Hey guy I've been busy trying to get this story up and running again. Here a reminder if you read this story before I pretty much rewrote most of the two chapters. Hope everyone will enjoy this.

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Konoha Unpredictable Prankster

Chapter 3

Hidden Leaf's Roads

The following day Naruto went to go see the Hokage just to bother him for a while and to practice his fuinjutsu. And maybe help the Hokage to arrange his paperwork to help him out. As he walked through the road his attention fell on a stall that was selling animal porcelain masks. The one that caught his attention was the kitsune mask. Even if it was all white it didn't matter since he could design it. Naruto was in his henge, when he went up to the stall owner. He asked him how much the kitsune mask cost.

"Excuse me sir, how much are you selling that kitsune mask?" Naruto asked the owner of the stall.

"Are you sure that you want that mask little boy? In Konoha many people see the kitsune as a bad omen." The stall owner pause for a moment and saw an anbu passing by before he continued to speak again. "Ah don't mind me I'm just talking gibberish. But if you want it I'll sell it to you really cheap." The stall owner said to Naruto, giving him a smile.

"Ah thank you sir I really appreciate it. So how much do you want for it?" Naruto asked, giving the man a grin.

"That would be 50 ryo." the man said as he went to get the mask and placed it in a bag.

The stall owner handed the bag to the little boy. Who got excited hopping around in joy. Naruto quickly gave the man his ryo and placed his new mask in his bag. He told the stall owner thanks and walked away.

On his way to the Hokage tower he found an alley and henge back to his original form. As soon as he stepped into view he felt all the glares fall upon him. Already used to the glares he ignored them and kept on his way to see the Hokage.

Hokage Tower

Behind closed doors in the Hokage office all you heard were perverse giggles. While most people hold the Sandaime Hokage in high esteem, a selected few actually knew the real reason. Thinking that he was safe enough for him to get his morning reading before he got to work on his paperwork. An unexpected person kicked open his door, scaring the Sandaime into dropping his book to the floor. In that moment the door was kicked open and the Anbu protecting the Hokage jumped out of their hidden place with their weapons out.

"Good morning Hokage jiji! I'm here early for my fuinjutsu lesson like you promise me. And after I'm done I could help you arrange your paperwork for you if you like jiji." Naruto said, giving everyone in the room his foxy grin.

This caught everyone in the room off guard with his declaration. While the adults were still processing everything. Naruto walked past them and saw the book that Sandaime was reading. So he picked the book off the floor and looked at it. He read the title of the book out loud.

"Icha Icha Paradise. So what is this story about Jiji?" Naruto asked, giving the Sandaime a curious look on his chibi face.

The Hokage gave a horrified look as he tried to stop Naruto from reading the book. But one of the Hokage Anbu, her code name Neko was able to appear next to Naruto. Taking the book out of his hand, while she performed a fire jutsu destroying the book in the process. Hearing a cry of agony from the Hokage, seeing his prize book being destroyed. The Hokage received sympathetic looks from the male Anbu in the office. One of the Anbu understood the Sandaime Hokage pain for his loss.

A few tears leaked from the corner of his eye, while the mask covered up the evidence. All the males felt how the room became cold, when they felt the killer intent come from the only female Anbu. All the males in the room began to sweat only Naruto didn't feel the effects she was putting out.

"Inu, Boar go back to your place. Neko, I would like to apologize for what happened. I never meant for that to happen. I'll make sure whenever you are part of my protection detail. That I won't be reading these types of books, when you are around me." The Sandaime Hokage said with a serious look on his face.

"Hokage-sama, I hope you are telling me the truth. I would hate for the shipment of Icha Icha book series never reaching Konoha ever again." Neko said while crossing her arm under her ample chest. Making all the males in the Sandaime Hokage office paled when they heard her threat.

A few minutes passed before the Sandaime Hokage was able to regain his thoughts in order. He quickly remembers that Naruto will need some materials so he would be able to learn his fuinjutsu. In the process he will be asking young Naruto indirect questions to see what is his knowledge from the academy.

"Hokage-jiji, why is everyone acting so weird just because of the book that was burned? And why did Anbu nee-chan act so scary towards the book? But you don't have to worry about it. Hokage-jiji, I remember the title of it, I'll find you the book later on and get you a new one." Naruto said with his foxy grin making everyone in the room sweatdrop.

"Hokage-sama, sorry if I'm being a bit disrespectful but I hope you are able to contain the situation. Before it gets out of hand, otherwise you already know what is going to happen sir." Neko said with a sweet ominous voice underlining her threat.

"Y-yes Neko, I will take care of the problem please leave it to me. We can talk about this at a later time." The Sandaime Hokage said, trying to pacify his subordinate.

