Chapter 22
Family Reunion
Knuckles looked at his Sonic Calendar™ because today was a totally radical and special day for him. There was a red circle on today's date on Knuckles Sonic Calendar™ in Knuckles household in St. New Sonic York Land. His parents were having a family reunion at his house at 4pm today! He hasn't seen a lot of his family since the 90s. "Oh boy, today I can meet and greet with my family members at the family reunion today." Said Knuckles. He ran downstairs to see his mommy and daddy.
"Good morning my sweet Mexican hedgehog!" Said Mrs. Knuckle's Mommy. She was cooking up all the food for the big day. Speaking of big, the meat was very big and juicy.
"So greasy! Oooooooo. Rad, man!" Said Knuckles. He couldn't wait to take a giant bite out of that sweet piece of bacon his mommy was cooking. "Wait a min, hol up!" Said Knuckles. "Why is it called bacon when you cook it, and why are they called cookies when you bake them?" Cried Knuckles. Just then his daddy walked in.
"Boy, I shoulda left u back in missouri!" Belched Mr. Knuckle's Daddy. "Yall thicc in ya in the head, son. Now shut it tight!" The scary man said in a twangy voice.
"Now honey, leave him be. He's just curious." Said Mrs. Knuckles. She wore a short, white t-shirt with tiny flowers and hummingbirds covering the surface area of the piece of clothing. Her breasts poked out so much, the bottom of the shirt was raised above her belly button, which was an innie. Her lifted shirt thus revealed her apple bottom jeans being held up by a slim belt. The jeans curved around her plump butt, which was the most round thing in the world according to Mr. Knuckles. "Here, hon." Mrs. Knuckles said to her son, "Have a piece!" She gave Knuckles a thick piece of pig bacon. She also gave another piece to her husband.
"Thank ya, dear." Said Mr. Knuckles. He wore a red and black flannel shirt with loose jeans. His iron toed boots tapped againsts the ground as he ate the piece of bacon like a man. "Very delievios, Mrs. Knuckles." He said in a firm, yet redneck voice. He then took a sip of his Sonicwiser™ beer to wash all the grease out of his throat. "HRRRMPGGR!" He mumbled as he cleared his manly throat.
Knuckles then ate his piece in one fast bite, but not as fast as Sonic since he was the fastest. "Nice meat mom!" Knuckles yelled as he slapped her ass, Mrs. Knuckles jumped up a little bit as a reaction. As he slapped his mom's butt, he cupped his hand to puncture her pussy, he read on the internet that women like that and that it turns their vagina into a homemade waterfall. Mr. Knuckles gave his son a stare. Then we went back to drinking his beer and whistling the Sonic the Tank Engine™ theme song.
"Why thank you, dear!" She said as she turned Knuckles around and spanked his boney little butt. Ass slapping was a family tradition for the Knuckles family. It was a way of saying thanks, like how indian people strip and take a dump on the meals their wives made to say thank you. "Now go on dear and clean your room. It can be an area where you can watch your cousins so we adults can talk about how Uncle Knuckles can't find a job since he lost his papers."
"On it mommy!" Cheered Knuckles as he ran to his room to clean it up. His room was a mess, hurricane Katrina must have paid his room a visit.
"Ding dong, you fuck!" Said the doorbell.
"They're here!" Cried Mrs. Knuckles. She had finished her cooking and Mr. Knuckles had finished his beer. Knuckles was making his final touches to his room, as he ran down the stairs to greet his family. Mrs. Knuckles opened the door, "AAAAAAAHHHH! MOM!" She cried as she gave Grandma Knuckles a hug almost as large as their mortgage. "I'm so happy you could make it! And I see Grandpa Knuckles made it too!" Mrs. Knuckles said with a smile. She was talking about the jar full of ashes Grandma Knuckles brought. That was Grandpa Knuckles, he suffered severe brain damage after jacking off to the point his whole body went numb. As a result, the hospital gave him an artificial brain that ran on Windows 98. The year was 1999 and Y2K prevented Grandpa Knuckle's computer brain from working, since the year went from "99" to "00." The brain reset and lost power, taking Grandpa Knuckles with it. Grandma Knuckles was deeply upset and never remarried, she takes her husband wherever she goes now, including the family reunion of course.
"Yes indeed, darling. We both made it to see you and your little Knuckie!" Said the old lady as she gave Knuckles a hug.
"GASP!" Cried Knuckles. As Grandma gave him a hug, she squeezed all the shit out of his ass when she grabbed his cheeks. "Man, how could this moment get any worse." Thought Knuckles. When someone says this in a form of entertainment, it gets worse 12 out of 9 times, including this one.
"cRASSSHHHH!" Said Grandpa Knuckles. Grandma Knuckles dropped the jar as she gave her lil Knuckie a hug! The jar cracked and all the ashes spilled out and covered all of Knuckle's shit.
"WHRIIIIIIIIIL! PLOOOOOOOOOOP!" Said the Sonic Spin Dash Vacuum Cleaner™ as Mrs. Knuckles got rid of the mess, and her dad. Grandma Knuckles was speechless and began to shake and quiver. Grandpa Knuckles was officially lost, lets just say the old man was in deep shit. Luckily, Grandma had alzheimers, so she forgot about the whole accident and walked into the kitchen to feast.
