SONIC UNIVERSITY

by joshy suigtin

SONIC UNIVERSITY Contains many favorite characters like our buddies, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and a few other weird Sonic characters nobody else knows. They are all off to college, Sonic University, which is much more stressful, suspenseful, cashless, and love-packed challenge than their previous schools ever were! Will Sonic and friends make it through college, or will they die? :(

16. Recap

Sonic University

Chapter 16

Recap

Just a little recap of what has happened before the bomb went off at Sonic University:

Sonic University:

A Recap

Chapter 1

Sonic's Bus Ride

"whoOOOOOOAAAAAAA!" Sonic said as he slipped on a patch of black ice. He was walking to the bus stop because today was his first day back to Sonic University after his winter break.

"CRACK! GOHUIOUSIHG!" Said Sonic's skull. Sonic had just slipped on black ice when he was walking to the bus stop because today was his first day back to school. His slip caused him to land on his noggin, now it is split open and making all the snow red, which was not good.

"OW! FUCKNUGGETS!" Said Sonic. He touched the top of his head and his fingers felt something wet. He lowered his hand to find that his white glove was now covered in red blood, from Sonic's head, because he slipped on black ice, when walking to the bus stop. "Shit! Shit!" Said Sonic, but he tried to forget about it. He put on his white beanie to cover it up. "Hey look! It's Knuckles and Tails." Said Sonic, he ran to catch up with them at the bus stop. Sonic beat his friends there because Sonic is the fastest. "Hey guys! What's happening?" Sonic said to his friends, who were at the bus stop to go to Sonic University, because it was their first day back to school after winter break too.

"It is cold!" Said Tails. "The National Weather Service said today would be the coldest day of the year!" Tails stated while twirling his tails with excitement like a fat orange cat looking at all the leftover lasagna it can eat.

"Um, cool?" Said Knuckles. The weather was cold, but the new year has only been going on for a few days now, so the coldest day of the year didn't seem that significant to him. "Hey Sonic! For Christmas I got a new red razor ripstik!" Knuckles said excitedly like a 12 year old who got an xbox 360 for his bat mitzvah with the only game that came with it being kinect adventures.

"That's pretty cool, Knuckles!" Sonic said. "I got a pack of Sonic Berry Flavored Capri Suns™!"

"Holy shit! No way dude!" Shouted Kunckles. Knuckles then picked up a pile of salt that melts ice off the sidewalk. "I'm gonna burn myself to make my hands stronger!" Knuckles said. Tails opened his mouth and almost started to vibrate his vocal chords to protest, but the ground beneath them began to tremble. No, it was not EggMan, but it was the magic school bus, which took everyone who couldn't afford a $500.00 parking pass to Sonic University every day to school. The magical yellow transport vehicle tried to stop, but the black ice Sonic slipped on when he was going to the bus stop to go to Sonic University on his first day back from winter break made the bus do a full 180 degree turn around. The doors opened with hot steam pouring out because the heater was on inside.

"SEATBELTS, EVERYONE!" The bus driver shouted. Ms. Frizzle was everyone's favorite Sonic University bus driver. Normal buses didn't have seatbelts because they don't care that much, but this is the fucking magic schoolbus, so it did have seabelts.

"Yayayayayayayayayayayayyaayyaayyaay!" Everyone said at the same time because Ms. Frizzle was so rad. Everyone stumbled onto the magic school bus and sat down. Sonic and Tails sat together. The magic school bus was shorter than a normal school bus, leading to Knuckles not finding a seat, so he sat on top of Sonic's lap. Ms. Frizzle closed the doors and began to drive similarly to how Sonic runs, but not as fast as Sonic, because he is the fastest. She turned on the radio which played a song that sounded like this.

Cruisin' on down Main Street,

You're relaxin', feeling good,

Next thing that you know you're seeing

(Whah-hooo!)

An octopus in the neighborhood!

Surfing on a sound wave,

Swinging through the stars,

Take a left at your intestine,

Take your second right past Mars!

On the Magic School Bus!

(Navigate a nostril!)

(Ah-choo!)

Climb on the Magic School Bus!

(Spank a plankton, too!)

(Take that!)

On the Magic School Bus!

(Raft a river of lava!)

On the Magic School Bus!

(Such a fine thing to do!)

(Whoooooaaaaa!)

So strap your bones right to the seat,

Come on in and don't be shy,

Just to make your day complete,

You might get baked into a pie!

On the Magic School Bus!

(Step inside — it's a wild ride!)

Come on, ride on the Magic School Bus!

(BuBeep! BuBeep!)

Sonic was enjoying his bus ride, maybe enjoying it a little too much. His penis had stiffened due to Knuckles sitting on his lap. Sonic was embarrassed and didn't want Knuckles to notice, so he held down his pee pee with both of his legs. Sonic's whole body was cold from the weather, yet Knuckles butt was toasty warm to Sonic's pelvis. Knuckles probably farted. Sonic couldn't handle it anymore, his penis grew too strong and shot up into Knuckles butthole. It even went inside him a little bit. It was like a german shepherd dog sniffing out its dentist stick treat, and when it found it, it thrusted it down its throat, choking itself a little bit, then it gobbled it all up and licked the ground form crumbs. "wHAT tHE fUuUuUuUuCk!" Said Knuckles, he turned around and punched the head of Sonic's blue, almighty cock. Knuckles forgot that he was still holding the ice melting salt in his hands, punching Sonic's supreme penis lead to Knuckles spraying burning salt onto Sonic's singular eyeball with two pupils and the salt also landed on the breathing head of Sonic's heaving penis.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA" Cried Sonic. He started to frantically rub his eyes like a baby who was not dropped, but thrown in the air and hit by the ceiling fan because he flushed daddy's $5.99 clearance Timex watch down the potty during one of daddy's business calls. "OoOoOoOoOoOoOooooo" Sighed Sonic. His eyes were now bloodshot as if Sonic did a drug, but his eyes did not hurt any more. Butt, his once sturdy manhood was now burning, and the tip was on fire like a weird Chinese birthday cake candle from a gas station that explodes when lit for too long.

"O SHIT NIPS!" Cried Knuckles. He began helping Sonic by blowing out the blazing fire which was on the tip of Sonic's still excited penis. Knuckles also flailed his hands, which was okay now because all the burning salt landed on Sonic before. Flailing his hands helped put the fire out, but he accidentally bumped Sonic's penis, which caused it to grow 3 more inches! It was also now as wide as a can of Bronze & Copper spray paint from Home Depo. Everyone on the magic school bus laughed at Sonic, while a few held their panties in place.

Chapter 2

Red Beanie

Sonic and friends hopped off the magic school bus. Sonic quickly stuck his dick in the snow to put the fire out. It made a screamy noise in the snow. They watched the bus fly away and saw it take a left at mars. "Man, I wanna be a bus driver one day!" Said Knuckles. Every semester he seemed to change his major. He's been from business, to engineering, to hair cutting, and many more. Don't even get me started on his minors.

"Gotta go to my classes! See you guys later!" Called Tails. Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails all walked off to their first classes. Sonic looked at his new order off classes for the new semester, because today was his first day back to Sonic University after winter break. His schedule looked like this:

Bell 1: Algebra 1B.

Bell 2: Spanish -2B.

Bell 3: Intro to Physical Science.

Bell 4: English 3.25B.

Bell 5: Band.

Bell 6: Computer Aided Design.

Bell 7: AP Geometry.

Bell 8 (After School): Athletic Outdoor Ensemble (Marching Band).

"Yeah! Cool!" Sonic said because he was hyped for his new classes like a toddler who was hyped to watch a season finale of PAW Patrol at 6 o'clock in the morning instead of going to daycare at the local community center while mommy was out seeing other men that were larger than daddy physically and financially. Sonic was very smart, not as smart as Tails, but close. Tails was his friend so Sonic let him win at something for once. Not to worry because Sonic is the fastest, so he was the first student to arrive at his first class, Algebra 1B. "Hey, teach!" Sonic said as he slammed a Blue Sonic Apple™ with one large bite already taken out of it on his teacher's desk. Crushing the fruit a little. He saw her name tag and it said, Mrs. Arithmetic.

"Why hello, Sonic! I am so happy to see you!" Said Mrs. Arithmetic. She seemed to be in her mid 20's and was full of energy. She had long brown hair, which was up in a bun, and she wore glasses and a black, tight jacket, and a plaid, short skirt.

"Hiya!" Sonic said back. He couldn't help but notice her above average boobies. They looked so comfy and warm, steam was even rising off of them from all the heat they were giving off. She wasn't even wearing a bra, so when ever she took in a breath her boobies jiggled. Sonic liked this class already! "I hope she didn't see me staring at her!" Sonic thought to himself. Sonic began to notice many young children in his college level class. They all looked the same. Then Sonic remembered that in the modern world little brown and yellow kids take super smart classes so they could take all the normal people jobs. They couldn't speak english very well, but Sonic knew they were very smart. Not as smart as him or Tails though.

"Good morning, class! I am your Algebra 1B teacher, Mrs. Arithmetic!" She said as she used her arms to pop her tits out to make them look bigger. All of a sudden Sonic began to laugh. "Sonic, what's so funny? Would you like to share it with the class?" The teacher said.

Sonic snickered. "S-sure!" Sonic laughed. The whole brown and yellow class stared at him through their tiny little eyes. Sonic then told the class what made him laugh. "A-al-algeBRA!" Sonic shouted. The class groaned and rolled their eyes, but Mrs. Arithmetic blushed. Her adrenaline raised which made her nipples go hard. Since she wasn't wearing a bra, everyone could see her nipples poking out like Sonic's growing boner! She in fact did notice Sonic staring at her braless rack. Oddly she did not yell at Sonic, but told the class to quiet down while covering her nipples with her arm. Sonic's fat boner then fell flat to the ground with a thud. It sounded like slapping your grandma's face with salmon because she didn't buy you a nintendo wii for your half birthday. The fun was over, eventually Sonic left for his second class, Spanish.

