Chapter 2 Humor and racism are two different things

The next day, the boys find something to do, Cartman is taking his morning crap as per usual, Stewie is relaxing near the pool, Riley and Rallo are playing basketball outside, Huey is with them, but he's reading a book, and Eddy and Bart are in the the arcade room playing fort nite on the Xbox.

"So, I heard you and Stewie talked last night." Said Eddy.

"Yeah, I felt bad for ditching him, after he kidnapped my bully Nelson and his friend and tied them up in my dad's garage. I didn't realize he was trying to help because I was really freaked out about it. But I apologized and we're cool now." Said Bart.

"Oh, does he like look up to you?" Eddy asked.

"Yeah, a whole lot. As a cartoon child celebrity, I have to learn to appreciate my fans more, it don't matter how crazy they are." Said Bart.

"Man, I never realize that." Said Eddy.

Meanwhile in the basketball court outside, Riley and Rallo are playing basketball and getting to know each other and their show. Huey is watching them and reading at the same time.

"That's cool you can sing, dance and rap." Said Riley.

"Thanks man. It just really fucked up that my show got canceled after four seasons. Now I'm on Stewie's racist ass show, and me and my family are rarely shown." Rallo said in disappointment.

"Aren't you cool with Stewie?" Riley asked.

"Fuck no, I ain't fucking with gay ass, football headed, racist ass motherfucker. When I first met him and his family, you won't believe what he called me." Rallo continued.

"What?" Huey and Riley asked

Rallo whispered to him and Huey... "a boondocks rip-off."

They both gasped. "Aww hell naw, that's bullshit." Said Riley

Huey was fuming, he got up to find Stewie to confront him.

"Where are you going?" Rallo asked.

"To find Stewie." Huey replied, fuming.

"Aw shit, this oughta be good." Said Riley, following his brother. Rallo followed them.

[Huey's interview]

"For Stewie to talk bad about our show to make fun of Rallo really pissed me off."

Huey found Stewie sun bathing near the pool. "A boondocks rip-off huh?" Huey asked Stewie.

"I'm sorry?" Stewie asked, taking off his sunglasses to look at him.

"Don't act like you didn't hear me." Huey said, glaring at him.

"What are you talking about?" Stewie asked.

"Why the hell would you call Rallo a boondocks rip-off?" Huey asked, raising his voice a little bit.

"I mean look at him, he looks like you, but sound like your brother." Said Stewie.

"Fuck you, Stewie." Rallo said, flipping him off.

"You little bitch, you better watch yo mouth or I'll watch it for you." Riley said, getting close to Stewie.

"What the hell is your problem, man? I was just laying here minding my own business, and you're being a jerk for no reason." Said Stewie.

"I'm being a jerk? You a racist, and your racist ass show is racist. How do you manage to stay on tv and get away with it?" Riley asked, confronting him.

Meanwhile in the kitchen, Bart and Eddy was getting something to drink, Cartman was eating a powder donut pancake surprise when they hear Stewie and Riley arguing outside, they got up to see what's going on.

"I'm not racist, it's called humor and entertainment, something you three wouldn't understand. That's why your show didn't last on tv like ours did because you're not as funny as us." Said Stewie.

"Humor and racism are two different things, Stewie." Said Huey.

"Yeah, at least we're not as gay and faggy like you." Said Riley.

"What did you say, bitch?" Stewie asked, glaring at Riley.

Riley sucked his teeth and got close to Stewie's ear and repeated himself. "I said at least we're not as gay and faggy like you."

It made Stewie very angry, he got up a punch Riley in his groin really hard. It made Riley tear up and make a funny face.

Everyone was shocked. "Holy shit." Eddy shouted.

"Oh hell naw you didn't hit my home boy like that." Rallo said, furious. He charged at Stewie and punched him in the face and they both started fighting. Huey, the boys and a few security guards try to pull them away from each other, but Stewie got a really good grip on Rallo's hair, they made him let go of his hair.

Huey helped Riley on his feet and into their bedroom. Riley is in a lot of pain that he gripping on his groin. He kneeled next to his bed, he layed his face on his bed and grabbed his cover tightly.

"I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA KILL THAT MOTHER FUCKER COLD!" He said, shouting through his gritted teeth trying not to cry.

Huey gave him a pack of ice to put on his groin. "Riley, whatever happens I got your back one hundred percent." Said Rallo.

Meanwhile, Bart, Eddy and Cartman are trying to figure out what just happened.

"WHO THE FUCK DOES THESE BASTARDS THINK THEY ARE BULLYING ME LIKE THAT?" Stewie asked angrily.

"Yeah, what's up with them?" Eddy asked.

