Chapter 26
Tails the Babysitter
"These gadgets I've been inventing cost a lot of money." Said Tails. "I need to find a job to get some extra cash. Then I can afford to build all my future inventions." Tails hopped onto his yellow and white Tails-themed computer to begin looking for employment opportunities. He needed money since he was a lazy worker! "Woah! Check out this one!" Said Tails as he pulled up a Craigslist ad.
Vanilla the Rabbit:
Need someone to babysit my lovely 6yo daughter, Cottage! She enjoys playing board games, eating, and going to the bathroom 3-4 times a day. Super easy to take care of.
Willing to pay $5.00 a year, and any food in the house is yours!
Call me at 6 ONE 4 TWO 92 5 SEVEN 6 SIX
"Perfect!" Said Tails to himself. He quickly called Vanilla, didn't talk about sex or doing IT since she was a total MILF, and started to fly over to their house to watch Cream the Rabbit's little sister, Cottage, for the night. "I've never met Cottage. I sure hope she's as nice as Craigslist says!"
"Ding dong. AYO THE BABYSITTER HERE!" Said the Rabbit family Ring Doorbell.
Vanilla answered the door. "Oh, Tails! Thanks for watching Cottage tonight." Said Vanilla. "We really needed a babysitter!"
"Babysitter? I hardly know her!" Said the Ring Doorbell.
"Jesus H. Christ!" Yelled Vanilla. "I have no idea how to turn that thing off!" She laughed. Tails suddenly noticed that Vanilla was wearing her work uniform. Vanilla was a stripper at The Triangle Club, and she was all dressed up in a jockstrap, orange bikini top, and a Cincinnati Bengals football helmet. "I see you noticed my outfit!" Said Vanilla as she grinned at Tails while sticking out her left hip. Tails was trying to not get a boner so he was too scared to say words. "Men have been really into the Bengals recently, so I'm roleplaying as Evan McPherson. He's the Bengals place kicker."
"Kicker? I hardly know her!" Said the Ring Doorbell.
"SMASH!" Screamed Vanilla's fist as she punched right through the doorbell.
"Wowzers." Whimpered Tails as he squeezed his legs together to prevent him from spawning in a wild boner.
"Help yourself to any food in the fridge! Cottage will need to eat dinner around 6pm, and she really likes chicken nuggets." Instructed Vanilla.
"Got it, Ma'am!" Said Tails! "Cottage will be safer than white people in a private community!"
"That's my little boy!" Chuckled Vanilla as she ruffled Tails yellow hair. "My older daughter, Cream, says you're so nice and smart at school!"
"Mhmm!" Muffled Tails as he squeezed his legs even harder. Cream was his #1 crush, and she had a hot mommy too! He wagged his two tails as Vanilla walked over to her 2003 Pontiac Bonneville, and drove off for the night shift. "That was close!" Cried Tails as he released his clenching leg muscles.
Instead of a boner flying out he just farted really loud for 6 seconds. "PBBBBBBBTTTTTTTT!" Said Tail's yellow butthole.
"Now that I'm relaxed, let's go meet Cottage the Rabbit!" Said Tails as he walked inside the Rabbit family home, waving his hand behind his butt that just farted to prevent any stinky smells from getting into the house.
The inside of the house was like a normal inside of a house. Tails could hear the sound of a television playing an episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy. In the living room, Cottage the Rabbit and Cheese the Chao were playing Sorry! Sliders™
Slide, collide and score to win! In the Sorry! Sliders™ board game, players each get 4 Sorry Sliders™ pawns that roll. Players take turns sliding and aiming their pawns towards the gameboard target in an attempt to score the most points. With this family board game, players will have a blast saying "Sorry!™" as they knock into opponents and try to score. It's a race to be the first player to get all 4 scoring pawns to home base on the score tracker to win™.
"Sorry!™" Said Cottage as she proceeded to throw Cheese's game piece across the room.
"Chao! Chao!" Said Cheese.
"Shut fuck up!" Screamed Cottage.
"Hi Cottage! I'm your babysitter, Tails!" Said Tails to Cottage.
"Hiiiiiiiii. Mr. Tails! HEEHEE!" Laughed Cottage in her little girl voice.