Sonic ran the fastest to Spanish class, because Sonic is the fastest. He almost ran into his teacher who greeted Sonic. "¡Hola, me llamo Sr. maestro de español de Sonic!" The middle aged, hispanic man said.

"Uh, hi. Yo soy Sonic." Stuttered Sonic. Sonic was the best Spanish student in the University, his knowledge surprised his teacher. Sonic sat down and noticed many latinas in his class. Their large butts were spilling over their small seats. The cheeks almost reached the ground! Rouge the bat was also in his class. She fit right in with her dangerously sized boobies. Sonic may have been the best spanish student in history, but he was just not interested in learning a new language. Sort of like when mommy wasn't interested in her used windows 7 laptop daddy got her, because she wanted the new Sonic Macbook™ Pro™ Air™ Color™ S™ +™.

"¡Buenos dias clase! Soy tu profesor, Sr. maestro de español de Sonic. Comencemos la clase hablando de lo retrasada que esta historia va a ser. No sé qué problemas tiene el autor, pero no tendrá amigos algún día debido a este cuento de hadas. Si puedes entender esto, eres latina o usaste un traductor, idiota." Said Sr. maestro de español de Sonic. Sonic did not catch a single word. Instead he thought of grabbing a quick bite of one of the Latina's thick, juicy booty cheeks. "Puedo ver que tenemos muchas mujeres aquí. Muchos de ustedes tienen cuerpos muy tetonas, ¡guau! Te cuento esto en español porque todos ustedes no me entenderán, y mantendré mi trabajo. ¡Aunque soy un pervertido! ¡Voy al baño muy rápido así puedo dominar mientras pienso en todas ustedes, señoras! ¡Nos vemos más tarde!"Said the teacher. Sonic did not see his teacher for the rest of the class.

"Ring!" Said the bell. Now Sonic had to go to his third class, Intro to Physical Science. Sonic got their first, because he is the fastest.

"Hey! Knuckles, Espio, Cream, and Amy are in my class!" Sonic thought. They all called for him to sit at their table, which Sonic did. Their teacher, Ms. Sonic's Intro to Physical Science Teacher, went to the bathroom.

Espio was cracking a joke. "What do you call a bee that gives you milk?" He asked. Espio was the funny one of the bunch.

"Charmy Bee?" Knuckles said. This caused a few chuckles since nobody liked Charmy Bee because he was a gay fag tard.

"No." Said Espio. "It's a… BOO-BEE!" Espio cried. Everyone burst into laughter because everyone liked boobies and boobies provided the user with warm, cinnamon flavored milk. This made Sonic very hungry, he knew he could order breast milk off of Arby's secret menu. Sonic still sat down with his friends instead of ditching class to go to Arby's, which was down the street. It was Sonic's favorite restaurant, but it gave him big diarrhea poops that looked like overcooked chicken noodle soup with weird chunks in it that looked like Sonicbob™ Fastpants™. This probably happened because Sonic also liked to eat Chef BoyarDEE Sonicbob™ and friends Spaghettios.

"Hey Sonic, is your thing okay?" Asked Knuckles. He was concerned about Sonic since the morning incident on the magic school bus.

"It still burns, let me check!" Sonic said. In Sonic University, most characters like Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, etc. don't wear any clothes. They can do this because their genitals can be sucked into their bodies out of sight. This meant Sonic had to push like he was pooping, because he ate at Arby's, to pop his burning penis and two balls out.

"POP" Said Sonic's crotch. A penis and two balls shot out like a popping tube of cinnamon rolls. He leaned back really far in his chair and examined his penis. Sonic noticed that his once noncirmumcuised penis, was now circumised! The Salt burned all the acces skin off! Amy looked over and noticed.

"Wow Sonic! Your dick doesn't look like E.T. wearing a hoodie any more! It looks normal! Now my babies won't be aliens!" Amy said. She didn't like Sonic's old uncircumsized penis because she thought it produced scary, evil alien sperm. Sonic and Amy were not legit boy friend and girl friend yet. This means they like eachother, but have not sexed into each other due to Sonic's alien dick.

"Yo, Sonic! What's up with your beanie? Didn't it used to be white?" Said Espio.

"Yeah, it did Espio. What's wrong?" Sonic replied.

"It's red now!" Espio said. Sonic quickly ripped off his beanie which was red. Espio was not joking. Sonic then remembered slipping and cracking his head open while walking to the bus stop to go to Sonic University because it was his first day back from winter break! Everyone could see all the blood spraying out of Sonic's cut like that rusty water hose behind grandpa's barn that hasn't been used since 1986. "Damn! SONIC'S HEAD HAS BECOME A WOMAN!" Shouted Espio. Sonic was embarrassed. The whole class laughed at him. Even Ms. Sonic's Intro to Physical Science Teacher laughed.

Chapter 3

Band Class

Sonic knew a lot of people in his band class. He was also in the top band, The Sonic University Wind Symphony. Sonic played trumpet, and he was first chair because he was the best. Sonic's sister, Sonia, also played trumpet. She was second chair because she was not as good as Sonic. Sonic's little brother, Manic, was a percussionist who usually did the tympany. Knuckles was last chair trombone because he goofed off too much in band class by jacking off and throwing his trombone slide off and jacking off while throwing his trombone slide off! Knuckles used his sperm as his slide lubricant occasionally. Tails was first chair french horn, in fact he was the only french hornist because nobody likes that instrument. Mario played the alto saxophone. Sonic was jealous of Mario because Mario had better games and more money, but they were still friends. Luigi played tuba, Toad played trombone, Wario played tenor saxophone, and Waluigi played bari saxophone. Their band director, Mr. Finalist, was a musical genius. He made sure there were no flutes or clarinets in his band because he thought those instruments were annoying as fuck. They sounded like an autistic airplane running into a boat with diarrhea running into a train on its period. There were also no euphoniums because everyone wanted to play the trombone. A lot of loud talking, fat tummy, and fat mouthed girls played the euphonium, but Mr. Finalist made a good move by exterminating them. A very splendid idea, indeed! Mr. Finalist now says to never talk about the euphonium again. There were already enough trombones, but 72.7895431321% of the band was made up of fucking trumpets! That means every piece sounds shrill as fuck, like mommy telling her kids to clean out the oven while it is engaged.

"Why the fuck are those sluts here!" Sonic whispered to Sonia. Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, and Princess Rosalina all played trumpet in Sonic's band. They were all really bad, but if you are a sexy looking girl that plays trumpet, you are allowed in The Wind Symphony. They don't have to be good players. All three also wore skirts that they wore in middle school, so now in college they are really short. Sonic deep down liked this alot!

"EW! Those 3 bitches!" Said Sonia. "They're terrible! I've heard they don't even play trumpet, they just sit and hold it!" Sonia whispered.

Princess Peach then dropped her trumpet. "CLANK!" Her trumpet cried out. She then bent over to pick it up. Sonic thought her underwear was from middle school because it too was very short, he could even see through it since it was being stretched out so much!

"POP" Said Sonic's crotch. Sonic's boner raced across the band room, like a race car trying to win the piston cup without crashing and dying again, and his penis rammed right into Peach's vagina. His dick tore through her panties and stormed through her uterus like a handful of storm troopers trying to beat the good guys and stuff. Peach was currently pregnant, so there was a baby girl inside her tummy. Sonic's growing cock even went inside the fetus's undeveloped vagina! Luckily it was more tight that Peach's vagina.

"Oh! Ah!" Cried Peach out of pleasure. Sonic then unloaded his chunky expired milk semen into Peach, it was so much that her baby girl downed in it. She drowned like that one unsupervised retarded kid in the deep end of a crowded wave pool in the middle of July because he didn't wait an hour after eating a whole mushroom and pineapple pizza. The baby died. Sonic knew this because it went cold and wouldn't move anymore. Like a cheese stick that's been in the fridge for 7 months now. Sonic decided to keep this information to himself.

Peach pulled out all of Sonic's dick, which was still burning, and she slapped it because Sonic technically raped her. This was not a good move. Whenever someone is horny, any pain they receive is converted into pleasure. Slapping Sonic's dick resulted in it shooting off outside the school, taking Peach with it. "Sorry Mario." Sonic said.

"Ah, Mama Mia! It is okie dokie, Sonic. I understand. I wish My Peachie could understand something! She just doesn't care about me anymore. She's out having sex with Bowser, Donkey Kong, and that cunt, King Thwomp! She only made it to Sonic University because she showed all 483 pens on the Principal's desk up her gaping asshole! She isn't even smart! That stupid bitch only has a lot of coins that I earned from rescuing her ass!" Mario said. Sonic felt bad for Mario for once. He hopes that Amy would never treat him like that.

"Sorry to hear that Mario." Sonic said. Suddenly, his little brother came over.

"WHOA SONIC! I saw your massive penis go flying through the school like a hijacked airplane during September. I was just in the bathroom jacking off and your penis is running through every hallway in the school! It made a pitstop through the bathroom! AWESOME!" Manic said.

"Oh No!" Said Sonic. "Now everyone will see my penis!"

"Oh no they won't Sonic!" Said Sonia. "We will deerect it by beating it up!" Sonia said as she began punching and jumping on Sonic's mighty penis. Manic did not want to though because he is as straight as a submarine. Sonia was not helping sadly, her actions only made Sonic's dick grow. This is because whenever someone is horny, any pain they receive is converted into pleasure.

