Sonic University
Chapter 18
The End?
"BOOOOOOOOOOOM" said the bomb! The walls rumbled. Sonic was gonna die, most likely since he is still in the fucking university.
"Mwhahahahahhahhaha!" Laughed Arthur Reed from Elwood City like a kid that met Danny Diveto. Sonic was gonna die.
"Shit! See ya!"Said Sonic as he ran down the hall, through the library, through the lunch room where nobody was eating lunch since the school was blowing up, through the band room where all the assholes live, through the girls bathroom which has blood stains in the urinals and in the walls mirrors and sinks and a fetus in the trash can, through the football field where all the protein heads live, through the dorms that only rich people like Silver can afford and where horny teeens have sexing, through the pharmacy where all the scary powder is sold, and past the student center where the scary powder is resold to horny teen titans go! Sonic was escaping because he didn't want to die, unlike most teens that jump off of the freedom tower so they die. "Gotta go fast!" Said Sonic nervously. He didn't want to die since the school was crumbling, like his social life since his friends were probably already dead.
Sonic was running away from Sonic University with his Sonic Speed, because he is the fastest.
""S-shit!"Said Sonic with a stutter because he was running because he is the fastest. He watched the entire college get blown up by that monkey fuck 4 eyes, Arthur Reed. Ï'll never forgive him!"Said Sonic. Many of Sonic's friends were most likely dead right now. This can be good and bad.
Sonic University had died, and Sonic was sad. Ï wonder if my friends are okay."Cried Sonic. He ran to safety to his local Sonic 4 H club. Sonic barged through the door and found nobody else inside! Because nobody goes there anymore I think, I don't know.
Sonic then ran to speedway because it was popular and hip with the teenagers. Sonic burst through the door like a quick sperm cell and found most of his friends in speedway! Only Charmy Bee died, but this made people happy since he was a gay fag tard. Arthur Reed died too, but at least he went out with a bang.
"WHOA! HEY SONIC!" Everyone said. By everyone, I mean every Sonic character that went to Sonic University. Sonic grinned like a little boy that saw his mommies boob.
"Guys you are hear!"Said Sonic. He was happy most people lived, I guess. "But, Sonic University is gone!"Cried Sonic. Then, all of a sudden, Joseph Stalin walked out of the beer cave! He had a happy look on his steel face.
"Brother Sonic! Comrad! Я видел, как ваш университет взорвался большой американской атомной бомбой! Возвращает меня к моей мировой войне 2 дня! Не беспокойтесь, товарищ, я здесь, чтобы помочь вам!" Said Mr. Stalin. Sonic liked this man.
"What can you do about my school?" Sonic asked. He wanted it back so he could get a somewhat decent job so he could pay for all the babies with possible diseases he and Amy will have when they are legit boy friend and girl friend. Mr Stalin seemed like he wanted to help!
"Brother Sonic, me and my Union will build new college in your honor!" Said Lord Stalin. This made Sonic so happy, his crotch almost pop! "Me and my strong communist economy will build new school in 9 months, Brother Sonic!" Said the leader of the USSR. Sonic would get a new, cool, radical new University in nine months with the amazing quality all Russian schools have! He couldn't wait! "You all Brothers are very lucky, 99999999999 other students died today! This day shall be remembered as Sonic Hook™!" Said Stalin. Sonic could taste his Russian accent because it was as strong as smelling a can of spray paint and a sharpie marker! Sonic shedded one single tear, but he was happy about his new Soviet Russia quality college that will be here in 9 fucking months!
He didn't care about all the 99999999999999999999999.23454803 deaths because those losers were too slow!