"My God! She's wearing the same orange dress Cream used to wear when we were in kindergarten!" Thought Tails to himself. "She looks just like young Cream." Tails thought in his brain.
"Chao! Chao!" Said Cheese once again.
"Shut fuck up!" Screamed Cottage as she shoved Cheese into his cage. "Crate in, Cheese! Crate in!"
"CHAOOOOO! CHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Snarled Cheese as he shook violently on the cage door.
Tails looked at the TV playing Ed, Edd n Eddy. "Hey Double D! I was thinkin we pay people a quarter for us to tell them why the holocaust didn't happen!" Yelled Eddy, who is a little based.
"My heavens, Eddy! Do you have any evidence?" Said Edd.
"Shut up, Sock head!" Yelled Eddy.
"THE JEWS EDDY! JAW BREAKERS, EDDY, JAW BREAKERS! UHUHUHUHUHU!" Shouted Ed.
"Holy Ballsacagawea!" Said Tails. He was a jew and didn't like this TV program, so he reached for the remote and turned off the television with the button on the TV remote that says POWER ON/OFF. The TV turned off. "Cottage! What would you like to do? Want to play a game?" Asked Tails.
Cottage rumbled over to Tails. "Ooh! Ooh! Let's play dress up!" Cottage beamed as she jumped up and down with excitement.
"Uhh. Okay!" Said Tails with some hesitation.
"Heehee! AHAHA!" Giggled Cottage as she darted up the stairs to her bed room. Tails followed behind.
"Welcome to my room Mr. Tails! It's like, super awesome!" Boasted Cottage as she did some sort of flossing dance. Her room was very pink. She had a pink bed, pink desk, and a walk-in closet with numerous outfits on the hangers. Cottage ran over to her pink bed. "What should I dress up as?" Asked Cottage as she was jumping up and down on her pink bed.
"Ummm….." Said Tails.
"Wait! I wanna be a mermaid!" Shouted Cottage as she stopped jumping on her pink bed, put both her hands around her mouth into a circle, and screamed at the stop of her little girl lungs for no reason. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" She quickly stripped off her orange dress and white panties right in front of Tails and streaked into her walk-in closet, slamming the door.
"What the FUCK!" Whispered Tails as he stared at the orange dress and white panties left crumpled up on the pink bed. He decided to sit down on her pink bed, waiting for Cottage to come out of the closet (not a gay joke).
"Hehehehehehehehehehehe HAAAA!" Cottage giggled inside her walk-in closet as she moved clothes hangers around and jumped about.
"I don't like this one bit." Said Tails to himself. "But I need the money lolz."
"Mr. Tails! The mermaid is ready! ehEHEHEHEHEEEE!" Screamed Cottage.
"C-come on out!" Stumbled Tails with some hesitation due to the situation.
"Tada!" Yelled Cottage as she burst open her walk-in closet door. She was sort of dressed like a mermaid. She was wearing a pink one-piece swimsuit with little mermaids plastered all over the swim suit. She also had a pair of swimming goggles on her forehead, and inflatable pool floaties on both of her little arms. "I'm a little mermaid! Short and stout!" Sang Cottage as she danced like a ballerina around her pink room.
"Holy bruh moment, that swimsuit looks tight on her." Thought Tails. She must've outgrown it in the past couple of years, but kept it since she liked the mermaids. "I mean, she's camel toeing the hell out of that thing, and her nipples are about to rip through!" Tails thought to himself. He began to squeeze his legs together again to prevent a boner. "My God she's only 6! I need fucking help." Tails thought to himself in his brain. He did not want to become a MAP (minor attracted pruh moment).
"Now what are you going to dress up as Mr. Tails?" Asked Cottage as she sat down on her pink bed next to Tails.
"Ummmm. Do I have to dress up?" Dreaded Tails.
"YES YOU HAVE TO! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" Screamed Cottage. She looked like she was about to cry.
"Ok ok! How about I dress up like a cowboy!" Asked Tails. He thought it would be cool to dress up as a cowboy because mermaids and cowboys can have visious SEX! Kind of like how dinosuars and austronots can have pregant sex. And there's a baby in there you know what! "Fuck! Stop! She's just a child! A fucking toddler!" Tails thought to himself. He needed to calm down, and he was still squeezing his legs as Cottage sat next to him in her tight swimmy suit.