"W-w-w-wait…" Sonic warned. He watched Sonia jumping up and down on the bulging shaft of his penis, with his quivering veins running around the shaft like a giant spider web. She was sweating from all the work. Her boobs sloushed up and down on every jump. Sonic could hear all the milk inside splashing around. "She is my sister…" Sonic thought, but he was in love, and he had a plan for tonight, since Amy has book club with her friends. "Tonight." Thought Sonic as he watched Sonia. By now his dick had circled Earth 4 and a half times! It still burned, but his cut had stop spraying blood like a woman during that time of the month. Sonia was actually lesbian with Blaze the Cat. Nobody liked Blaze because she was a feminist, but Sonia was not a feminist, luckily, we need less feminists in this world. Sonic was going to sex tonight!

Chapter 4

Asleep

The rest of the day went by normally, Sonic saw his friends at lunch, but didn't tell anyone about his plan. He got to leave early because Marching Band was cancelled due to it being winter. It doesn't start till summer.

"I'm so pumped do to some fucking smashing tonight!" Squealed Sonic. It was 2:31 in the morning and he knew everyone was asleep, including Sonia. Sonic had all the tools he needed. He… was… ready! "Here I go!" Whispered Sonic.

He opened the door very quietly. He walked forward. And he reached out his hand. Sonic's manhood was beginning to shake like an earthquake with a 12.6 on the Richter Scale! It was beginning to shake the house! He squeezed his hand, and pulled out a jar of grape jelly. "Yummy! Let's fuel up before I sex tonight!" Sonic thought. Sonic consumed half the jar of jelly like a jet engine eating geese out of the sky in a bloody mess. "Now, for me to sex." Sonic said. He opened another door quietly, this door was not the pantry door, don't worry. Sonic walked up and saw Sonia's head sticking out from her covers. She was sound asleep. Quickly, Sonic put a ball thing with a belt in her mouth to keep her from shouting and waking everyone up. Sonic got lucky because putting the ball thing in her mouth didn't wake Sonia up.

"She is not awake now, but she will be soon." Sonic cackled quietly. Sonic pulled down her covers, which revealed Sonia's curvy body with pretty good boobies. Sonic then took her pajamas off using his Sonic Speed™ and Sonic could see her whole nude body, lying right before him like a trophy for winning a fishing contest back in 2009. Her vagina looked like lunch meat spilling out of the slide of a sandwich. "Wow." Was all Sonic thought. It had never been used since she was lesbian. Quickly he got ready to sex.

"POP" Said Sonic's crotch. The penis was out! But Sonia heard it and slowly began to wake up. This would ruin Sonic's plan!

"Shit! Shit! BUTTFUCK!" Thought Sonic so loudly Sonia might have heard it. Quickly Sonic lubed up his dick, using the grape jelly he got out of the pantry. He spread the jelly over his shaft using a kitchen knife. "DAMN! LITTLE BITCH!" Sonic cursed quietly. He had made multiple cuts on the shaft of his penis with the kitchen knife. Sonia was beginning to wake up! "Fuck it!" Said Sonic. He threw the glass jar of jelly at the wall, breaking it, and he shoved his sticky, jelly covered, knife cut dick into Sonia's lesbian lunch meat vagina.

"MMMMPH!"Screamed Sonia. Her eyes opened immediately. Sonic then grabbed her wrists and held her down. She tried to push Sonic's dick out by squeezing her smooth, pink, glossy legs together, but this actually made sexing Sonia feel better to Sonic. "MMPH! MMPH! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH!" Cried Sonia. Black tears because of her maskairah began to flow down her cheeks. Not her butt cheeks, but her face cheeks. She was resisting, but Sonic was in power, like Vladimir Lenin during the Russian Revolution.

"Yeah Bitch! That's what a strong dick feels like!" Sonic said. He could feel Sonia's pulse from inside her vagina. He could tell it was increasing. Both Sonic and Sonia were covered in sweat, this allowed them to slide around on eachother like a bar of sopa being shoved down a kids throat because the kid said the word crap.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…" Sonia was not resisting anymore, and infact, she seemed to like it. She pressed her boobs together, which made a little dribble of milk come out of her two pepperoni nipples.

Something began to vibrate in Sonic's pocket. "What the?" Sonic said. He saw that it was his Sonic Phone X™ ringing. His natural action of course was to stick his vibrating cellular device on Sonia's clit.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Sonia screamed out of pleasure. Her eyes closed, and she released all of her muscles. Pussy juice then spilled out of her vagina and onto the bed. Sonic also released his ranch dressing from his urethra into Sonia, making his ice cold dick, toasty warm like a microwaved bowl of fred flintstone fruity pebbles.

Sonic got his phone back and saw that Amy was calling him! He quickly picked up the phone. "Hey, Amy. Why are you calling me right now?"

"Hey, Sonic! I'm bored and I remembered that your dick doesn't look like an E.T. in a hoodie anymore. I need some meat between my legs and I was wondering if I could come over. Since it's late and everything."Amy said.

"S-sure!" Sonic said. "It's not like I'm having a sex with anyone else!" Sonic chuckled nervously. "Come on over, Amy!"

Suddenly Amy climbed through the window to Sonic's surprise. "I'm here! Wait… WHAT THE FUCK SONIC!" Amy cried.

"Uh! Uh! FUCK!" Said Sonic. He didn't know what to do. His almost legit girl friend saw him mating with his sister, he even finished in her.

"Why didn't you tell me you wanted to have a 3 way!" Said Amy. Sonic was stunned. Amy quickly yanked her dress off, revealing a body similarly to Sonia's, except Amy had a vagina that looked like casper the ghost went on a diet involving tree bark and urine. Sonic, Sonia, and Amy spent the next hour sliding around on each others sweaty bodies like elderly people slipping on ice, then later having to go to the hospital to be put down like a childhood dog that was hit by cool uncle Tim's truck after Thanksgiving which made your day only slightly worse because the worst part was when your football team lost their game to the fucking Brows and your little sister won the wishbone and wished for a pony and a delectable McSonic™ HappyMeal™ 4 KIDZ!

Sonic had just ejaculated the rest of his future generation onto Amy's chest, making them closer to legit by friend and girl friend. They were not legit yet because Sonic didn't cum inside Amy, he cummed on her boobies. Amy and Sonia were gasping for air and crying from pleasure when Sonic heard footsteps. All of a sudden Sonic's Mom, Mrs. Aleena, burst into the room similarly to how Sonic's fat circumcised, yet burning, dick just burst onto Amy's boobies that are begininng to become sticky. She will need a shower later.

"MOM!" Sonic gasped!

Chapter 5

Sonic's Second Bus Ride

"Your mom did wHAT!" Knuckles and Tails at the same time. They were all waiting for the magic school bus.

"My mom joined Amy, Sonia, and I in sexing each other like there was no tomorrow!" Said Sonic like a proud boy who saw his daddy's penis and knew that his was longer. "My Dad, Jules, has been dead for over a decade now due to prostate and testicular cancer. He didn't know how to jack off so all of the old sperm cells built up and made a tumor. This leads to my mom needing sex, so she arrived to Sonic's giant throbbing cock! I even released my slimey potato salad inside her!" Boasted Sonic. He did not say that his mom's vagina looked like a train making a face like this :0 and it smelled like old fruit salad.

"Wow!" Said Tails. "Not only did you almost sex inside Amy, but you did with two other people… AT THE SAME TIME!" Tails cried.

Knuckles saw a different point. "SHIT! Dude, I don't want prostate and testicular cancer! I need to fucking jack off more!" Knuckles cried.

"POP" Said Kunckles crotch. Knuckles was so worried, he began to jack off at the bus stop! When He cummed, his warm vanilla ice cream semen froze in mid air. The ice even traveled into Knuckles pee hole.

"OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! FUUUUUUUCK! Shit dude my pee pee fucking hurts like a dick!" Shouted Knuckles so loud the whole tri-state area could hear him.

"That's because it is a dick!" Giggled Tails.

"YOU LITTLE NERD ASS!" Said Knuckles. He began to blow air on his dick to get his semen to melt.

Sonic Unlocked™ his Sonic Phone X™ and he saw that Amy sent Sonic an Emoji™ from Sonic Insta Messenger™ that looked like this:

8========================================================================================D Love your monster truck of a dick ;) 3

"Hehe." Sonic chuckled. The magic school bus then came to a halt and the doors opened.

"SEATBELTS, EVERYONE!" Said Ms. Frizzle. Everyone cheered and boarded the magic school bus so they could go to Sonic University because today was everyone's second day back from winter break.

Sonic and Tails sat together again, today Knuckles sat in the aisle. "I like to cause trouble." Knuckles stated. He was such a bad little boy. He continued to try and melt his semen. The bus heater helped because it began to drip onto the magic school bus's floor. The bus could sense this and made a growling sound.

Ms. Frizzle closed the doors and began to drive similarly to how Sonic runs, but not as fast as Sonic, because he is the fastest. She turned on the radio which played a song that sounded like this.

Cruisin' on down Main Street,

You're relaxin', feeling good,

Next thing that you know you're seeing

(Whah-hooo!)

An octopus in the neighborhood!

Surfing on a sound wave,

Swinging through the stars,

Take a left at your intestine,

Take your second right past Mars!

On the Magic School Bus!

(Navigate a nostril!)

(Ah-choo!)

Climb on the Magic School Bus!

(Spank a plankton, too!)

(Take that!)

On the Magic School Bus!

(Raft a river of lava!)

On the Magic School Bus!

(Such a fine thing to do!)

(Whoooooaaaaa!)

So strap your bones right to the seat,

Come on in and don't be shy,

Just to make your day complete,

You might get baked into a pie!

On the Magic School Bus!

(Step inside — it's a wild ride!)

Come on, ride on the Magic School Bus!

(BuBeep! BuBeep!)

Next thing you know, everyone is now at Sonic University. "See ya guys!" Sonic said. He went off to see Mrs. Arithmetic. Sonic was hoping she won't wear a bra again.

Sonic got to her class first, because he is the fastest. Mrs. Arithmetic was wearing a trench coat! Who the fuck wears a trench coat? "Aw man! FUCK! That's no good!" Thought Sonic. He wanted to see steaming boobies in algebra again.