The next family member came through the door, "AYE, WHAT UP FAM!" Screamed a possibly intoxicated male. Uncle Knuckles was in the house. "AYE, WHAT UP LIL MAN!" Uncle Knuckles yelled as he rubbed Knuckle's head. Not his penis head because that's gay. Mrs. Knuckles looked at her husband in fear, it was his younger brother after all. "MEET MY FRIEND, THE NOID!" Screamed Uncle Knuckles as the noid trotted into the house, smelling like Domino's pizza.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Screamed the noid. They both walked into the kitchen to feast. Next, Aunt Knuckles walked through with her 24.5 kids. The oldest was a girl echidna named, Tikal. The others were toddlers and infants and fetuses. Very young, little humans.
"Dis way guys." Knuckles advertised as he guided all of his cosines into his room to keep the grown ups occupied. Aunt Knuckles was a single mom and looked tired and worn out from all the fucking kids I guess. They all entered Knuckle's room. It was red with a TV, a bed, and a window and other bedroom shit. Knuckles walked over to Tikal, she was the only one of the 24.5 that could talk. "You play any vidya games?" Said Knuckles.
"I play Fortnite." Said Tikal. Knuckles sighed and laughed at the same time like me at my funeral. Fortnite wasn't a real video game, only guys can play video games anyways. But he pulled out his Sega Dreamcast and allowed her to pick a game to play. "Lets see hear. Sonic Adventure, Daytona USA, Sonic Shuffle, uh, Crazy Taxi? EW, THESE GAMES R GAY!" Shouted Tikal. Knuckles began to cry, he stole a lot of money out of mama knuckle's purse to get those. "OOOoooooooooo, wait! Let's play New Super Mario Bros DC!" Said Tikal. Knuckles signed out of relief and he started the game.
"WOO-HOO! HERE WE GO!" Said Mario. Knuckles was playing as the red italian plumber.
"EUEUEUEUEHHEYAYAYAY! It's a football, I chiseled it" Said Luigi. Tikal was playing as the green italian plumber. They both sat down and began to play el game.
Knuckles noticed that Tikal was very good at the game. She was wearing a short brown skirt with a skimpy brown top. Her orange hair seemed so delicate, yet strong. When she sat, her short skirt gave access to her pink underwear, for all the world to see. She didn't know this, though, but Knuckles did.
"BUNOS GAEM!" Said Toad in a loud and scary screaming voice. Tikal was required to collect all the coins to win the mini game, she needed to navigated an obstacle course but needed to dodge all the baddies daddies. Knuckles didn't want her to beat his high score of 3.25 coins. He was actually very bad at the game. "START!" Screamed Toad. Tikal she started her journey. "ER" Said the game, she got a coin. "ER" and another coin! She was gonna beat Knuckles, and he didn't want to lose to a girl.
"Shit!" Whispered Knuckles softly like he was whispering. He needed to distract her! He laid the palm of his hand onto the bright, orange, upper leg of his cousin, Tikal. She didn't seem to notice lol.
Tikal was approaching another coin, she was gonna be even closer to beating Kunckles! "Woh, I'm gonna beat your high score!" She laughed. Knuckles knew what he needed to do.
"SLii!iiIlP SHLOoOP SHL AP!" Said Knuckles hand as it zoomed up Tika1's 39.5 foot leg, into her skirt, and arrived at her heaving vaganer. He pressed two fingers deep into the front of her vagaina, rubbing her cliterous so fast it made a sound that caused all the dogs in the area to stop barking.
Tikal noticed this, "HUuuuuuUUUH! Yuore cheating! Tw t! Bollocks!" She cried in british language, but she couldn't stop him. She was still trying to get another 1.25 damn coins to beat Knuckles.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" Said Knuckles as he got closer to the target. He put his whole fist up his cousin. She was still trying to win. "Sloooooooooph! Shhlip! ShhHlanik" Knuckles now had over half his body inside Tikal! "SLoooopP!" He was now fully inside Tikal, who was crying out of pleasure. Remember: Whenever someone is horny any pain they receive is converted into pleasure.
"OHohohohoohohoh'hHoh'h my sweet kunkie chunkie!" She cried. All of the other little cousins stared at them, but they didn't understand. It was so much pleasure, she dropped the controller and screamed. People heard this downstairs and it scared the cousins.
"Gee, sure is dark in here." Said Knuckles. "Did ya bring a light?" He asked. "NO" Suddenly, he couldn't breathe. A sticky liquid has filled his lungs and it was spewing out from the top of the uterus. "MPH MPHGMF USAHJP !" Said Knuckles. Tikal was cumming and there was no escape!
Someone barged into the room, "What the hell is-!" Screamed Mr. Knuckles yelled as a highly inflated Tikal was giving birth to Knuckles! The little red Mexian hedgehog popped out with gallons of semen from Tikal.
"HUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" She cried. Knuckles and his dad stared at each other as Tikal laid limp. The game's happy loud music still blurred in the background and little cousins cried loudly.
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