"NOOO! That's dum!" Yelled Cottage with angry eyes. "GASP! You should dress up as me!" Screamed Cottage. She quickly shoved her clothes into Tails's arms and pushed his yellow ass into her walk-in closet.
"Wha-?" Said Tails right as Cottage slammed the door, leaving Tails in her walk-in closet alone with her clothes. "Holy almighty poop." He said as he looked down at Cottage's clothes in his hands, then looked around her giant closet. There were hundreds of outfits on hangers, a light on top, and a full length mirror on the wall. Tails looked back at his reflection and shook his head side to side.
Tails dropped the orange dress onto the ground. "Her panties." Tails said quietly. He could slightly hear Cottage giggling and dancing around her room, waiting for Tails to open the door dressed up as her. He stretched out the white panties and once again looked at himself in the mirror. "I'm holding a 6 year old girl's underwear." Said Tails with a straight face. He didn't want to be in this situation. "My God! Is the middle part damp?" He knew Cottage was jumpy, but not this excited!
He looked away from the mirror and down at the underwear. Quickly he turned them inside out and pressed them up against his face. "SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!" Said Tails's nose as he took in Cottage's scent.
"AAaaaaAaaaouoouououuooooooooo…AWOOGA AWOOGA!11!1" He said as he lowered her panties from his yellow face. "She smells amazing! Just like Cream." Whispered Tails.
He then put his right leg into the right leg hole of the white, little girl, damp panties. Then he put his left leg into the left leg hole of the white, little girl, damp panties. He then pulled them all the way up. They felt so smooth, and even slightly warm from Cottage. Then Tails had an idea.
"POP!" Said Tails crotch. His penis and balls ejected out of his pelvis, and created a huge lump in the front of Cottage's underwear.
"God I look huge in these!" Tails said. He turned around to see the panties creating a thong up his yellow buttcrack. "Wow these fuckers are tight as a windows task bar BLACK PEOPLE SNIKER BAR!" Said tails.
"Hurry up Mr. Tails! I wanna see!" Cottage screamed from her pink room as she banged on the door not sexually.
"Uh! Coming!" Yelled Tails as he threw the orange dress over the panties. He took one last glance in the mirror, shook his head in disappointment, then opened the door to Cottage's room.
"OH EM GEE!" Screamed Cottage as she jumped about. "U LOOK ADORBS! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" She screamed as she pushed Tails onto her pink bed.
"Whoa!" Yelled Tails as Cottage pinned him down on her pink bed as she started to climb around him. It was just playful child-like tackling, but Tails was definitely spawning in a boner. Uh oh :(
"Heeheeheehee!" Giggled Cottage as she climbed all over Tails like a human jungle jim.
"Woah! Calm down!" Cried Tails as his penis grew from the female contact. Reddit moment amiright?
"Heeheeheeheehe- What the?" Cried Cottage as her right hand rested right on the shaft of Tails's penis through the panties and the orange dress. "What's in the pocket?" Asked Cottage with 100% innocence.
"Uh! Don't touch that!" Cried Tails. "That's my twiddler 3 keyboard for my android phone!" This is indeed a miniature bruh moment.
"Did you take something from my room!" Screamed Cottage as she ripped off the dress and panties. "GASP! WHAT IS THIS SNAKE THINGY!" Screamed Cottage. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" She screamed at the top of her little 6 year old girl lungs as she firmly grasped Tails yellow penis with both of her little 6 year old girl hands and shook it about.
"Uh! Uh! OW! STOP!" Yelled Tails since Cottage pulled on it really hard.
"Is this a boy's private area? Looks different than mine! Mine is like a little butt in the front heehee!" Said Cottage.
Tails quickly stood up and towered over Cottage sitting on her bed. "Leave me ALONE!" Yelled Tails as he pinned down Cottage, and ripped open her little pink swimsuit right between her legs revealing her little girl 6 year old vachina. Somehow it looked extremely tight from the outside!