"Sonic, I need to see you in my office… IMMEDIATELY!" Said Mrs. Arithmetic.

"Am-am I in trouble?" Sonic asked. Mrs. Arithmetic didn't reply. She dragged Sonic by the ear into an office she probably reserved to tell Sonic that he is a pervert and likes boobies. Sonic was nervous. She sat Sonic down in a chair and she sat at a desk.

"Assfuck! I'm in so much trouble!" Sonic thought. He was scared. Mrs. Arithmetic began to speak.

"Do you know why I brought you here, Sonic?" She said in a concerned and angry voice.

"Fuck!" Said Sonic. He knew he was in big trouble!

Chapter 6

The Student-Teacher Conference

"You are exactly correct, young man." Said Mrs. Arithmetic.

"Huh?" Questioned Sonic. He was surprised, like when you find out you were adopted because your old parents sold you for orange cream soda at bob evans. Mrs. Arithmetic finally dropped that stupid trench coat off, her body was as pretty as a girl without any clothes on. "Wow!" Said Sonic. Her body was more curvy than a rip current that pulls little kids out to sea to die. And her boobies were like the space shuttle because they were big and white and galactic.

Sonic did a final systems check before he launched his rocket missile of a dick into the Vagina Galaxy™. Sonic felt like Kim Jong Un launching all of his nuclear missiles into the United States, but all of the missiles were his sperm and the United States was his teachers vagina. Sonic finished his checklist. "5… 4… 3… 2… 1!" Said Sonic in a cool, yet slightly excited voice.

"POP" Said Sonic's crotch. "We have ignition!" Sonic's crotch said.

"Blast off!" Said Sonic. He ran at full speed, because Sonic is the fastest, right into Mrs. Arithmetics vagina. Her vagina looked like a banana that was sat on by Bill Clinton, and it smelled like dead fishies. Sonic didn't mind though. "Yeah! Sex!" He said.

"AAh! OoooOoh! Uh! Fuck!" Said Sonic's busty teacher. Sonic's dick was messing up all of Mrs. Arithmetic's internal organs. It was making a large mess, like that maid mommy hired off of craigslist that she never paid. Mrs. Arithmetic screamed with pleasure even louder because whenever someone is horny, any pain they receive is converted into pleasure. Sonic then jumped up and started smacking her boobs like he was playing Donkey Kong Jungle Beat and Mrs. Arithmetic's boobies were the bongos. She screamed even more, usually smacking boobies would hurt but whenever someone is horny, any pain they receive is converted into pleasure. Sonic even shoved his penis down her belly button, it went down farther than he expected and it made a weird hissing noise. "I love you Sonic!" She said.

"Finish her!" Sonic yelled. He rammed his ripped cock back into her banana vagina, picked her up with his dick, and pinned her against the wall with it. This knocked her glasses off, she was crying from the amount of pleasure she has received. She shook with sex energy, like a giant, human sized vibrator on Sonic's penis. Then, Sonic literally exploded. Semen was coming out of every hole on his teacher. Her ears, her nose, her eyes! Even her belly button, which made that scary hissing noise again. Sonic even took a stapler off the desk and stabled her clit. This provided an illegal amount of pleasure to Mrs. Arithmetic because whenever someone is horny, any pain they receive is converted into pleasure.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000000000ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…" Said the naked algebra teacher. She had so much pleasure, she died. Her semen covered eyes rolled into the back of her head, and she went cold and limp.

Sonic stared in amazement at his now dead teacher. "Time for round two he said!" Sonic got to work. He was like a construction man, and his penis was his tool, and his tool would be a jackhammer and Mrs. Arithmetic was concrete that needed to be broken down. Sonic stuck a yellow construction hat on his head. "Always have safe sex kids!" He said as if we were watching Sonic Sez. He even put a smaller yellow construction hat on the head of his dick that beat to the pulse of his heart, almost making the hat fall off. Then he rammed his protected penis into his dead teacher. Sonic also squeeze her thick legs together so his penis could be crushed. This sounds painful, but whenever someone is horny, any pain they receive is converted into pleasure. Sonic had to do all the sexing because he wanted it to feel good and that his teacher he was sexing was now dead. "Don't want this to expire!" Sonic stated as he drank all of Mrs. Arithemtics booby milk out till her breasts were as wrinkly and empty as old people's arms.

Sonic was finally done, and he was tired and sweaty and smelled gross like mommy after mowing the lawn for 7 minutes. He looked at the clock. "Lunch time! I has sexing my thot of a nalgebra teacher for 4 hours!?" Sonic cried.

Quickly he pulled in his genitals. "FFFFFFTT" Said Sonic's crotch, his penis and balls went into hibernation. He shoved Mrs. Arithmetic's cold, sperm oozing corpse into a closet next to their office. Sonic headed down to the lunch room where all his friends were eating lunch around lunch time.

Chapter 7

Lunch Time

"You did what!?" Said Espio. "What's your body count up to now, Sonic?"

"Ha! I've sexed 5 different people now! My Mom, sister, teacher, and friend's girl friend/princess!" Sonic boasted. Everyone stared at Sonic, and they began to clap. Amy didn't count because Sonic did not cum inside her but everyone did know that Sonic had is first sex on his 16th birthday with someone he won't say. But he told everyone that it wasn't Amy, she was older than him, it was someone he hasn't seen since, and it wasn't his dad. Sonic wanted to change the topic, he didn't want word to spread about Mrs. Arithmetic. "So, uh, Espio. What did you get for Christmas?" Sonic asked.

"Oh! My Christmas was so rad, Sonic! I got a slip n slide!" Said Espio. "I went outside to try it out and all the water froze to ice, which made the slide pop! It was a piece of shit." Said Espio. He seemed proud of destroying his gift, kind of like when mommy crashes her car daddy just finished paying off and then goes home and says she didn't even like it.

Now people at the table were excited to share about their Christasm. At Sonic's table Tails and Knuckles sat on both sides of him. Espio sat next to Knuckles while cracking boob jokes, and Shadow sat across from Sonic. Shadow was really edgy and scary most of the time. Knuckles likes to cause trouble because it is fun, but Shadow has a different body count of how many people he has killed. Silver sat next to Shadow, Silver could afford a $500.00 parking pass to Sonic University. His parents give him a lot of money because they are rich and live in a big house, so he wore a golf shirt and khaki shorts to school everyday. He was wearing a new white golf shirt today. Nobody else at the table could afford clothes, luckily they can suck their genitals into their bodies out of sight. Everyone else lived in medium sized houses, except Shadow because he killed his parents and his house. He lived in his motorcycle because he was bad. "Hey, Tails!" Said Espio. "What did you get for Christmas?"

Tails began to sweat. This was a hard question for him. "Um… Um… Nothing!" He screamed.

"Are you okay, dude?" Said Knuckles. "Everyone gets a fucking Christmas, it's the law!"

Tails knew he had to tell the truth. "I'm... Jewish…" Said Tails. Everyone around him was quiet. Tails had never told anybody he was a Jewish. Finally, Shadow broke the silence with his dark and edgy voice.

"Why?" He said. Tails began to shake. He did not know why he was Jewish, but he knew his parents were Jewish.

"U-u-u-u-u-uh-uh-uh-uu-u-uu-u-aa-a-a-a-a-a-aah-ah!" Stuttered Tails. Sonic could sense the awkwardness and brought up a new topic, but the topic wasn't really new.

"Hey! Look at the bright side guys! I've gone to sex with 5 different people, and nobody called the police yet!" Sonic yelled so everyone in the tri-state area could hear.

"Oh my fucking God, Sonic! WE KNOW!" Knuckles yelled. His temper can flare a lot. He is like a loose cannon during World War 2. Knuckles then smashed his spiky hand on the top of Sonic's head. Sonic's cut that he got from slipping on black ice when walking to the bus stop to go to Sonic University because it was his first day back from winter break burst open again like a volcano with red blood shooting out of it.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! SHIT!" Screamed Sonic. Knuckles was shocked too.

"Fuck! Shit I didn't mean it!" Knuckles cired.

Amy saw Sonic in trouble and went over to help. "Here, Sonic! I can help!" She said as she reached into her purse. Then she stuck a teenage girl blood diaper pad on the top of Sonic's head. The blood geyser stopped.

"Whoa! Thanks, Amy!" Said Sonic. Other kids around him began to laugh. They were calling his head a woman or a head vagina. "No! It's not what you think!" Cried Sonic. "FUCK!" He yelled and he slammed his head on the table. This caused his teenage girl blood diaper pad to fly off and the blood geiser shot right onto Silver's new white golf shirt.

"NO! SHIT! DAMN YOU SONIC!" Silver cried in his rich person accent. Somebody called 911 because an ambulance drove right into the lunch room where everyone ate lunch at lunch time to pick Sonic up.

"wHOA!" Sonic yelled as the paramedics tossed Sonic into the back of the ambulance with blood still spraying like a sprinkler with breast cancer. Then they drove off throughout the other side of the lunch room where everybody ate lunch at lunch time. The medical monster truck ran over tables, lunchables, and even a few people that nobody cared about, like Charmy Bee because he was a gay fag tard.

With Sonic gone, Tails began to think. "Man, I wish I could have a chance to sex someone!" He thought. Being the nerd ass Tails was, he came up with an idea. "I KNOW! I'll make a device that will allow me to have wet dreams with whoever I want!" Tails thought to himself. He couldn't wait to get to work!

Chapter 8

Tails's Lab

Tails sat his yellow gluteus maximus in his chair as if it were a leather nest and his butt was the mother bird. "Let's get to work!" Said Tails. He was home alone since his parents were out doing jewish things, like reading the tahoe and going to the local PNG ATM. Tails worked for hours without being paid, creating a device that would allow him to have wet dreams.

