Sonic University

Chapter 13

Feminist Alert!

SHIT! SHIT! BUTTFUCK!" Screamed Sonic, like a little baby girl that started her blood cycle 7 years early! Blaze, a feminist, the Cat parked her purple Chevy Sonic™ next to Sonic and his mom, Mrs. Aleena.

Blaze opened her fat mouth once more. "I know what you did to my Sonia!" Barked Blaze. She is a cat, but feminists bark, so being a feminist pretty much overrules the fact that you are a purple cat. Sonic was now scared for his life! "I'm going to call the police!" Barked Blaze, a feminist, the Cat.

"Like they'll believe you!" Laughed Sonic. While this scene was going on, Sonic's mom, Mrs. Aleena, was ordering Sonic 4.25 chili dogs, curly gravy fries, a roast beef with cheddar and Arby sauce, and a Cherry Limeade. She ordered herself a salad because she is afraid of getting fat for a husband who died of prostate and testicular cancer a long time ago.

Blaze, a feminist, the Cat had an ace up her very, very short sleeve. "I'm gonna tell the cops that you raped me!" Barked Blaze. She got him there.

Now Sonic was scared. "Damn! That little bitch that isn't a female dog, but a cat pussy feminist!" Shouted Sonic. His mom, Mrs. Aleena, was still ordering Sonic his 4.25 chili dogs, curly gravy fries, a roast beef with cheddar and Arby sauce, and a Cherry Limeade. She ordered herself a salad because she is afraid of getting fat for a husband who died of prostate and testicular cancer a long time ago.

"Man! I'm gonna get my little blue ass handed to me!" Said Sonic. He knew that the police would believe her if she said that he raped her. Apparently only men can rape women, but Sonic has seen some weird things that prove this wrong. Sadly, the police department of St. New Sonic York Land™ only believed that men rape the woman.

"NOW GET YOUR SPIKY POISTER OUT HERE, NOW!" Barked Blaze, a feminist, the Cat in a voice with a nasty feminist accent in it. It was so strong Sonic could smell it! She climbed out of her purple Chevy Sonic™ and waited on Sonic. Sonic knew he was done for. He either was gonna be spat on by a purple pussy, or that purple pussy was gonna treport him for rape.

"S-shit!" Squeaked Sonic like a mouse that got butt implants that later blew up due to being raped by it's local priest after it went to 6 o'clock Sunday mass. Sonic looked over at his mom, Mrs. Aleena, but she was still ordering his 4.25 chili dogs, curly gravy fries, a roast beef with cheddar and Arby sauce, and a Cherry Limeade. She ordered herself a salad because she is afraid of getting fat for a husband who died of prostate and testicular cancer a long time ago. "She was taking her fucking time alright!" Thought Sonic. Then he looked over at Blaze, a feminist, the Cat in the hat. She began to take out her Sonicberry 9720™ phone out of her very tight, white yoga pants with "PUSSY LIVES MATTER" across the bulging ass. They were so tight you could see the outline of Blaze's, a feminist's, the Cat's in the hat's tight underwears! This gave Sonic an idea!

"Get your ass out here boy!" Barked Blaze. She began to press on the keyboard of her Sonicberry™ that took up half the phone! Her huge as a horse's thighs shook as she swayed back and forth, waiting for her "rapist" to exit his mom's automobile.

Sonic swallowed, and tired not to laugh. "NO!" Scream-laughed Sonic, the hedgehog!

Blaze got mad. Oh no. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" Blaze barked. She was so mad, her period came early and only made her more mad! "Get your ass out here!" She barked.

Sonic then laughed again! "NO! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!" Laughed Sonic as he leaped out of his mom's. Mrs. Aleena's, blue Chevy Sonic™ and he ran at the surprised purple pussy at his Sonic Speed! Blaze didn't have any time to scream as Sonic spin dashed right into her swimsuit area!

"POP" Said Sonic's crotch as he spin dashed through Balze's dumb thicc yoga pants. His lava dick, now with assburgers, flopped around because he was still spinning dashing. He ripped through her elastic garbage bag of pants and shoved his vagina melting dick into her very tight, never used purple pussy!

"AAAmmmmmph!" Barked Blaze because Sonic covered her mouth with his white-gloved hand, while his other white-gloved hand went really far up her butthole. Sonic knew that if he raped Blaze, she would get dangerous evil monster asperger babyies or she will die, like that goldfish you had as a kid, but you ate it because your parents never fed you and you thought it was the snack that smiles back GOLDFISH! "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpbbbt" Blaze cried as her body shut down, like she had a computer virus, from too much pleasure for a retarded purple pussy feminist.

"Oh yeah!" Said Sonic in a Morgan Freeman voice as he inserted his two balls up Blaze's vagani. He then pulled his now brown-and-slightly-red-gloved hand out of Blaze's juicy as a nArby's roast beast with cheesy sausage of a butt! "Ew…" Sonic grumbled like he was a 12 year old watching Minecraft sex that was pretending not to like it but really did like it but the mommy and daddy were now disappointed. Blaze was not waking up any time soon! Sonic then looked over at his mom, Mrs. Aleena. "Hay M0M, MRS. AL33NA!" Yelled Sonic, but hs mom, Mrs. Aleena, was still ordering Sonic's fatass 4.25 chili dogs, curly gravy fries, a roast beef with cheddar and Arby sauce, and a Cherry Limeade. She ordered herself a salad because she is afraid of getting fat for a husband who died of prostate and testicular cancer a long time ago. Sonic began to tear up since his mom, Mrs. Aleeena, wasn't watching him sex a purple puffy pussy! Since Sonic was now crying it was not rape, since they were both crying, and Sonic wouldn't go to jail!. He had won, like a football team that ended the game with the highest score.