlock the door. Quickly Sonic tried to put his genitals away manually by stuffing them back in his crotch with his hands. Sonic then punched himself in the balls by accident due to his erratic movements. "OOOOWWWW FUCKING TESTES LITTLE BITCH!" Cried Sonic. Getting hit in the balls is scientifically proven to hurt more than giving birth. A man's balls are where the pee is stored. This leaves Sonic with tummy pain, nausea, and needing to use the potty. "REEEEEEE!" Sonic screamed out as his doctor walked in, seeing a blue hedgehog that was overweight, stuffing his penis away and screaming like a moped with a chronic seizure. The doctor then saw the large fountain of blood coming out of Sonic's head vagina and widened her eyes even more till they could fall out!

The doctor was a brown indian woman that stuttered at the sight of Sonic's fire cock and blood issue when she walked in. "H-hello-OH MY BUDDHA-I am doctor, Sonic. Dr. Sonic's Doctor." Said Dr. Sonic's Doctor. "What are here for today?" Dr. Sonic's Doctor asked even though she saw all the blood coming off on Sonic's head, which now identified as a 13 year old girl.

"MY HEAD VAGINA AND BURNING PEE PEE!" Cried Sonic. Dr. Sonic's Doctor got right to work, she knocked Sonic out with a large prescription bottle. While Sonic was out cold, she stitched up his head vagina and gave him some of Ronald Reagan's blood that he donated 23 years ago. She then woke up Sonic.

"Your head now fix, Sonic." Said Dr. Sonic's Doctor. "Now, what the deal with penis? You said it burning?" Dr. Sonic's Doctor asked.

"IT BURNS!" Sonic cried as if he were Ganon in The Legend of Zelda: Link the Faces of Evil on the CDI.

"Let run some tests." Said Dr. Sonic's Doctor in her indian accent that was so strong, Sonic could hear all the spices and curry. Dr. Sonic's Doctor then began to hold Sonic's beating dick in her ice cold hands. She tried to get a firm grasp on it because Sonic's pulse kept knocking and bouncing his penis out of her hands.

"Aaahhh!" Said Sonic. Her cold gloves felt great on his fire breathing cock, especially when she firmly grasped it! Dr. Sonic's Doctor then cupped his balls in her other ice cold hand. "OoOoOoOoOoOoOo…" Cried Sonic. It was so relaxing. Dr. Sonic's Doctor then got up close and examined his fire red tip and urethra. All of a sudden the red became white because Sonic ejacualted onto Dr. Sonic's Doctor's face!

"MMMPH!" Dr. Sonic's Doctor cried. She was Indian, that means she doesn't like sex! Unless she and her partner are covered in cow manure. This was definitely a bad move on Sonic since there was no cow manure in the room. A bad move similarly to microwaving an egg covered in tin foil for breakfast during a wednesday afternoon.

"OoOoOoOh NoOoOo!" Cried Sonic. He had not felt so relieved since his penis began to burn, most likely due to Knuckles throwing ice melting salt onto it. He did feel bad for covering the doctor in his spicy hot semen, with every individual sperm cell breaking a sweat from the burning. Dr. Sonic's Doctor then looked up at Sonic with angry eyes that looked like this :(