"It is complete!" Cried Tails. "This watch will allow me to have wet dreams with whoever I want!" He laughed. The watch had 12 settings, because watches have 12 numbers on them. 1 o'clock being just a date, maybe dinner at wendy's or going to a movie like Cars 3 or Top Gun with Tom Cruise. Maybe not Top Gun with Tom Cruise because Tom Cruise is a scientologist, so all the middle aged women that watch the scientology show don't like Tom Cruise or Top Gun any more. 6 o'clock was pretty gruesome sex, to wear they would tear each others genitals off out of pleasure because whenever someone is horny, any pain they receive is converted into pleasure. "I'm not sure what anything above 6 o'clock does, but it is probably too dangerous." Tails examined. He lied down in his bed, which was in his lab because he slept in his lab because he was a nerd ass.

"Here we go! Sex!" He said. Tails set his watch to 3 o'clock, and thought of his not very sexually active girl friend, Cream the rabbit. "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" Said Tails. He was asleep because his eyes were closed and he made a zzzzzzzz sound with his mouth.

Tails woke up in the same place he fell asleep, in his bed, which was in his lab because he slept in his lab because he was a nerd ass. "Fuck! It didn't work!" He shouted. Tails was about to cry like a sad fire truck with headlight cancer when he heard another voice.

"Um, excuse me? Tails, could we try something? Maybe… sex!" Said a familiar, quiet voice. Tails turned around and saw Cream laying in his bed Tails just got out of, Tails slept in his lab because he is a nerd ass, Cream was nude, like she wasn't wearing any clothes. She was also in his bed, which was in Tails lab because he slept in his lab because he was a nerd ass.

Tails began to shake. He forgot he was in a wet dream. "S-s-s-s-s-s-su-su-sur-SURE!" Tails screamed.

"POP" said Tails crotch. Sadly, nothing seemed to come out since his cock was so small. All of a sudden Tails forgot he didn't have any lubricant. If Cream's vagina was an engine block and Tails's under average penis was a piston, there would need to be some oil/lubricant to keep the two from ceasing, smoking, chipping away at eachother, and exploding. Tails knew this because he was very good with mechanics, because he is the smartest. But Tails was not good with sexing a girl, or guy if he gets too desperate.

"Hold on one minute Cream!" Tails said. "FUCK! I need a lube!" He rasped under his breath.

"Okay deer, but don't take too long! Heeheehee!" Laughed Cream. Her vagina dripped water, like a sink faucet you forget to turn off all the way so you need to take a second mortgage out to pay your super duper high water bill, Cream was ready to sex.

Just then Tails started to use his brain, because he is the smartest. It sounded like a DVD player playing a very scratchy DVD because it was put in upside down. "AHA!" Tails laughed. He found some lube! He popped open his french horn case and pulled out his Sonic Blue Juice Valve Lubricant for French Horn™. "This'll work." Smiled Tails as he lubed up his pencil thick dick for Cream.

"Is my big man ready?" Cream asked. There was already a small puddle of pussy juice on the bed. Tails needed to fucking hurry his ass up.

"Here is you're big man, Cream!" Tails laughed. Cream slightly frowned. His penis was very, very… very small. And it was covered in blue lube that smelled like the band room. She didn't say anything though as Tails climbed on top of her like how the stock market climbs when a new Sonic Phone™ releases. "Oh boy! Sex time!" Cried Tails. Her pussy looked like a girl's private/swimsuit area. It smelled like candy hearts and pennies! Tails liked that very much, he rammed his penis into Cream, whose eyes were closed the whole time like the door leading to my future hopes and dreams.

"Is it in yet?" Cream asked after a few minutes of sexing. Tails looked up at her to answer that yes, his tiny as a baby's penis was inside her. But then Tails saw her non curvy but straight body and her boobies, which were as flat as some Coloradans say Earth is. It was too much for the poor little guy.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck!" Shouted Tails as two drops of semen sputtered out of Tails's pencil penis onto Cream's flat and straight body. Cream stared at the two drops in pure horror like when cool uncle Tim gets you a dildo for your birthday, but you are a boy. Tails then immediately woke up. "IT WORKED!" He cried. "I had a wet dream!" Tails cried.

What Tails didn't think about was what Cream saw. She also had the same wet dream with Tails, and was unsatisfied. "Wow, Tails penis didn't work. I need to find someone with a bigger one because I need to find out what a sex really feels like." Said Cream. Tails had just set a spark in Cream, she has gone from an innocent young girl to someone who needed to know what proper sex felt like because Tails was as good at sex as a monkey with autistic cancer.

"I NEED MORE!" Shouted Tails. He rammed his wet dream watch up to 12 o'clock! He knew it was dangerous, but he didn't care at the moment. "Vanilla the Rabbit, HERE I CUM!" Laughed Tails as he dozed off because his eyes were closed and his mouth made a zzzzzzzzz sound. Tails did not know what level of sex to expect since 3 o'clock was too much for him!

Chapter 9

Dr. Sonic's Doctor

Sonic made it to the Emergency Room, but they had him wait for a doctor. "Aw man! I don't wanna wait in the sick kid room!" Sonic cried. His head was acting like a woman, so that means he was a sick little boy. Nobody could get his head to stop spraying blood, it was still going on right now. They did give him a bucket, but it was almost full! Sonic was also running out of blood, he began to feel sleepy. "Oh no!" Sonic cried. His penis began to burn again. "Maybe I'll tell the doctor about this too!" Sonic said.

"Sonic The Hedgehog!" Said the front desk. A Nurse then took him back for his emergency appointment.

"Your mother is on her way to see you, sweetie." The Nurse said. Sonic thought about sexing her, but she was too old. "First we will need your weight." The Nurse said.

"No problem!" Sonic spoke. He ran onto the scale, because Sonic was the fastest.

"124 pounds!" The Nurse in surprise. "Last year you were 77 pounds! You need to lay off the chili dogs Mr. Hedgehog!" The Nurse laughed.

"FUCK!" Sonic thought. He was becoming a fatass, like EggMan.

"Now for your height." The Nurse said. "3.28 feet, or 100 centimeters. You have not grown in a while, Sonic!" Said the nurse. Sonic didn't care though. He had an average height for his kind, but was much smaller than most humans. "Now for your blood pressure." She said. The machine began to squeeze Sonic, as if the machine was Sonic and his arm was Amy's boobies. "Your blood pressure is 40/20!" She gasped. It was dangerously low. "But your head won't stop bleeding, never mind." The Nurse said.

The Nurse then left Sonic in the room and waited for his doctor. "I'm bored and this doctor is taking forever. Maybe I can jack off." Sonic thought.

"POP" Said Sonic's crotch.

"Knock knock!" Said the door.

"FUCK! SHIT!" Cried Sonic has he tried to put his burning cock back inside of him. The doctor was in!

"FFFFF" Said Sonic's crotch. "FFFFF" Said his crotch again. His dick and balls were still visible!

"It's not going in!" Sonic yelped. The doctor began to unlock the door. Quickly Sonic tried to put his genitals away manually by stuffing them back in his crotch with his hands. Sonic then punched himself in the balls by accident due to his erratic movements. "OOOOWWWW FUCKING TESTES LITTLE BITCH!" Cried Sonic. Getting hit in the balls is scientifically proven to hurt more than giving birth. A man's balls are where the pee is stored. This leaves Sonic with tummy pain, nausea, and needing to use the potty. "REEEEEEE!" Sonic screamed out as his doctor walked in, seeing a blue hedgehog that was overweight, stuffing his penis away and screaming like a moped with a chronic seizure. The doctor then saw the large fountain of blood coming out of Sonic's head vagina and widened her eyes even more till they could fall out!

The doctor was a brown indian woman that stuttered at the sight of Sonic's fire cock and blood issue when she walked in. "H-hello-OH MY BUDDHA-I am doctor, Sonic. Dr. Sonic's Doctor." Said Dr. Sonic's Doctor. "What are here for today?" Dr. Sonic's Doctor asked even though she saw all the blood coming off on Sonic's head, which now identified as a 13 year old girl.

"MY HEAD VAGINA AND BURNING PEE PEE!" Cried Sonic. Dr. Sonic's Doctor got right to work, she knocked Sonic out with a large prescription bottle. While Sonic was out cold, she stitched up his head vagina and gave him some of Ronald Reagan's blood that he donated 23 years ago. She then woke up Sonic.

"Your head now fix, Sonic." Said Dr. Sonic's Doctor. "Now, what the deal with penis? You said it burning?" Dr. Sonic's Doctor asked.

"IT BURNS!" Sonic cried as if he were Ganon in The Legend of Zelda: Link the Faces of Evil on the CDI.

"Let run some tests." Said Dr. Sonic's Doctor in her indian accent that was so strong, Sonic could hear all the spices and curry. Dr. Sonic's Doctor then began to hold Sonic's beating dick in her ice cold hands. She tried to get a firm grasp on it because Sonic's pulse kept knocking and bouncing his penis out of her hands.

"Aaahhh!" Said Sonic. Her cold gloves felt great on his fire breathing cock, especially when she firmly grasped it! Dr. Sonic's Doctor then cupped his balls in her other ice cold hand. "OoOoOoOoOoOoOo…" Cried Sonic. It was so relaxing. Dr. Sonic's Doctor then got up close and examined his fire red tip and urethra. All of a sudden the red became white because Sonic ejacualted onto Dr. Sonic's Doctor's face!

"MMMPH!" Dr. Sonic's Doctor cried. She was Indian, that means she doesn't like sex! Unless she and her partner are covered in cow manure. This was definitely a bad move on Sonic since there was no cow manure in the room. A bad move similarly to microwaving an egg covered in tin foil for breakfast during a wednesday afternoon.