Once the atmosphere in the room calmed down. And most of the Anbu went back to their hidden places. While the Hokage got his thing in order. For his usual daily battle with the paperwork. He finally spoke to the young blond.

"Good morning Naruto-kun, I hope you understand that I didn't expect you till later in the morning. But I guess it is my fault for giving you permission to come in whenever you want. When the door is locked, it's the only time you are not allowed in. I'll have Neko, who went to go get the fuinjutsu supplies. So you could start learning fuinjutsu by practicing like I promised you." Sandaime Hokage told Naruto, giving his usual grandfatherly smile on his face.

"Alright jiji I'll wait for Neko-nee then." So Naruto went to sit at the couch and waited for the Anbu to return.

The Hokage asked Naruto to get a little work table from the corner of the office. Sandaime Hokage also told him that his grandson Konohamaru uses the table. When he studies his academy homework, this is before he attempts to assassinate him. All attempts fail. Naruto burst out laughing listening to the Sandaime Hokage stories.

A few minutes later when the female Anbu returned with the materials. The Sandaime Hokage asked the Anbu to place all materials on his table. After the Anbu finished her task, she left in a swirl of leaves. The Hokage brought the materials to the work table and instructed the young blond what to do.

"Naruto-kun your first lesson of the day. I need you to read the first chapter of this Basic Fuinjutsu book. Afterwards I need you to practice your calligraphy writing. My boy are you able to handle this?" The Sandaime Hokage asked Naruto giving his grandfatherly smile.

"Yes jiji!" Naruto replied in his hyper active way.

"I know it is hard for you to stay still, but this will help you to become Hokage in the future. And I'm going to tell you a little secret that not many people know. All the past Hokages learned to use fuinjutsu to protect the village just like your idol the Yondaime." The Sandaime Hokage told the young Uzumaki.

"Hokage-Jiji I promise that I will try my hardest to learn fuinjutsu. I won't let you down dattebayo. Also I want to thank you for everything you have done so far for me." Naruto got off the couch and gave Sandaime Hokage a warm hug.

The Sandaime Hokage felt a pang of guilt in his heart. I wish I could have done more for you Naruto-kun. The village should have seen you as a hero, not as the Kyuubi. Your father would have been disappointed with the village. And I don't want to even imagine your mother if she were still alive. She would have killed the villagers for hurting her little boy." The Sandaime Hokage thought, a shiver ran down his spine when he thought of Kushina. When the Sandaime was done explaining everything to Naruto regarding his assignment. He went back to face every kage's worst enemy, the dreaded paperwork.

Nadeshiko Village

"Akari-sama, Akari-sama, we have an emergency situation. We are being attacked by two shinobi's. They are really powerful and they are laying waste to our kunoichi's. And they are destroying the village and causing major damage. What are your orders Akari-sama?" Tokiwa told the leader of their village.

The leader of the village waited a moment to assess the situation. While thinking who and why anyone would attack the village. Nadeshiko is considered a very peaceful village mainly run by women. They only leave the village to find a strong male to challenge in combat. To be able to find an acceptable partner to settle down with and have children.

If the Shinobi in question is able to defeat them. They give out a verbal invite to come back to Nadeshiko village. If the man is not able to leave their village due to being a high rank or a clan member of some hidden village. Then the kunoichi would request permission to leave the village and become an envoy. Once they report the reason why and if it is accepted they are free to leave.

Once they produce newborn girls. Then they are required to be sent to Nadeshiko village once they turn 8 years of age. Depending on the village the kunoichi is able to go back whenever to visit and to check in on their children. As for the father, they are able to come during their down time. And stay in Nadeshiko for their parental visit as long as they want. The leader of the village shook her head to clear thoughts befores, she began to give out her orders and messages to the kunoichi's and civilian council.

"Have all civilians go to the underground bunkers and shelters. Make sure to have all escape routes ready in case the enemy destroys the village. Sarai, send out messages to the gate guards to regroup at all hidden shelters and bunkers. We must protect the citizens at all costs." Lady Akari said to one of her most trusted kunoichi.

"Tokiwa, I need you to listen to me carefully. I need you to take Shizuka out of the village. Get four of our best kunoichi's you trust with your life. Go to the hidden bunker, near to one of the ports. Take them with you, don't forget to be aware of your surroundings.

And never let your guard down or you might find yourself dead. Wait there for a few days before returning back to the village. Send out two of the guards to check on the situation back in the village. In case that Nadeshiko village is destroyed, I want you to take Shizuka to Konoha. I believe she would be able to become stronger there.

