SONIC UNIVERSITY

by joshy suigtin

SONIC UNIVERSITY Contains many favorite characters like our buddies, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and a few other weird Sonic characters nobody else knows. They are all off to college, Sonic University, which is much more stressful, suspenseful, cashless, and love-packed challenge than their previous schools ever were! Will Sonic and friends make it through college, or will they die? :(

15. Mr Student Teacher Sonic

Sonic University

Chapter 15

Mr. Student Teacher Sonic

Arthur's Note: Hi! I am the Arthur Reed! I'm from Elwood City, zip code 12345! My breast friend, Buster, likes to write gumball fanfictions. My sister DW also writes johnny test fanfictions, but she uses them for her english class at Lakewood Elementary School. Well, now onto the real very real story. Since Mrs. Arithmetic died, Sonic is now the student teacher of his algebra class!

"ARTHUR! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE MONKEY GLASSES 4 EYES BOY!" Sonic said. He was now the student teacher of his algebra class since his teacher died from his ripped penis.

"... PBSKIDS/arthur/games/elwoodcity/elwoodcity. html …" Screamed Arthur! Sonic began to read through the attendance of his brown and yellow mathematics class at Sonic University.

"ASAKHSFJKSYTRUI KUTIGHIODSHF!?" Said Sonic. He was bad at brown and yellow people names because their parents drop a knife down the stairs and name their offspring after the sound it make. A brown kid with glasses looked up at Sonic with angry soccer mom shopping eyes.

"IT'S PRONOUNCED ARTHUR REED!" Screamed Arthur Reed. "ARTHUR FUCKING REED YOU SLOW IDIOT!" Cried Arthur as he reached into his desk, and pulled out a… a… gun… just kidding, he pulled out a FUCKING 1945 NUCLEAR WARHEAD! It was supposed to be use don Japan, but Arthur, the little monkey bitch, planned to use it on a school!

"NOBODY CALLS ME SLOW!" Screamed Sonic, but then he saw the FUCKING 1945 NUCLEAR WARHEAD! It was supposed to be use don Japan, but Arthur, the little monkey bitch, planned to use it on a school! "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh" Said Sonic like a shy virgin white boy that has to work with a white girl in a school project.

"Im gonna blow this place like my bitch of a sister if you don't shut up and do your job!" Said Arthur Reed, from Arthur land. Sonic then continued to read the attendance as Arthur put the FUCKING 1945 NUCLEAR WARHEAD, that was supposed to be use don Japan, but Arthur, the little monkey bitch, planned to use it on a school, back in his desk.

"Okie." Said Sonic. "KESUHIFHPEG PBBBBBBBBT!" Said Sonic. He was bad at brown and yellow people names because their parents drop a knife down the stairs and name their offspring after the sound it make. A brown kid with glasses looked up at Sonic with angry soccer mom shopping eyes.

"IT'S PRONOUNCED ARTHUR REED!" Screamed Arthur Reed. "ARTHUR FUCKING REED YOU SLOW IDIOT!" Cried Arthur as he reached into his desk, and pulled out a… a… gun… just kidding, he pulled out a FUCKING 1945 NUCLEAR WARHEAD! It was supposed to be use don Japan, but Arthur, the little monkey bitch, planned to use it on a school!

"NOBODY CALLS ME SLOW!" Screamed Sonic, but then he saw the FUCKING 1945 NUCLEAR WARHEAD! It was supposed to be use don Japan, but Arthur, the little monkey bitch, planned to use it on a school! "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh" Said Sonic like a shy virgin white boy that has to work with a white girl in a school project.

"Im gonna blow this place like my bitch of a sister if you don't shut up and do your job!" Said Arthur Reed, from Arthur land. Sonic then continued to read the attendance as Arthur put the FUCKING 1945 NUCLEAR WARHEAD, that was supposed to be use don Japan, but Arthur, the little monkey bitch, planned to use it on a school, back in his desk.

"Okie." Said Sonic. "! !$#$#%&%$ & -/*+-*+*/+!" Said Sonic like an old router connecting to AOL. He was bad at brown and yellow people names because their parents drop a knife down the stairs and name their offspring after the sound it make. A brown kid with glasses looked up at Sonic with angry soccer mom shopping eyes.

"IT'S PRONOUNCED ARTHUR REED!" Screamed Arthur Reed. "ARTHUR FUCKING REED YOU SLOW IDIOT!" Cried Arthur as he reached into his desk, and pulled out a… a… gun… just kidding, he pulled out a FUCKING 1945 NUCLEAR WARHEAD! It was supposed to be use don Japan, but Arthur, the little monkey bitch, planned to use it on a school!

"NOBODY CALLS ME SLOW!" Screamed Sonic, but then he saw the FUCKING 1945 NUCLEAR WARHEAD! It was supposed to be use don Japan, but Arthur, the little monkey bitch, planned to use it on a school! "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh" Said Sonic like a shy virgin white boy that has to work with a white girl in a school project.

"Im gonna blow this place like my bitch of a sister if you don't shut up and do your job!" Said Arthur Reed, from Arthur land. Sonic then continued to read the attendance as Arthur put the FUCKING 1945 NUCLEAR WARHEAD, that was supposed to be use don Japan, but Arthur, the little monkey bitch, planned to use it on a school, back in his desk.

"Okie." Said Sonic. "Fuck me!" Sonic just realized that Arthur was the only kid in hs class!

Chapter 16

"OH NO YOU DONT!" Arthur screamed. "WERE NOT FUCKING DONE YET!" He yelled as he detonated his FUCKING NUCLEAR WARHEAD FROM 1945!