Chapter 3 Don't Cross Huey
The next day, the boys get ready for the photoshoot. The boys are given outfits to pick for the photoshoot. Huey, Riley and Rallo are in the bathroom getting ready and talking about Stewie.
"I don't trust him." Said Huey.
"Me either, I'm never gonna be cool with him, even if he is sorry." Riley said, putting on his chain.
"He's probably just jealous of me." Said Rallo.
"Because you're coo and you're a coo rapper. He can't compare to that because he's talentless and he's racist." Said Riley.
"Guys, everyone is still waiting for y'all to come downstairs for the photoshoot." Said the producer.
The boys had their own single picture taken and then a group photo in front of the house on the steps. Cartman is sitting in the middle of the steps, he's wearing a black hoodie and jeans. Rallo and Stewie are sitting in front of Cartman, Rallo is wearing a purple T-shirt, a yellow tank top, purple shorts, black shoes, a cross chain, an Afro pick on his fro, and shutter shade glasses. Eddy and Bart is sitting behind Cartman, and Huey and Riley is sitting behind Eddy and Bart. Riley is wearing all black, with timberland shoes, his chain and a black sun visor cap upside down.
[Riley's interview]
"This photoshoot was popping, me and Rallo are looking fly and gangsta."
[Bart's interview]
"After the photoshoot and being stuck in the house for two days, I decided we should get out and go to the mall and explore."
"You guys wanna go to laser tag at the mall?" Bart asked, looking on the computer for places to go.
"Sure." Said Eddy.
"Oh goodie, I love the mall." Stewie said excitedly.
"I always wanted to go to laser tag." Cartman said excitedly.
"Can we go too?" Rallo asked.
"Sure, I'm inviting everyone." Said Bart.
"And please be on your best behavior while we're in the mall. Hollywood is not a gangsta's paradise." Cartman said, scolding them.
"Nigga what?" Riley asked.
"See? exactly." Cartman said, walking out the door. Huey, Riley and Rallo glared at him.
The boys got in the limo bus, they went to the mall. The boys look at almost every store in the mall. "Let's go to hot topic." Said Bart. They looked at the clothes, Rallo started liking those type of clothes and thinking about changing his style.
"Guys look, Spencer's gifts, my favorite store." Said Cartman. They all went in to look around, Huey is still fuming at Cartman's black stereotypical comment.
"I'm ganna beat his ass for what he said." Said Huey.
"That fat bitch better watch what comes out of his mouth next or I'll break his fucking jaw." Said Riley.
"Me too, I'm starting to hate that fat racist mother fucker." Said Rallo.
The kids spot a candy store. "Wow, look at all that candy." Cartman said, smiling.
"WHAT??? Three dollars for one jawbreaker? What fucking idiot would come up with that shit?" Eddy asked, pissed off.
Cartman thought of an awesome idea. "Hmmm, guys, I have an awesome idea." He said.
Cartman calls the candy store, and let Stewie pretends to be the security guard and lie to the store owner that his car has been stolen, and the plan worked. The candy store owner was lured out of the store and the kids ran inside. Bart uses his slingshot to shoot at the security camera to make it pan away from candy aisles, and they started eating and taking some candy. Cartman is eating snickers bars and putting some in his pockets. Bart is drinking from a slush machine and keeps getting a brain freeze. Eddy is slurping on a jawbreaker and put two more in each of his pockets. Riley and Rallo are eating each end of a fruit by the foot roll up. Stewie is keeping a lookout in case the candy store owner comes back, and Huey is standing in the back with his arms crossed and shaking his head. "I'm surrounded by idiots." He thought.
Stewie saw the candy store owner coming back frustratedly and warned his friends.
"Guys he's coming back." Said Stewie.
"Ok guys, grab what you want and let get out of here." Cartman said as he took some snickers, Milky Ways, skittles, etc.
The kids took what they want and ran out of the store before the owner comes in.
The kids went to laser tag, they were split into three teams. Huey, Riley and Rallo are the green team, Stewie and Bart are the red team, and Cartman and Eddy are the blue team. At the end, green team wins, red team is second place and blue team is third place.
[Eddy's interview]
"So, my team and Stewie's team end up losing to Huey's team. How the hell do these guys know how to use a gun ten times better than the rest of us?" He asked angrily.
The boys went to the food court to get some grub. Huey is eying Cartman the whole time while eating, Cartman saw him and was a little freaked out but tries to brush it off.
[Cartman's interview]
We're at the food court eating, and this weird kid Huey kept staring at me angrily.
"Guys, he kept staring at me." He whispered.
"Who?" Eddy asked.
"Huey." Cartman replied. Eddy, Stewie and Bart looked at Huey.
"What's wrong with him?" Bart asked.
"I don't know, but he's freaking me out." He said, freaked out.
After lunch, they went back to their mansion and ate their candy. Cartman is taking a crap, and Huey decides to confront him from the other side of the bathroom door.
"Eric, just so you know, I'm not a gangster." Said Huey.
"What? Dude, I can't hear you, I'm having diarrhea. Can you wait till I'm done?" Cartman asked.
"No, I'm not a gangster. And you need to stop with your racist stereotypical comments or else." Huey said, raising his voice a little.
"Dude, did you seriously just threaten me while I'm taking a dump?" Cartman asked, feeling threatened.
"No, that's just a warning, Eric." Huey said, walking away. "And spray the damn bathroom after you're done, you're making the whole house stink like shit." He said again.
"Fucking black piece of shit." Cartman said under his breath.
[Cartman's interview]
"Who the fuck does this kid think he is telling me what I can say or can not say? You didn't do nothing for the past two days and now you wanna take control? Grow up, will ya Huey?"
I'm sorry about this chapter being the shortest, it's the best I can do.