Since Konoha has been the strongest hidden village since the inception of the hidden villages. She will be able to become a very strong kunoichi and possibly find a strong husband." The leader of Nadeshiko paused to let the information sink to her subordinate before she continued speaking. "Here is a scroll that explains the situation to the Hokage. I'm sure that the Hokage will understand and allow our people to stay.

And possibly make a clan base off the Nadeshiko village traditions." Lady Akari asked Do you understand Tokiwa? While she was planning to save as many people as possible.

"Yes Akari-sama." she left in a puff of smoke.

Sometime later Tokiwa returned to the Nadeshiko leader's office with her squad of kunoichi's and Shizuka. There was chaos all over the village, as they were making their way back to their leaders office. Fellow kunoichi lifeless bodies laying around for people to see. It was genocided with the report of two S-class missing-nin raising havoc throughout the village. They were far more powerful than most people can handle.

"Ok now that I know everyone is here, I could give you the mission now. Tokiwa your team leader and I put you in charge of my beloved daughter." Lady Akari said as she looked at the small group before she continued to speak

"Shizuka, my daughter come. I must speak with you in private." Shizuka's kaa-san asked her with a sad smile on her face.

Shizuka followed her mother to her private study. Once they entered the room, the leader of Nadeshiko began getting storage scrolls placing them on her table. Shizuka's kaa-san began retrieving jutsu scrolls, summoning scrolls and many other things that would be useful to her. She began sealing everything for her daughter, putting them in a traveling bag. So when she was done doing her task and called over her daughter.

"Shizuka I need you to follow Tokiwa orders, she is taking you to a hidden bunker. We are being invaded and I need to stay behind to protect our people and defend our home. If by any chance I don't survive, I'm counting on you to be a brave girl and grow up to be a strong kunoichi. If you are able to come back to the village to find it destroyed-beyond-repairs move to the hidden leaf. You should be able to have a safe passage there. The only difference there is they don't have the same laws as the ones here in Nadeshiko village. You would have learned in time, so don't worry about it so much. You are able to live your life, however you feel like. One other thing my daughter, I'm giving you this headband. So you never forget where you come from the proud village of Nadeshiko, where the strongest kunoichi's live. And hopefully we are able to see each other again in the future." Shizuka's mother said pulling her daughter into a hug

"Y-y-yes kaa-san I hope so too." Shizuka said, as mother and daughter held one another with tears on both their faces.

They hugged one another for a long while before finally the Shizuka's kaa-san let go of her. And gave her daughter a last kiss on her forehead before leaving their separate ways.

Konoha Playground

Naruto was running through the woods as he took a short cut to the playground. As he was getting closer to his destination, he heard laughing and a girl cry while apologizing. It looks like some other kids being bullies. He felt his temper rise in anger. Before he made his presence known, he checked what kind of prank items he has on his slingshot. He made a quick plan in his head on how to handle the situation he was seeing.

"Hey Hyuga freak I said to get on your knees, bow and apologizing." The older boy said with a smug smile on his face.

"I thought all Hyuga's members are supposed to be strong and stuck up. It seems I found the runt of the clan. What a shame you should just kill yourself. I'm sure no one will miss you." The older boy said, as his friends tried to surround the young Hyuga.

After hearing what they intentend to do to her. When he saw the leader of the group walking forward to try to grab her. Having heard and seen enough Naruto decided to jump out of his hiding place. Appearing in front of the girl in a defence position for anyone trying to attack him.

"What the hell is wrong with you idiots. By telling her to kill herself is pretty despicable. bullies like you usually become less than human when you become an adult." Naruto spoke to the leader.

"Another weak little kid, you better get going kid before you get yourself beat up. We are just having fun, putting arrogant people like her in her place. So don't worry and get out of here." the leader of the bullies took a step forward in a threatening manner.

The older boy became enraged seeing the blond picking his ear with his pinky finger. As he had a look of disinterest, as he gave a look of pity to the group of idiots.

"Yeah, yeah, when pigs fly." Naruto said as he gave them a dismissive wave of the hand.

Residential Area

At another part of the village, at a residential home. A young blond sneezed, spraying all over her lunch. And looked at a certain direction of the village. The girl's face changed into a scowl lifting her fist in a threatening manner.

"Are you ok princess, are you getting sick." Her father asked with a worried look on his face.

"No tou-san it must be forehead talking about me again. It happens more than you think tou-san." Ino said with a frown on her face, as she went to toss her dinner.

Back at the Playground

The leader rushed at Naruto thinking that he would scare the kid. Anticipating for the blond to jump out of the way. While his friends stood ready to jump in and beat the blond up. As they waited the last, but the thought was for the young blond to retaliate.

"Oh well guess I get to have a workout with you idiots I guess." Naruto said, giving his opponents a foxy grin.