"OoOoOoOh NoOoOo!" Cried Sonic. He had not felt so relieved since his penis began to burn, most likely due to Knuckles throwing ice melting salt onto it. He did feel bad for covering the doctor in his spicy hot semen, with every individual sperm cell breaking a sweat from the burning. Dr. Sonic's Doctor then looked up at Sonic with angry eyes that looked like this :(

Chapter 10

An Odd Feeling

Tails woke up, but it was not in his bed, which is in his lab because he sleeps in his lab because he is a nerd ass. He was in Cream's house. "W-where am I" Tails said. He realized his voice box sounded more like a woman's voice box. "W-w-what?" He cried. Tails felt a large pull of gravity coming from his chest. Like there were two planets there, Jupiter and Uranus, being pulled in by the sun. It also felt like there was an empty gap in his crotch. Tails tried to pop his genitals out like he could before. He pushed to pop his crotch like he was pooping from eating at Arby's.

"Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt!" Said Tail's asshole. He just fucking shat himself. His genitals seemed to be stuck inside. He then looked down to see why it felt like two watermelons with brain tumors were gorilla glued to his chest.

"OH MY GOD! YES! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!111 Yelled Tails" Yelled Tails, Tails yelled. Instead of looking down to see old ikea carpet with cum stains in his lab where is bed is because he sleeps in his lab because he is a nerd ass, he saw two heavy duty Ford F-450 boobies. "I am woman! 12 o'clock worked!" Tails cried. He was occupying the body of Vanilla, Cream's mommie. Tails quickly locked himself, now herself, in the bathroom and starred in the mirror. "I've done it!" Tails cried. He/she squeezed his/her two new bombastic boobies. His/her new boobies were as bombastic as the Sonic Sponsored Boston Marathon™. Tails then groped his/her new immense vagina like a bag of old scrotums that will hurt more than giving birth because the balls are where the pee is stored, which if hit can lead to tummy pain, nausea, and needing to use the potty. Tails will not feel the pain since he is now a big, holy woman.

On the other side of St. New Sonic York Land™, the hometown of Sonic University, Vanilla the Rabbit woke up to the sound of nerdy assy science shit from Tail's lab. She heard bubbling, hissing, and beeping noises. All the bubbles sounded like a 2 liter bottle of Sonic Diet Vanilla Zero Mini Max Crystal Next Sugar Free New Throwback Code Red Caffeine Free Extra Energy Cherry Diet Salty Watermelon Flavored Diet Pepsi™ with chlamydia from being left in a car for too long after a party where all the child hookers protested about their inside out vaginas. The hissing sounded like a snake with a circumcised face, this means his kisses will not turn girl snake into alien girl snake. Beeping from the computers sounded like it was playing roblox brazzers videos with bender from futurama, fender from the robots movie, and Sonic Metal Sonic from Sonic™ C™D™. Sonic Compact™ Disc™ was Tails's favorite game to play while his parents argued in jewish language about the broken slip in slide found in their Sonic Jewish Gas Powered Drying & Frying Machine™ from Sonic Gymboree™.

Vanilla noticed all of the weight gone from her chest, like she took the free 1 month trial of Sonic Weight Watchers™ and created more and more Sonicmail™ email accounts to continue with her free 1 month trials and to have more free trials with Sonic™ Amazon™ Prime™ FAST™ SUPERSONIC™ QUICK™ FREE™ ASS™ A™ CHILD™ SPEED™ Shipping™. Sonicmail™ email was long for Smail™.

She also felt a long, Rodgerular like monster in her crotch. It was not visible yet because she needed to POP™ IT™! TWIST™ IT™! TURN™ IT™! POOL™ IT©! Out of her crotchular area! "W-w-w-w-w-w-ww-w-w-w-www-w-w-w-w-w-ww-w-wwww-w-ww-w-w-w-w-what? Whats w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-ww-w-www-w-w-www-w-wrong w-w-w-w-w-w-w-www-w-w-wwww-w-w-w-with m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mmm-m-m-mm-m-m-m-m-m-mmm-m-m-mm-mii!" Vanilla, Cream's mommie, cried in a high pitched, jewish, hormone filled, fuckoing anoying, little boy voice box in a fox voice with a tiny cock box. Cool uncle Tim liked little boy's.

"Why is my body short, yellow, and jewish?" Cried Vanilla, Cream's mommie. She saw a Star Of Daniel with the number 2319 2319 WE HAVE A 2319 under the star that was branded into her arm. She then noticed the amazing, jewish eye-opening length of Tail's's's''''''''' jewish pee pee. She was speechless like the time she saw [REDACTED] .

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Chapter 11

Sonic's Diagnosis

"Here is problem." Said Dr. Sonic's Doctor. She let go of his penis and wiped her face off due to Sonic being too jumpy.

"W-w-w-what is it Dr. Sonic's Doctor?" Said Sonic in a worried voice, like when the drying & frying machine is on fire and you're not sure if it is supposed to do that.

"Your penis has aspergers. ONLY YOUR PENIS!" Dr. Sonic's Doctor screamed in an angry voice that meant she was angry. "Any part-ner in sexing will either earn aspergers from you, or die…" Dr. Sonic's Doctor said in a grim voice.

"MY DICK HAS ASSBURGERS!" Cried Sonic. "SHIT! SHIT! BUTTFUCK!" Sonic screamed like a toddler who was just shot at while playing on the monkey bars.

"Any part-ner in sexing that gets the aspergers will give birth to dangerous evil monster asperger baby. Very dangerous!" Said Dr. Sonic's Doctor.

Sonic then thought of his teacher, sister, and mom. "Shit! Those bitches took my assburgers!" Said Sonic. Now he knew why his thot of an algebra teacher, Mrs. Arithmetic, died. Now Sonic was worried that his mom and sister contained dangerous evil monster asperger babyies that were gonna be due in around 9 months. Then Sonic realized something. "Wait a minute Dr. Sonic's Doctor. You made up the whole dangerous and evil assburger baby story to make sure I never sex again! Because school is more important!" Sonic laughed.

Dr. Sonic's Doctor looked very confused. "No hablo ingles." Said Dr. Sonic's Doctor. She then got up and left the room. "You're mom will arrive in a few minute." Dr. Sonic's Doctor said in an angry voice, like mommy driving when she is late to pick up her doggie from the kenal, only to find out her dog was sold for almonds.

Sonic was now bored again. He then pulled out his Sonic Fone X™ and opened SonicTube™. "Let's watch my favorite SonicTube™ channel!" Said Sonic. His favorite channel was, the joshy show ( channel/UC3puvpj70Q_l1tJmPGb1N8A). Sonic began to watch all the little legos get flushed down the potty with earrape music in the background.

The Nurse opened the door. "You're mom is here, boy!" She yelled. And in walked Sonic's mom, Mrs. Aleena.

"Sonic, Dr. Sonic's Doctor called you an dangerous evil monster asperger babyies!" Cried Sonic's mom, Mrs. Alenna. "That wasn't very polite of her! Are you okie now Sonic?" Asked Sonic's mom, Mrs. Alenna.

"Yeah!" Yelled Sonic. "Fin as a fiddle!" Sonic said. He then noticed his mom was becoming fat. Sonic slightly feared that it was an dangerous evil monster asperger babyies! But then he remembered that Dr. Sonic's Doctor made dangerous evil monster asperger babyies all up because school was more important than sexing your relatives. "Can we go home now?" Sonic asked. His mom, Mrs. Aleena nodded her head quietly, like the time mommy found out she got pregnant from that milkman dude back in 1954. Sonic and his mom, Mrs. Aleena, then climbed into their tiny, blue Chevy Sonic™ and drove home.

"Is my little non dangerous evil monster asperger baby boy hungry?" Asked Sonic's mom, Mrs. Aleena as she pulled her Chevy Sonic™ into the parking lot of Sonic Sonic™. Sonic Sonic™ is a restaurant where everybody orders from their Chevy Sonic™ and little Sonic girls in roller skates give their food to them for free. It was free to Sonic since he didn't pay since he was a non dangerous evil monster asperger baby!

"I'm as hungry as a fiddle!" Screamed Sonic. He was looking forward to consuming a Sonic Cherry Limeade™! But then a purple Chevy Sonic™ pulled up to the spot next to Sonic and Sonic's mom, Mrs. Aleena. The purple Chevy Sonic™ contained a dangerous evil monster Blaze the Cat! "Oh fuck!" Sonic thought. "A feminist!" Sonic cried. Sonic knew this was bad since Sonia might have told her lesbian partner, Blaze, a feminist, the Cat, about their kinect adventure with Sonic under her sheets that might make her fat because she is full with dangerous evil monster asperger babyies!

She then saw Sonic! "There is that little pig!" Screamed Blaze, a feminist, the Cat. "All white people are racist. All men are misogynistic. There are more like amillion genders!" Screamed Blaze, a feminist, the Cat. She believed genders were cultural, not biological. This scared Sonic more than amillion spidermans.

Sonic knew he was as fucked as a sidewinder squirrel stuck on a stinky sidewalk that stank like dangerous evil monster asperger babyies. "MOTHER TRUCKER! THAT HURT LIKE A BUTTCHEEK ON A STICK!" sCREAMED sONIC AND sONIC'S MOM, mRS. aLLENA, AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THEY BOTH KNEW THAT THIS WORLD NEEDS LESS FEMINISTS RAGING IN IT.

Chapter 12

Tails's Achievement

"Tails was still in shock that he was utilizing a female body?" YES. I earned the bobs and vagena! "Said Tails." Let's see what kind of fun I can have…"Tails was as hyped for booby time as a 6.5 year old getting skin burns at run jump in play!"

On the other side of St. New Sonic York Land™, the hometown of Sonic University, Vanilla the Rabbit was uterusly depressed after she got her idea of having some fun. "Well, since I am now inside the body of a jewish fox, guess I'll use his massive cock to jack off!" Said Vanilla the Rabbit, Cream's mommie. She then reached into Tails's crotch and out rolled a child sized penis cut in half! "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SNAKE DOING IN TAILS'S!" Vanilla the Rabbit, Cream's mommie cried. She now figured out she was inside Cream's jewish boyfriend's body. "Oh my Robtokoink!" Vanilla the Rabbit, Cream's mom said. She was upset over Tails's discount 50% clearance sized dick. His dick was was at JCPenny where everything is double priced and then 50% off so you still pay full price.