"Look Stewie, I may hate your show, but you seem pretty cool sticking up for yourself. Said Cartman.

"Oh really? And what makes you say that?" Stewie asked.

"Because I have two friends who are gay, Craig and Tweek, and my old scout leader, big gay Al. And I never once complained about them. But seeing what just happened to you really piss me off. And what's worse, is that his brother didn't do anything about it." Said Cartman.

"Yeah, his brother seems quiet and boring." Said Eddy.

"But I never have a problem with them." Said Bart.

"Quiet people can be really sneaky, especially black people." Said Cartman.

Meanwhile, Rallo and Huey are watching them from their bedroom window.

"I bet he's is getting the other guys to go against us." Rallo said to Huey.

Riley is still bent over on his bed, panting.

[Riley's interview]

"My nuts still hurt, I feel really nauseated, Stewie Griffin. You really crossed. The fucking. Line.

Riley quickly got up and went in Stewie's bedroom and decided to destroy his stuff.

"Riley?" Huey called his brother but he didn't listen. Huey and Rallo looked at each other and followed him.

He pulled the covers off his bed, he took all the drawers out and threw his clothes and diapers everywhere, he even picked up the lamp next to his bed and threw it out the window, shattering the glass. The loud crash startled the boys outside.

"What the devil was that?" Stewie asked.

The boys go inside the house to see what the ruckus is coming from. Upstairs in Stewie and Eddy's room, Riley just finished taking his frustrations out on Stewie's belongings.

"Are you feeling better now?" Huey asked.

"You better believe it, nigga." Riley replied.

They walked back to their bedroom. The other boys came upstairs and they were shocked to see Stewie's belongings destroyed.

"WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT BASTERD! HE'S CRAZY!" Stewie shouted.

Bart is speechless, Cartman is shocked and Eddy is becoming scared. Stewie was gonna confront Riley but Bart stopped him.

"Forget it Stewie, he's not worth it right now." Bart said, trying to calm him down.

"I'm not cleaning up the mess he made, Bart. This kid is completely insane." Said Stewie.

"What we need is to call a house meeting to sort this out." Said Bart.

"Yeah Bart's right, Stewie, you're gonna have to apologize to Riley for punching him in the dick." Said Cartman.

"Have you lost your mind? After all the harsh things he said to me?" Stewie asked.

"Listen, it don't have to be a real apology, just pretend you feel bad about it and we'll see what he says next." He said.

"Yeah, that's not a bad idea." Said Eddy.

"Guys, I don't think lying is a good idea." Said Bart.

"Bart, something is obviously wrong with this kid, he called Stewie a fag, and he trashed our bedroom and you feel sorry for him?" Eddy asked.

"Bart, you lie to get away with trouble all the time on your show. We all did, that's what made you and us long time Cartoon bad asses. Their show ended really early because they acted really ghetto and crazy." Said Cartman.

"Eric's got a point you know." Eddy agreed.

"I guess you're right." Said Bart.

[Eddy's interview]

"I'm not against black people, but what Eric is saying makes a lot of sense about Huey, Riley and Rallo."

Bart called everyone for a house meeting to sort out this situation.

"Ok, so what happened a while ago was crazy and we need to squash it before the photoshoot tomorrow. Stewie got something to tell you, rallo... I mean rylo. I'm sorry what's your name again?" Cartman asked, purposely getting Riley's name wrong.

"It's Riley, young reezy, nigga, get it right." He snapped.

"Ok, Riley, sorry, I forgot." Cartman said, trying not to smile.

Stewie slightly sighed and faked apologize to Riley.

"Riley, I want to apologize for punching you in the dick. I was really hurt that you called me a fag. It was highly offensive and that's a huge problem to the gay community." Said Stewie.

Huey can tell that Stewie's "apology" didn't seem genuine.

"Whatever, fine, but you're still a gay ass nigga." Riley said, barley looking at Stewie.

"I'll just take that as a complement." Said Stewie.

"Nigga you weird." Riley said, looking at him funny.

"So you're just gonna sit here and let your brother talk to Stewie like that?" Eddy asked Huey.

"My brother don't understand nor care about homosexuality. He's the way he is." Said Huey.

[Cartman's interview]

"Hmm, it looks like we got a homophobic in our house."

"Ok fine. But can we just agreed that we try to get along with each other at the photoshoot tomorrow?" Bart asked. Eddy, Stewie, and Rallo nodded.

"Yeah, we'll see how it goes." Said Huey.

"Ok cool." Said Bart. Everyone went about their business.

[Huey in the confessional room]

"Stewie's apology wasn't genuine to me, somebody put him up to fake apology to Riley and I'm gonna find out who."