So Naruto rushed to fight the older boy. When Naruto reached in hitting range, he gave an open palm strike to the face. The boy began to wail from the pain, as the boy's hands shot to his face. Trying to rub the chili pepper powder off his face. The older kid had a hard time with his eyes burning, trying to think how to hurt the little demon.

Once Naruto knew the older boy was blind for a moment, he attacked him by taking out his legs. Then he quickly stood up and stomped on the boy's knee afterward. He looked around and analyzed the situation on what to do next. Forming a plan Naruto dashed between the other two bullies giving them phantom punches. While releasing chilli pepper in front of their eyes blinding them as well.

Then he quickly got behind them and chopped them in the back of their neck. Naruto looked around and saw the bullies defeated. He turned around and walked over to the girl.

"Hey, Hey, Hey are you ok? Did the bullies hurt you?" Naruto asked her as he walked closer to check her over.

He wanted to see if she had any injuries. Hinata was still in shock with what happened a few moments ago. Hyuga Hinata was being bullied and forced to get on her knees and apologize for something out of her control. Plus the boys had other intentions to do to her.

But then came a spiky blond hair boy with cerulean blue eyes with three whisker marks on each side of his cheeks. He became her hero protecting her from the older boys. Then he single handed defeated all three bullies. When Hinata was able to get her senses back and took a better look at the blond boy. Her cheeks turn a bright red hue, just before she answers him.

"Y-y-yes I'm ok th-thanks you. N-n-no they didn't hurt me either." Hinata answered his questions, he had asked in the beginning.

"Aww man I'm glad to hear that I was a little worried they were trying to hurt such a pretty girl. By the way my name is Uzumaki Naruto it nice to meet you." He introduced himself and gave her his foxy grin.

"O-oh kami-sama he-he thinks I'm pretty, no one has ever said that about me other than my kaa-san and Tou-san. Plus he was worried about me too. It feels good that someone cares. She thought to herself before she felt someone poke her face.

"Y-y-y-nice to meet you Uzumaki-san. My name is Hyuga Hinata. It is a pleasure to meet you. And I would like to thank you for helping me out." Hinata said, as she gave a bow of gratitude.

"Ah Hinata-chan you don't have to be so formal with me, so Naruto is fine." He said, giving her a disarming smile.

"It's hard for me not to be formal. We are taught in the Hyuga clan to act a certain way. May I call you Naruto-kun." She said, as her blush got redder on her face, being the first time she was ever this forward with someone.

"Yeah, yeah, that is fine with me if it makes you happy." He told her with a shrug. "So are you here with someone? Do you want me to guide you back to the playground?" Naruto asked her while he waited for a response.

"Naruto-kun p-p-please I-I would appreciate that." She asked him in a shy manner.

"Ok Hinata-chan leave it to me. I'll get you back safely." Naruto proclaims, then grabs Hinata's hand and guides her back to the playground.

That action made Hinata's face go red as a tomato and she started to feel dizzy and was on the verge of fainting. Few minutes later they reach the playground. When he turned around he saw her face flush and asked her if she was sick. Before she could answer, Naruto put his hands on her cheeks and forehead causing Hinata to pass out.

"Hinata-chan, Hinata-chan, are you ok? Dammit guess she was hurt he thought."

Five minutes later one of Hinata's guards seen her passed out assumed the worst. He quickly rushed to where the Heiress of the Hyuga was laying down. As he thought of the worst possible things that could have happened to her.

"What have you done to Hinata-sama you demon brat? You're going to pay for what you have done." The unknown Hyuga said as he took an offensive stand.

"Hold on a sec I could explain what happened to Hinata-chan." Naruto said with a look of panic on his face.

The Hyuga member quickly did a few juken strikes sending that blond fly backwards into a tree making him fall unconscious. The Hyuga quickly picks up the poor Heiress and rushes out of sight, back to the clan compound.

An hour later Naruto awoke from the deliberate attack. To find himself laying in some bushes next to a tree. He got up quickly and went to his apartment to take a quick shower and change his clothes.

When he got to his place he quickly went to the roof and threw a rope over the edge. Where his kitchen window was located at. Naruto repelled himself down and was able to enter his kitchen then checked his barricade door and windows to make sure no one broke in. Then he ran into his room and picked a new pair of clothes to take a shower. When he got out he made himself an instant ramen. He waited for the hateful 3 minutes, before he ate. Half an hour later he came out and looked around the place when he saw everything was clear. He went to his room and finally fell asleep after a busy day.

A/N: Well I hope everyone enjoys the story. If anyone is interested in being a beta reader for me I would appreciate it just PM me. Reviews would also be appreciated.