Chapter 25

Cherry Bomb

Author's note: ITS BACK BITCHES!111!1 After years of decisions and masterbating, Sonic University writing will continue in similar manner to the holocaust. Between you and me ;) ignore the past couple of chapters since they were a little autistically retarted. Sonic and friends are back in college living their normal, sexual lives! I'm leaving the shitty chapters online since it makes my story look longer (penis joke) and they make me laugh. ENJOY THE NEW SONIC UNIVERSITY! YEA! HEE HEE! Btw now that im in college i can write this story more acyourately to a more realautistic collage campus experence!

It was a sunny day outside of Sonic University, Home of The Hedgehogs, where all the students were enjoying recess.

"Shut the goddamn fuck up dyke kike!"

"Kill yourself stupid spic!"

"I will rip your schizo balls off and rape your scrotom hole, chinkoid!"

"Ha ha! You smell, you stinky triple turbo booger diaper man!"

Sonic and his friends were playing a game of foursquare. Foursquare became the most popular game to play at recess at Sonic University, Home of The Hedgehogs, after spikeball turned all the frat boys gay. Sonic, Knuckles, Amy, and Charmy Bee made up the players in each of the four squares. "Look out guys!" Yelled Sonic as he began to serve the ball. "CHERRY BOMB!" He screamed. Sonic slammed the ball down on the assfault really hard because Sonic was the fastest. The red ball launched into the air really high like an Iranian missile.

"Woah! Look out below!" Belched Knuckles as he gawked at the red ball dropping toward them.

"Ballsacagawea!" Croaked Amy as the red ball landed inside of Charmy Bee's square, smashing into the ground, leaving a crater the size of a Pontiac, then bounced 2000 miles away at the speed of a thousand suns, touching the ground three states over.

"You're out!" Everyone screamed at Charmy Bee. He didn't even have a chance to knock the ball back in.

"WHAT! N-nooo I'm not!" Cried Charmy Bee like a little bitch. "It went too high!"

"And you can fucking fly!" Laughed Knuckles. Everyone began to point at Charmy Bee and giggle. Nobody liked Charmy Bee because he was a gay fag tard.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WAH WHAH AH AWH SHD WAWDHEOWF HFEW WAHHAW WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Cried Charmy Bee as he began to cry like an unaborted fetus. "IM NOT OUT" He screamed with red angry eyes filled with blue tears and green snot flowing out of his nose. He cried so hard he threw up! "HUUUUOOOOGGHGHHHHH!" Vomit splashed all over Sonic's red shoes.

"You are out!" Yelled Sonic.

"No I'm not!" Cried Charmy Bee.

"Yes you are!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Ya-huh!"

"MMMMMMMMMMMM!"

"RRRRRRRRRRR!"

"Pop!" Said Sonic's crotch. Quicker than Mexicans smuggling Colombian bam bam into Las Vegas, a blue penis and two balls flew out of Sonic's crotch. Sonic's penis began to erect itself manually, and it grew an inch in length and girth every second!

"EEEEWWWW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SONIC?!" Quivered Charmy Bee.

Sonic made direct eye contact with Charmy Bee. The two locked eyes has Sonic wrapped his right hand around his blue penis shaft, then cupped his left hand around his two balls. The crowd at recess gasped. Sonic began to jack off in front of Charmy Bee while staring him down. This was an ancient tactic from the Native Americans to assert dominance over an enemy. This did not work on the Pilgrims (good thing too because we built New York city while those indians played in their teepees, played with their little bow an arrows, and dressed up in silly feathers and other goofy shit amiright).

"NOOOOOOO! You cant do that!" Quaked Charmy Bee.

"Pop!" Said Knuckle's crotch. His red penis also popped out, but his shaft was ribbed with spikes and his ball sack dropped to his knees. He locked eyes with Charmy Bee and began to rub himself down too.

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"You silly boys!" Yelled Amy. She then lifted up her red skirt, revealing that she did not wear panties to school, and began to furiously rub her clit while glaring right into Charmy Bee's soul. Amy's clit was the size of a gorilla's thumb and it scared the shit outta Charmy Bee.

"Put that nasty shit away!" Screeched Charmy Bee as he lunged towards Amy's pelvic region. Without hesitation, Amy pulled out her mace and sprayed it all over Charmy Bee's gay fag tard face while still vigourosly flicking her giga bean. "AIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Screamed Charmy Bee as he covered his eyes and ran around like a stupid idiot moron jerk.

"Bang!" Knuckles pulled out his glock and shot Charmy Bee in the arm! This caused the grounded bee to scream even louder from all the pain. Sonic quickly hopped on top of Charmy Bee.

"Get off me! GET OFFFFFFFFFF!" Yelled Charmy Bee. Sonic, while still maintaining eye contact, shoved his penis into the bullet hole on Charmy Bee's arm. "! #$%^&*&^%$# ! #$&*" Shouted Charmy Bee. Sonic began to pump in and out at extreme speeds, ramming his dick through all of Charmy Bee's arm nerves and even into the bone! The arm sex was creating a strange mixture of blood, tears, and pre-cum around the wound. The mystery fluid had a color similar to pepto bismol and smelled like pencil led and wolf feces. Everyone all circled around and laughed at Charmy Bee, who was sort of being raped but he wasn't yelling at Sonic to stop. Nobody liked Charmy Bee because he was a gay fag tard.

All of a sudden an announcement came over the PA system. "Sonic the Hedgehog. Please report to the Principal's Office!" Screeched the PA system.

Everyone froze and stopped laughing. Sonic quickly came inside Charmy Bee's arm, sucked his genitalia back into his crotch. "Phft!" Then ran toward the Principal's Office because he was the fastest.