SONIC UNIVERSITY

by joshy suigtin

SONIC UNIVERSITY Contains many favorite characters like our buddies, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and a few other weird Sonic characters nobody else knows. They are all off to college, Sonic University, which is much more stressful, suspenseful, cashless, and love-packed challenge than their previous schools ever were! Will Sonic and friends make it through college, or will they die? :(

12. Tails's Achievement

Sonic University

Chapter 12

Tails's Achievement

"Tails was still in shock that he was utilizing a female body?" YES. I earned the bobs and vagena! "Said Tails." Let's see what kind of fun I can have…"Tails was as hyped for booby time as a 6.5 year old getting skin burns at run jump in play!"

On the other side of St. New Sonic York Land™, the hometown of Sonic University, Vanilla the Rabbit was uterusly depressed after she got her idea of having some fun. "Well, since I am now inside the body of a jewish fox, guess I'll use his massive cock to jack off!" Said Vanilla the Rabbit, Cream's mommie. She then reached into Tails's crotch and out rolled a child sized penis cut in half! "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SNAKE DOING IN TAILS'S!" Vanilla the Rabbit, Cream's mommie cried. She now figured out she was inside Cream's jewish boyfriend's body. "Oh my Robtokoink!" Vanilla the Rabbit, Cream's mom said. She was upset over Tails's discount 50% clearance sized dick. His dick was was at JCPenny where everything is double priced and then 50% off so you still pay full price.

Two bad for Vanilla the Rabbit, Cream's mommie, because on the other side of St. New Sonic York Land™, the hometown of Sonic University, Tails was cutting his new lady chest open with the local kitchen nife because whenever someone is horny, any pain they earn is converted in to pleasure. Tails was as cool as a cucumber that you gave the aux cord to and it started to play the bass boosted version of jellyfish jam. "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…" Gasped Tails as Vanilla's long intestine fell out of her open chest. Tails was now feeling so much pleasure, that angry Jewish God looked down on Tails with angry Jewish eyes and an angry jewish mouth.

"GOUSH BITE COMP CHEW GPODFIJGOIHNFGNBJG JHNT CHOMP SHLURP BURP!" Said Tails's stomach. He just finished eating Vanilla's digestive system. This means whenever Tails's eats something again, the piece of food will not be digested, but will not fall out of his new woman butthole. The food will instead be converted into semen. This will allow Tails to eat a lot of food to build up on semen. He can be as full of semen as a Sonic berry toaster strudel™.

On the other side of St. New Sonic York Land™, Vanilla the Rabbit, Cream's mommie cried about Tail's small wee wee like a 9 year old girl that got the wrong colored Sonic Phone X™. "Why is it so micro?!" Cried Vanilla. She could also feel all the pain from her old body when Tails cut her bouncy treasure chest open and ate her food breaker downer system emergency red spy in the base! "I WANT IT DUPLO LIKE THE GIANT KIDDIE LEGOS!" Vanilla bitched like mommy when she finds out that her coupon for a Magic UltraSonic Pussy Vibrator™ was expired, so she can't get it anymore because her credit score is super low from taking out a loan at the Sonic 1st National Hedgehog Bank™ when she wanted a Super Cool Rad Hot Spicy Tasty New Used New Used New Radical Sonic Tails and Knuckles New Used New and Knuckles Sonic Microwave™ to cook her Sonic™ flavored hot cheetos and gusher fruit snacks.

Author's Note: You might find these analogies to be so long, that when the text says like, or as, you know the shit has hit the fan. In my opinion, YOUR WONRG! The analogies are like the shit hitting the heater system in Hotel Sonic™ so now the shit is in everyone's room, it even got into the pool, kitchen, and laundry room! SEA! LOOK AT WHAT YOUVE DONE! So remember to not do a drug and make like a tree, and die in a California Forest Fire! Keep on fucking reading! ;)