Before Cottage could even say a word, Tails thrusted his penis right into Cottage and started sexual intercourse. "PUMP PUMP PUMP!" Said Tails's yellow penis.
"uuuuuUUUuuuuuUUUuuuuuUUUuuuuuUUUuuuuuUUUuuuuuUUUuuuuuUUU!" Cried Cottage as Tails started to fuck her right in the pussy. She was confused and had no idea what was happening. Tears began to flow from her eyes from the pain. Whenever someone is horny, any pain they receive is converted into pleasure. Unfortunately, Cottage has yet to learn this concept in school. She goes to one of those public elementary schools where they teach the little ones how to be gay, pro-choice, and how to have feEeEeEeEelings.
"My God! This reminds me of when Sonic and I were younger, and Sonic wanted to play GTA!" Thought Tails as he looked Cottage right into her young eyes as he practically split her in half, feeling muscles and other internals tearing with every hump. "Sonic and I were playing GTA 4 when it came out. We were just little kids! He went to the strip club, raped some girl in a bikini, then Sonic told me he knew how to play GTA in real life! I was so excited I said yes. Big mistake. Sonic just fucked me in the ass that night, then punched me over and over again in the face. I had no idea what was happening so I just cried. I learned about sex and rape that night. I forgot about that night till now! This is how I get my revenge!" Tails thought. Flashback over. He began to push even harder and deeper into the little Cottage.
"oooOOOOOoooOOOOOoooOOOOOoooOOOOO!" Cried Cottage. She was crying helplessly. Young and confused. She wasn't nearly strong enough to resist Tail's dominant strength!
Tails quickly took off Cottage's two inflatable pool floaties, shoved them into the chest portion of Cottage's tight, pink, one-piece swimsuit, then he began to tit fuck her. He used the pool floaties to make fake boobies since there wasn't much development in the chest region yet. "Golly gee! Her little face is… kind of adorable. Especially when she is helpless and in pain." Tails thought as he spat and smacked her little face cheeks. Cottage was still crying helplessly.
Tails then picked up Cottage to lay her on her stomach. "MmmmMmMMMMMM uhuhuhuhuhuh!" Cried Cottage. She was in a wealthy amount of pain, and had no idea what in Chillicothe, OH was going on.
Tails laid Cottage back down on her pink bed into a doggy-style position. "Gee willikers! Her tight little butt cheeks, her fluffy little rabbit tail, and her itsy bitsy butthole." Grumbled Tails under his breath as the head of his yellow penis began to penetrate Cottage's innocent little chocolate starfish. "So young and pure!" He thought as he increased the frequency of his humps. "It's so tight!" Said Tails. The warmth was overwhelming in her butt. He could even feel her little heart beat increasing, along with her colon flexing and relaxing.
"Squirt" Tails yellow penis screamed at the top if its lungs. It was so loud that it woke up the people next door. "I'm sure there is two sides two this." said the dude next door cause domestic abuse is staged.
Asians.
After cumming in every hole of Cottage, Tails laid her back down on her bed. All of a sudden he heard the Rabbit family home's garage door start opening! "Shit balls! Vanilla is home early from work!" Tails then looked over at Cottage, Vanilla's youngest Daughter. She laid there with her eyes closed, tears still flowing. There was white baby gravy oozing from her mouth, vagina hole, and butthole. The cum from the pussy was a little pink from some blood mixing in. Tails must've torn something too hard in there. Cottage was no longer crying and screaming, but still was breathing like she just ran a 5k. Now Vanilla was home! "Mr. Tailssssssss…" Whispered Cottage. It was so faint and weak, Tails didn't hear her.
"Fuck me! I forgot to feed Cottage dinner!" Tails cried. He needed to leave the scene before Vanilla caught his yellow ass trying to starve her youngest daughter.
"Smash!" Said Cottage's bedroom window as Tails threw the pink desk chair through the glass. He then flew away really fast back home so Vanilla wouldn't catch him and yell at him.
"PFFT!" Said Tails's crotch as he sucked his penis back inside his pelvic region so other people outside won't see his wiener.
"That was close!" Cried Tails. He decided if he ever had to babysit anyone again, he would remember to feed the child dinner in order to get his money.