Chapter 6 Out with the old in with the jew
The next day, the kids go back in the house and became almost speechless to see the destruction of what Huey, Riley and Rallo did to the house inside and out.
[Cartman's Interview]
"Last night, we had to stay at a hotel for our safety. I hope these guys are still not in the house waiting to murder us or gang rape us."
"Dude!" Bart said in shock.
"Wow, they destroyed everything." Eddy said in shock.
Bart check the arcade room to check if something is destroyed, but only the tv screen is cracked.
"Guys, they broke the tv." Said Bart.
"Oh great, thank god the Xbox is fine, I would be super pissed off if they touch it." Said Cartman.
"Whoa, guys look at this, the whole refrigerator is tipped over." Eddy said in shock.
"There's no way Rallo could've done that." Stewie said in shock.
Flashback of Rallo tipping over the refrigerator from last night.
"Guys, we need a house meeting so we can talk to y'all." Said Jeff the producer.
The boys sat down in the living room with the production crew.
"Kids, last night went too far, way, way, WAY too far." Said Jeff.
"Are we in trouble?" Bart asked.
"Well, y'all are gonna be on seventy two hour lockdown, that's means y'all can't leave the house for three days. It's like being grounded."
"Well this sucks." Eddy said, bummed out.
"And Huey, Riley and Rallo aren't coming back to the house, they have been removed from the show because of the death threats. And Stewie, we're in process of fixing your teddy bear.
"Really? Oh thank you, thank you, you guys are my heroes." Stewie said, hugging the producer.
"Whew, well that's a relief." Cartman said smiling.
"Guys, don't think y'all are off the hook, you guys crossed the line last night and you're on lockdown. I know y'all are cartoon bad kids, but y'all need to learn to take responsibilities for your actions. And for that, y'all need to clean the house up.
"Ok, no problem." Said Stewie.
"Sure, we'll do that." Bart agreed.
The boys started cleaning the house from top to bottom, Stewie is cleaning the stains in the bathtub, Bart is sweeping the glass off the kitchen floor, and Eddy and Cartman is wiping the counter tops.
Later that day, the boys near the pool and chat and gloat about the boys and what will the replacements be like.
"I can't believe we're on three day lockdown." Eddy said, bummed out.
"C'mon guys, I know it sucks, but at least we got these gang banging bullies out of our house." Said Cartman.
"Yeah, thank god I don't have to hear Riley's burping and farting every day. And I don't have to hear Rallo's terrible rapping, he sounds like Kodak black before he hit puberty and become ugly." Stewie complained.
"I can't wait to meet the replacements." Said Bart.
"I hope they're not like them or worst." Said Stewie.
The next day, Bart woke up and went downstairs and saw two new pictures of the cartoon replacements kids on the wall.
"Guys, come here, get down here." He shouting.
Stewie and Eddy came down stairs and saw the new pictures.
"Hey, I recognize that kid, he's from kids next door." Said Eddy.
Cartman comes downstairs after a bathroom break and sees the pictures of the replacements.
"This Kid doesn't look bad." Cartman said, pointing at the new kid's picture.
Somewhere in a California Park, a young chubby teenage boy with short blond hair is sitting on the bench eating potato chips and waiting for a limousine.
[Bobby's interview]
"I have to admit I'm a bit nerdy, but I have a fun and wild side, they'll see."
Bobby Hill, King of the hill, age 13, Arlen Texas, The Texan Wild Child.
[Bobby's interview]
"I'm not really a "bad" bad kid, but I'm really fun and loud. When I'm get picked on, I do my "that's my purse, I don't know you" technique on them. Does that count as being a badass kid?"
The limo pulled up and Bobby got inside. This is where he met another replacement cartoon kid with blonde hair, he's wearing an orange hoodie, blue jeans and white shoes.
"Hi, I'm Bobby hill." Bobby greeted.
"I'm Wallebee beetles, by my friends can me Wally." Said Wally.
[Wally's interview]
"Alright, listen up, I maybe small, but don't let that fool you."
Wallebee Beatles, Code name Kids Next Door, age 10, The Australian Toughy.
[Wally's interview]
"I'm a kids next door operative and I'm Australian. I'm really cool and funny, until you piss me off, and Its on like donkey Kong."
"What tv show you from?" Wally asked.
"King of the hill. What about you?" Bobby asked.
"Code name kids next door." He answered.
Bobby and Wally arrived to the mansion.
"Wow, look at the house, it's huge." Wally said in shock.
"I wish my house was like that." Said Bobby.
They got out of the limo and ran to the doors and knocked, Bart answered the door.
"What's up guys, I'm..."
"Bart Simpson!" Bobby shouted in excitement. He gave him a really tight hug. "I've always wanted to meet you."
"Dude, you're squeezing me." Said Bart.
"Sorry, I'm Bobby hill from the king of the hill." He said.
"And I'm Wally from code name kids next door." said Wally.
"I'm Stewart Gilligan Griffin, but everyone called me Stewie." Said Stewie.
"You're a talking baby?" Bobby asked, confused.
"Yes, I'm a talking baby." Stewie sighed.
"And I'm Eddy, the scam hustler." Said Eddy.
"Hey, you're that kid who likes jawbreakers." Said Wally.
"Yup, I'm the star, I'm the bad boy, and I'm the king." He said.
"Hello gentlemen, welcome to the bad kids house. I'm Eric Cartman, I run everything around here." Said Cartman.
[Cartman's interview]
"I'm gonna ask these boys what makes them bad kids, why are they on the show, and what's their secret. I know for a fact that Bobby is not a bad kid, he's too nice and clingy, and there's a ninety nine point nine percent chance that I'm gonna rip on him."
