Sonic University
Chapter 14
Tanilla and Vails
Arthur's Note: Hi in a subtle way in a basically major way. I'm Arthur Reed, which generally particularly is quite significant, so i'm Arthur Reed, which generally really is quite significant, kind of contrary to popular belief. I'm from Elwood City, or so they basically basically thought in a subtle way. I just mostly really want to for all intents and purposes generally clarify the confusion over Tanilla and Vails, definitely pretty contrary to popular belief, which really is quite significant. The very basically original Tails and Vanilla particularly specifically have swapped their bodys, so i'm Arthur Reed in a subtle way, actually contrary to popular belief. To mostly basically make the story fairly definitely much for all intents and purposes for all intents and purposes more generally for all intents and purposes easy macincheezy, Tails in Vanilla's body really for the most part is now named Tanilla, really really contrary to popular belief, very further showing how i'm from Elwood City, or so they basically literally thought in a actually big way. Vanilla in Tails's hebrew anti-anti-semetic body for the most part kind of is now Vails, demonstrating that i just definitely particularly want to mostly specifically clarify the confusion over Tanilla and Vails, or so they really thought, demonstrating how i'm Arthur Reed, which generally actually is quite significant, so i'm Arthur Reed, which generally really is quite significant, which really is quite significant.
Tanilla was super judasticly excited to be in a family-jumb-O-jet sized woman body! "Whoa!" Quivered Vails. "Let's see what I can do to you." Chuckled Tanilla, who was basically Tails in Vanilla's body. He/she had already gotten rid of Vanilla's digestive system. Tanilla needed more! He/she pried open his/her new vagina with a blender he/she found in Vanilla's kitchen/kidney. "Here wwe go!" Screamed Tanilla! Just a friendly reminder that all the pain Tanilla does do his/her new funky body, Vails will feel every cup of pain On the other side of St. New Sonic York Land™, the hometown of Sonic University.
On the other side of St. New Sonic York Land™, the hometown of Sonic University, Vails was dying.
On the other side of St. New Sonic York Land™, the hometown of Sonic University, Tanilla turned on the blender.
On the other side of St. New Sonic York Land™, the hometown of Sonic University, Vails had to go to Sonic University. She/he tried to sleep all all night, but blender-in-her-his-stomach-pain kept her/him up all night. She/he just herd Tail's gay jewish Fanboy and Chum Chum and Sanjay and Craig crossover alarm cock. This is what the alarm cock said:
[melodic whistling]
Lookin' for a pet one day,
The Mae Shi: WOOOAAAHHHH!
Sanjay found a talking snake,
Here we go, cause we're Fanboy & Chum Chum!
And the perfect match was made,
A little cuckoo, Fanboy & Chum Chum
Jumpin' in his arms to say -
We're amazing, totally crazy
Craig: Dude!
Fanboy, Chum Chum, come on, everybody, sing!
Sanjay: What's up!
We're gonna scream at the top of our lungs!
Sanjay and Craig!
We're gonna fly and have some fun!
The stuff they get to is insane!
We don't care, if you stare, I mean, look at our underwear!
Sanjay and Craig!
BRAAAAAIIIIIN FREEEEEEEZZZE! Ooooooooh...BRAIN FREEZE!
They're in the Best Friends Hall of Fame!
Buh-buh-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, Buh-buh-ba-ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba
Blah blah, blah blah, buh-buh-ba-ba-ba-ba-blah!
Sanjay and Craig!
So come and scream at the top of your lungs!
There is no Best Friends Hall of Fame!
Come and fly and have some fun!
They made it up!
Buh-buh-blah, buh-buh-blah, buh, blah, blah, Fanboy & Chum Chum!
Sanjay: Aah...yes!
Chum Chum: Ohhhhhh!
Fanboy: That's nice!
Vails now had to go to Sonic University because the real Tails took some dumb classes. Since she/he was inn Tails's jewfish body, she/he had to go to his classes or else the the police department of St. New Sonic York Land™ would get him/her and she/he will die from leukemia. She/he got up and walked to the bus stop to take the magic school bus to Sonic University. She/he ran into Sonic and Knuckles, they didn't know about Tails and her switching bodies. Vails had to act like a jewish Tails!
"Hey boys!" Said Tanilla. She sounded like a little pervert fox with jewish leukemia. Sonic and Knuckles frowned.
"What the fuck Tails!?" said Knuckles. "You sound soooooo gay!" Knuckles yelled.
Sonic laughed. "Tails, you little gay jewish hebrew small broken gay antiantisemetic homosexual gay yellow pissy fox pervert young little jew boy!" Laughed Sonic in a ploopy voice like a 6 month old douchebag filled with Diet Dr. Kelp. Vails was scared that they would find out about her new body, but luckily the magic school bus came.
"SEATBELTS, EVERYONE!" Said Ms. Frizzle. Everyone cheered and boarded the magic school bus so they could go to Sonic University because today was everyone's third day back from winter break.
Sonic and Tails sat together again, today Knuckles sat in the aisle. "I like to cause trouble." Knuckles stated. He was such a bad little boy. Vails got nervous since she/he was pushed up against the cold window and Sonic's bulging muscular blue arm and leg which was warm and cozy like sleeping in a fireplace with a fire and the sun and its little brother which is a volcano. The bus could sense this and made a rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr sound.
Ms. Frizzle closed the doors and began to drive similarly to how Sonic runs, but not as fast as Sonic, because he is the fastest. She turned on the radio which played a song that sounded like this.
Cruisin' on down Main Street,
You're relaxin', feeling good,
Next thing that you know you're seeing
(Whah-hooo!)
An octopus in the neighborhood!
Surfing on a sound wave,
Swinging through the stars,
Take a left at your intestine,
Take your second right past Mars!
On the Magic School Bus!
(Navigate a nostril!)
(Ah-choo!)
Climb on the Magic School Bus!
(Spank a plankton, too!)
(Take that!)
On the Magic School Bus!
(Raft a river of lava!)
On the Magic School Bus!
(Such a fine thing to do!)
(Whoooooaaaaa!)
So strap your bones right to the seat,
Come on in and don't be shy,
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a pie!
On the Magic School Bus!
(Step inside — it's a wild ride!)
Come on, ride on the Magic School Bus!
(BuBeep! BuBeep!)