Two bad for Vanilla the Rabbit, Cream's mommie, because on the other side of St. New Sonic York Land™, the hometown of Sonic University, Tails was cutting his new lady chest open with the local kitchen nife because whenever someone is horny, any pain they earn is converted in to pleasure. Tails was as cool as a cucumber that you gave the aux cord to and it started to play the bass boosted version of jellyfish jam. "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…" Gasped Tails as Vanilla's long intestine fell out of her open chest. Tails was now feeling so much pleasure, that angry Jewish God looked down on Tails with angry Jewish eyes and an angry jewish mouth.

"GOUSH BITE COMP CHEW GPODFIJGOIHNFGNBJG JHNT CHOMP SHLURP BURP!" Said Tails's stomach. He just finished eating Vanilla's digestive system. This means whenever Tails's eats something again, the piece of food will not be digested, but will not fall out of his new woman butthole. The food will instead be converted into semen. This will allow Tails to eat a lot of food to build up on semen. He can be as full of semen as a Sonic berry toaster strudel™.

On the other side of St. New Sonic York Land™, Vanilla the Rabbit, Cream's mommie cried about Tail's small wee wee like a 9 year old girl that got the wrong colored Sonic Phone X™. "Why is it so micro?!" Cried Vanilla. She could also feel all the pain from her old body when Tails cut her bouncy treasure chest open and ate her food breaker downer system emergency red spy in the base! "I WANT IT DUPLO LIKE THE GIANT KIDDIE LEGOS!" Vanilla bitched like mommy when she finds out that her coupon for a Magic UltraSonic Pussy Vibrator™ was expired, so she can't get it anymore because her credit score is super low from taking out a loan at the Sonic 1st National Hedgehog Bank™ when she wanted a Super Cool Rad Hot Spicy Tasty New Used New Used New Radical Sonic Tails and Knuckles New Used New and Knuckles Sonic Microwave™ to cook her Sonic™ flavored hot cheetos and gusher fruit snacks.

Author's Note: You might find these analogies to be so long, that when the text says like, or as, you know the shit has hit the fan. In my opinion, YOUR WONRG! The analogies are like the shit hitting the heater system in Hotel Sonic™ so now the shit is in everyone's room, it even got into the pool, kitchen, and laundry room! SEA! LOOK AT WHAT YOUVE DONE! So remember to not do a drug and make like a tree, and die in a California Forest Fire! Keep on fucking reading! ;)

Chapter 13

Feminist Alert!

SHIT! SHIT! BUTTFUCK!" Screamed Sonic, like a little baby girl that started her blood cycle 7 years early! Blaze, a feminist, the Cat parked her purple Chevy Sonic™ next to Sonic and his mom, Mrs. Aleena.

Blaze opened her fat mouth once more. "I know what you did to my Sonia!" Barked Blaze. She is a cat, but feminists bark, so being a feminist pretty much overrules the fact that you are a purple cat. Sonic was now scared for his life! "I'm going to call the police!" Barked Blaze, a feminist, the Cat.

"Like they'll believe you!" Laughed Sonic. While this scene was going on, Sonic's mom, Mrs. Aleena, was ordering Sonic 4.25 chili dogs, curly gravy fries, a roast beef with cheddar and Arby sauce, and a Cherry Limeade. She ordered herself a salad because she is afraid of getting fat for a husband who died of prostate and testicular cancer a long time ago.

Blaze, a feminist, the Cat had an ace up her very, very short sleeve. "I'm gonna tell the cops that you raped me!" Barked Blaze. She got him there.

Now Sonic was scared. "Damn! That little bitch that isn't a female dog, but a cat pussy feminist!" Shouted Sonic. His mom, Mrs. Aleena, was still ordering Sonic his 4.25 chili dogs, curly gravy fries, a roast beef with cheddar and Arby sauce, and a Cherry Limeade. She ordered herself a salad because she is afraid of getting fat for a husband who died of prostate and testicular cancer a long time ago.

"Man! I'm gonna get my little blue ass handed to me!" Said Sonic. He knew that the police would believe her if she said that he raped her. Apparently only men can rape women, but Sonic has seen some weird things that prove this wrong. Sadly, the police department of St. New Sonic York Land™ only believed that men rape the woman.

"NOW GET YOUR SPIKY POISTER OUT HERE, NOW!" Barked Blaze, a feminist, the Cat in a voice with a nasty feminist accent in it. It was so strong Sonic could smell it! She climbed out of her purple Chevy Sonic™ and waited on Sonic. Sonic knew he was done for. He either was gonna be spat on by a purple pussy, or that purple pussy was gonna treport him for rape.

"S-shit!" Squeaked Sonic like a mouse that got butt implants that later blew up due to being raped by it's local priest after it went to 6 o'clock Sunday mass. Sonic looked over at his mom, Mrs. Aleena, but she was still ordering his 4.25 chili dogs, curly gravy fries, a roast beef with cheddar and Arby sauce, and a Cherry Limeade. She ordered herself a salad because she is afraid of getting fat for a husband who died of prostate and testicular cancer a long time ago. "She was taking her fucking time alright!" Thought Sonic. Then he looked over at Blaze, a feminist, the Cat in the hat. She began to take out her Sonicberry 9720™ phone out of her very tight, white yoga pants with "PUSSY LIVES MATTER" across the bulging ass. They were so tight you could see the outline of Blaze's, a feminist's, the Cat's in the hat's tight underwears! This gave Sonic an idea!

"Get your ass out here boy!" Barked Blaze. She began to press on the keyboard of her Sonicberry™ that took up half the phone! Her huge as a horse's thighs shook as she swayed back and forth, waiting for her "rapist" to exit his mom's automobile.

Sonic swallowed, and tired not to laugh. "NO!" Scream-laughed Sonic, the hedgehog!

Blaze got mad. Oh no. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" Blaze barked. She was so mad, her period came early and only made her more mad! "Get your ass out here!" She barked.

Sonic then laughed again! "NO! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!" Laughed Sonic as he leaped out of his mom's. Mrs. Aleena's, blue Chevy Sonic™ and he ran at the surprised purple pussy at his Sonic Speed! Blaze didn't have any time to scream as Sonic spin dashed right into her swimsuit area!

"POP" Said Sonic's crotch as he spin dashed through Balze's dumb thicc yoga pants. His lava dick, now with assburgers, flopped around because he was still spinning dashing. He ripped through her elastic garbage bag of pants and shoved his vagina melting dick into her very tight, never used purple pussy!

"AAAmmmmmph!" Barked Blaze because Sonic covered her mouth with his white-gloved hand, while his other white-gloved hand went really far up her butthole. Sonic knew that if he raped Blaze, she would get dangerous evil monster asperger babyies or she will die, like that goldfish you had as a kid, but you ate it because your parents never fed you and you thought it was the snack that smiles back GOLDFISH! "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpbbbt" Blaze cried as her body shut down, like she had a computer virus, from too much pleasure for a retarded purple pussy feminist.

"Oh yeah!" Said Sonic in a Morgan Freeman voice as he inserted his two balls up Blaze's vagani. He then pulled his now brown-and-slightly-red-gloved hand out of Blaze's juicy as a nArby's roast beast with cheesy sausage of a butt! "Ew…" Sonic grumbled like he was a 12 year old watching Minecraft sex that was pretending not to like it but really did like it but the mommy and daddy were now disappointed. Blaze was not waking up any time soon! Sonic then looked over at his mom, Mrs. Aleena. "Hay M0M, MRS. AL33NA!" Yelled Sonic, but hs mom, Mrs. Aleena, was still ordering Sonic's fatass 4.25 chili dogs, curly gravy fries, a roast beef with cheddar and Arby sauce, and a Cherry Limeade. She ordered herself a salad because she is afraid of getting fat for a husband who died of prostate and testicular cancer a long time ago. Sonic began to tear up since his mom, Mrs. Aleeena, wasn't watching him sex a purple puffy pussy! Since Sonic was now crying it was not rape, since they were both crying, and Sonic wouldn't go to jail!. He had won, like a football team that ended the game with the highest score.

Chapter 14

Tanilla and Vails

Arthur's Note: Hi in a subtle way in a basically major way. I'm Arthur Reed, which generally particularly is quite significant, so i'm Arthur Reed, which generally really is quite significant, kind of contrary to popular belief. I'm from Elwood City, or so they basically basically thought in a subtle way. I just mostly really want to for all intents and purposes generally clarify the confusion over Tanilla and Vails, definitely pretty contrary to popular belief, which really is quite significant. The very basically original Tails and Vanilla particularly specifically have swapped their bodys, so i'm Arthur Reed in a subtle way, actually contrary to popular belief. To mostly basically make the story fairly definitely much for all intents and purposes for all intents and purposes more generally for all intents and purposes easy macincheezy, Tails in Vanilla's body really for the most part is now named Tanilla, really really contrary to popular belief, very further showing how i'm from Elwood City, or so they basically literally thought in a actually big way. Vanilla in Tails's hebrew anti-anti-semetic body for the most part kind of is now Vails, demonstrating that i just definitely particularly want to mostly specifically clarify the confusion over Tanilla and Vails, or so they really thought, demonstrating how i'm Arthur Reed, which generally actually is quite significant, so i'm Arthur Reed, which generally really is quite significant, which really is quite significant.

Tanilla was super judasticly excited to be in a family-jumb-O-jet sized woman body! "Whoa!" Quivered Vails. "Let's see what I can do to you." Chuckled Tanilla, who was basically Tails in Vanilla's body. He/she had already gotten rid of Vanilla's digestive system. Tanilla needed more! He/she pried open his/her new vagina with a blender he/she found in Vanilla's kitchen/kidney. "Here wwe go!" Screamed Tanilla! Just a friendly reminder that all the pain Tanilla does do his/her new funky body, Vails will feel every cup of pain On the other side of St. New Sonic York Land™, the hometown of Sonic University.