The boys sat in the living room to get to know the new housemates.
"So...what makes you a badass cartoon kid, Wallebee? Cartman asked.
"I'm ten years old, I'm a kids next door operative, we fight evil adults and teenagers to protect kids from all around the world, and I'm Australian. I consider the tough kid in my team, if someone messes with me or my friends, I'll give them the ol one two. I don't play games, except video games." Said Wally.
"That's really cool that you have a cool job, Wally." Said Stewie.
"Do y'all scam them out of their money?" Eddy asked.
"Umm no, we don't do that." Wally replied.
"Oh."
"What about you, Bobby, what's your story?" Stewie asked.
"Well, I live in Arlen Texas with my mom and dad and cousin. I'm a bit awkward sometimes, and..."
"No, I mean what makes you a bad kid?" Cartman asked.
"You mean what bad things that I've done?" Bobby asked.
"Bad and crazy things that make you cool." Said Bart.
"Oh...uhhmm, well one time I switched my cousin's birth control pill with sweet tarts as a prank." Said Bobby.
Bart, Eddy, Stewie and Wally starting laughing.
"Wow, that's awesome." Said Bart.
I don't know what a birth control pill is, but was pretty funny." Said Eddy.
"I have to admit Bobby, that was really clever." Said Cartman.
[Cartman's interview]
"Ha, that was the lamest prank I've ever heard."
"What's the worst thing you've ever done." Eddy asked.
"Oh, well, the worst thing I've done was that I accidentally set the whole church on fire, and my grandpa got blamed for it." Said Bobby.
The kids gasped. "Dude" Wally said in shock.
"Was it a Jewish church?" Cartman asked.
"No." Bobby replied.
"Dammit." He whispered.
"Why'd you ask him that?" Stewie asked.
"Huh? Oh no reason, I was just making sure that...it...wasn't a Jewish church." Cartman lied.
"So, you guys wanna do something fun? Or go out and explore Hollywood?" Bobby asked
"Naw, we can't leave the house, we're still on lockdown." Said Stewie.
"Lockdown? Who the hell those adult producers thing they are putting y'all on lockdown?" Wally asked.
"Wally, it...wasn't the producer's fault, it was our..." Bart continued to say before he was cut off by Cartman.
"IT WAS THOSE OTHER GUYS THAT GOT SENT HOME, ITS THEIR FAULT." Cartman quickly interrupted.
"What?" Bart asked, while him, Stewie and Eddy looked at Cartman confused.
"What other guys?" Bobby asked.
"Those gang banging bullies. Before y'all got here, these kids were crazy dangerous. They drugged us, they threatened us, and they tried to gang rape us while we slept. Right guys?" Cartman asked.
"They raped us?" Eddy asked confused.
"Wow, that's really awful." Said Wally.
[Bart's interview]
"What the hell is Eric talking about? These guys didn't rape us in bed, it's our fault we destroyed their belongings and they try to come at us, and it was all his idea."
"Eric, can I talk to you for a sec?" Bart asked.
"Sure Bart." Cartman replied.
He took Cartman outside near the pool to confront him.
"Eric, what the heck are you talking about? These guys weren't dangerous and they didn't gang rape us." Bart argued.
"God dammit Bart, they the ones who destroyed almost everything in the house, including the tv. They also drugged us, they threatened us and they're murderers. You saw what they did to Rupert." Cartman argued back.
"Well where did you get the rape idea?" Bart asked.
"I couldn't tell, but the other night, I remember I was a sleep, and saw Huey with piercing red eyes, he got on top of me, pull down my pants and tried to gang rape me. I panicked, I cried and I plead him to stop, but he whispered in my ear and said in a demon voice, "shut your fatass up and take it bitch." Riley and Rallo stood there laughing." Said Cartman.
"Wait a minute, I remember that night to." Said Bart.
"You did? Well why the hell you didn't stop them?" He asked.
"Because you had a bad dream." Bart replied.
Flashback of Cartman have a bad dream.
"No, no please, don't rape me Huey. I'm sorry, no leave my pants alone, please." He cried in his sleep.
Bart is woken from this and saw Cartman having a nightmare.
"Really? But it feels so real." Cartman thought.
"It was just a dream, and they didn't rape you or us. You gotta go back and tell them the truth." Said Bart.
"Ok fine." Said Cartman.
They both went back into the living room.
"Bobby, Wally...welcome to the Bad Kids house, we have an arcade room, basketball court, a big swimming pool and we can order food for free. You guys gotta check it out." Cartman said excitedly.
"Cool!" Bobby and Wally said excitedly. Cartman gave them a tour, ordered food for them, and hung out in the pool. Bart is slowly starting to see the side of Cartman that made him think twice about him.
"What's up with Eric?" Eddy asked.
"I don't know, but something ain't right about him." Bart answered.
That night, the kids went to bed, Cartman went to sleep when he heard someone from downstairs.
"Hello?" An anonymous person called out.
Cartman ignored it and try to sleep.
"Is anyone up?" That person called again.
"Eric who is that?" Bart asked.
"I don't know, it's probably Bobby." Cartman said as he got up to confront him.
"God dammit Bobby, shut up, people are trying to..." Cartman continued to say until he saw someone downstairs and he is beyond shocked to see who it was.
"Hello fat ass." A kid with an orange coat and green hat said.
"Kyle?...Kyle?!...KYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLEEEE!" Cartman shouted in rage.
DUN...DUN...DUNN! XD