On the other side of St. New Sonic York Land™, the hometown of Sonic University, Vails was dying.

On the other side of St. New Sonic York Land™, the hometown of Sonic University, Tanilla turned on the blender.

On the other side of St. New Sonic York Land™, the hometown of Sonic University, Vails had to go to Sonic University. She/he tried to sleep all all night, but blender-in-her-his-stomach-pain kept her/him up all night. She/he just herd Tail's gay jewish Fanboy and Chum Chum and Sanjay and Craig crossover alarm cock. This is what the alarm cock said:

[melodic whistling]

Lookin' for a pet one day,

The Mae Shi: WOOOAAAHHHH!

Sanjay found a talking snake,

Here we go, cause we're Fanboy & Chum Chum!

And the perfect match was made,

A little cuckoo, Fanboy & Chum Chum

Jumpin' in his arms to say -

We're amazing, totally crazy

Craig: Dude!

Fanboy, Chum Chum, come on, everybody, sing!

Sanjay: What's up!

We're gonna scream at the top of our lungs!

Sanjay and Craig!

We're gonna fly and have some fun!

The stuff they get to is insane!

We don't care, if you stare, I mean, look at our underwear!

Sanjay and Craig!

BRAAAAAIIIIIN FREEEEEEEZZZE! Ooooooooh...BRAIN FREEZE!

They're in the Best Friends Hall of Fame!

Buh-buh-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, Buh-buh-ba-ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba

Blah blah, blah blah, buh-buh-ba-ba-ba-ba-blah!

Sanjay and Craig!

So come and scream at the top of your lungs!

There is no Best Friends Hall of Fame!

Come and fly and have some fun!

They made it up!

Buh-buh-blah, buh-buh-blah, buh, blah, blah, Fanboy & Chum Chum!

Sanjay: Aah...yes!

Chum Chum: Ohhhhhh!

Fanboy: That's nice!

Vails now had to go to Sonic University because the real Tails took some dumb classes. Since she/he was inn Tails's jewfish body, she/he had to go to his classes or else the the police department of St. New Sonic York Land™ would get him/her and she/he will die from leukemia. She/he got up and walked to the bus stop to take the magic school bus to Sonic University. She/he ran into Sonic and Knuckles, they didn't know about Tails and her switching bodies. Vails had to act like a jewish Tails!

"Hey boys!" Said Tanilla. She sounded like a little pervert fox with jewish leukemia. Sonic and Knuckles frowned.

"What the fuck Tails!?" said Knuckles. "You sound soooooo gay!" Knuckles yelled.

Sonic laughed. "Tails, you little gay jewish hebrew small broken gay antiantisemetic homosexual gay yellow pissy fox pervert young little jew boy!" Laughed Sonic in a ploopy voice like a 6 month old douchebag filled with Diet Dr. Kelp. Vails was scared that they would find out about her new body, but luckily the magic school bus came.

"SEATBELTS, EVERYONE!" Said Ms. Frizzle. Everyone cheered and boarded the magic school bus so they could go to Sonic University because today was everyone's third day back from winter break.

Sonic and Tails sat together again, today Knuckles sat in the aisle. "I like to cause trouble." Knuckles stated. He was such a bad little boy. Vails got nervous since she/he was pushed up against the cold window and Sonic's bulging muscular blue arm and leg which was warm and cozy like sleeping in a fireplace with a fire and the sun and its little brother which is a volcano. The bus could sense this and made a rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr sound.

Ms. Frizzle closed the doors and began to drive similarly to how Sonic runs, but not as fast as Sonic, because he is the fastest. She turned on the radio which played a song that sounded like this.

Cruisin' on down Main Street,

You're relaxin', feeling good,

Next thing that you know you're seeing

(Whah-hooo!)

An octopus in the neighborhood!

Surfing on a sound wave,

Swinging through the stars,

Take a left at your intestine,

Take your second right past Mars!

On the Magic School Bus!

(Navigate a nostril!)

(Ah-choo!)

Climb on the Magic School Bus!

(Spank a plankton, too!)

(Take that!)

On the Magic School Bus!

(Raft a river of lava!)

On the Magic School Bus!

(Such a fine thing to do!)

(Whoooooaaaaa!)

So strap your bones right to the seat,

Come on in and don't be shy,

Just to make your day complete,

You might get baked into a pie!

On the Magic School Bus!

(Step inside — it's a wild ride!)

Come on, ride on the Magic School Bus!

(BuBeep! BuBeep!)

Chapter 15

Mr. Student Teacher Sonic

Arthur's Note: Hi! I am the Arthur Reed! I'm from Elwood City, zip code 12345! My breast friend, Buster, likes to write gumball fanfictions. My sister DW also writes johnny test fanfictions, but she uses them for her english class at Lakewood Elementary School. Well, now onto the real very real story. Since Mrs. Arithmetic died, Sonic is now the student teacher of his algebra class!

"ARTHUR! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE MONKEY GLASSES 4 EYES BOY!" Sonic said. He was now the student teacher of his algebra class since his teacher died from his ripped penis.

"... …" Screamed Arthur! Sonic began to read through the attendance of his brown and yellow mathematics class at Sonic University.

"ASAKHSFJKSYTRUI KUTIGHIODSHF!?" Said Sonic. He was bad at brown and yellow people names because their parents drop a knife down the stairs and name their offspring after the sound it make. A brown kid with glasses looked up at Sonic with angry soccer mom shopping eyes.

"IT'S PRONOUNCED ARTHUR REED!" Screamed Arthur Reed. "ARTHUR FUCKING REED YOU SLOW IDIOT!" Cried Arthur as he reached into his desk, and pulled out a… a… gun… just kidding, he pulled out a FUCKING 1945 NUCLEAR WARHEAD! It was supposed to be use don Japan, but Arthur, the little monkey bitch, planned to use it on a school!

"NOBODY CALLS ME SLOW!" Screamed Sonic, but then he saw the FUCKING 1945 NUCLEAR WARHEAD! It was supposed to be use don Japan, but Arthur, the little monkey bitch, planned to use it on a school! "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh" Said Sonic like a shy virgin white boy that has to work with a white girl in a school project.

"Im gonna blow this place like my bitch of a sister if you don't shut up and do your job!" Said Arthur Reed, from Arthur land. Sonic then continued to read the attendance as Arthur put the FUCKING 1945 NUCLEAR WARHEAD, that was supposed to be use don Japan, but Arthur, the little monkey bitch, planned to use it on a school, back in his desk.

"Okie." Said Sonic. "KESUHIFHPEG PBBBBBBBBT!" Said Sonic. He was bad at brown and yellow people names because their parents drop a knife down the stairs and name their offspring after the sound it make. A brown kid with glasses looked up at Sonic with angry soccer mom shopping eyes.

"IT'S PRONOUNCED ARTHUR REED!" Screamed Arthur Reed. "ARTHUR FUCKING REED YOU SLOW IDIOT!" Cried Arthur as he reached into his desk, and pulled out a… a… gun… just kidding, he pulled out a FUCKING 1945 NUCLEAR WARHEAD! It was supposed to be use don Japan, but Arthur, the little monkey bitch, planned to use it on a school!

"NOBODY CALLS ME SLOW!" Screamed Sonic, but then he saw the FUCKING 1945 NUCLEAR WARHEAD! It was supposed to be use don Japan, but Arthur, the little monkey bitch, planned to use it on a school! "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh" Said Sonic like a shy virgin white boy that has to work with a white girl in a school project.

"Im gonna blow this place like my bitch of a sister if you don't shut up and do your job!" Said Arthur Reed, from Arthur land. Sonic then continued to read the attendance as Arthur put the FUCKING 1945 NUCLEAR WARHEAD, that was supposed to be use don Japan, but Arthur, the little monkey bitch, planned to use it on a school, back in his desk.

"Okie." Said Sonic. "! !$#$#%&%$ & -/*+-*+*/+!" Said Sonic like an old router connecting to AOL. He was bad at brown and yellow people names because their parents drop a knife down the stairs and name their offspring after the sound it make. A brown kid with glasses looked up at Sonic with angry soccer mom shopping eyes.

"IT'S PRONOUNCED ARTHUR REED!" Screamed Arthur Reed. "ARTHUR FUCKING REED YOU SLOW IDIOT!" Cried Arthur as he reached into his desk, and pulled out a… a… gun… just kidding, he pulled out a FUCKING 1945 NUCLEAR WARHEAD! It was supposed to be use don Japan, but Arthur, the little monkey bitch, planned to use it on a school!

"NOBODY CALLS ME SLOW!" Screamed Sonic, but then he saw the FUCKING 1945 NUCLEAR WARHEAD! It was supposed to be use don Japan, but Arthur, the little monkey bitch, planned to use it on a school! "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh" Said Sonic like a shy virgin white boy that has to work with a white girl in a school project.

"Im gonna blow this place like my bitch of a sister if you don't shut up and do your job!" Said Arthur Reed, from Arthur land. Sonic then continued to read the attendance as Arthur put the FUCKING 1945 NUCLEAR WARHEAD, that was supposed to be use don Japan, but Arthur, the little monkey bitch, planned to use it on a school, back in his desk.

"Okie." Said Sonic. "Fuck me!" Sonic just realized that Arthur was the only kid in hs class!

Chapter 16

"OH NO YOU DONT!" Arthur screamed. "WERE NOT FUCKING DONE YET!" He yelled as he detonated his FUCKING NUCLEAR WARHEAD FROM 1945!

Chapter 16

Recap

Just a little recap of what has happened before the bomb went off at Sonic University:

Chapter 17